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"If the debt which the banking companies owe be a blessing to anybody, it is to themselves alone, who are realizing a solid interest of eight or ten per cent on it. As to the public, these companies have banished all our gold and silver medium, which, before their institution, we had without interest, which never could have perished in our hands, and would have been our salvation now in the hour of war; instead of which they have given us two hundred million of froth and bubble, on which we are to pay them heavy interest, until it shall vanish into air... We are warranted, then, in affirming that this parody on the principle of 'a public debt being a public blessing,' and its mutation into the blessing of private instead of public debts, is as ridiculous as the original principle itself. In both cases, the truth is, that capital may be produced by industry, and accumulated by economy; but jugglers only will propose to create it by legerdemain tricks with paper." -- Thomas Jefferson to John W. Eppes, 1813.

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A HELPFUL SUGGESTION FOR MY FORMER COLLEAGUES IN HOLLYWOOD!

Following the United Nations vote recognizing the state of Palestine, Netanyahu's tantrum over the Iran P5+1 deal, followed by more pressure that Israel admit to their nuclear weapons, not to mention Netanyahu's attempt to blame the Palestinians for the Holocaust, I predict that Hollywood, ever eager to remind us all of how Israel and the Jews have suffered and deserve our unquestioning support as they shower white-hot flaming death onto the Palestinian children and steal more of their land, would immediately green-light a whole new batch of movies about Hitler, the Nazis, and so forth.

So I started to wonder, after decades of Hollywood obsession with events that happened before I was even born (and I am sixty three), they gotta be scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies about Nazis.

So far they've had.....


Nazis at the center of the Earth.



Nazis on the Moon!



Nazis on Broadway.



More than once!



Nazi Zombies (No kidding, there are at least ten movies with this theme!)



Nazi Werewolves.



Nazi Vampires (At least they have the correct Goth look!)



Nazi porn.



Nazi Strippers.



Still trying to figure this one out.


Yep, Kinda running low on new ways to sell Nazis to those of us who weren't alive to see them and don't know whay we are supposed to hate them so much we forget we are living in the 21st Century with contemporary monsters. So, in the spirit of the holiday (shopping) season I decided the time has come to resurrect one of Hollywood's greatest cinematic triumphs to put a fresh new face on the Nazi Horror (Reg. Trademark Israel).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Viola!


SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE NAZIS!


UPDATE: I wrote the above as a joke, but proving that the purveyors of the Nazi "Franchise" know no shame no matter what depths of pandering they sink to, apparently someone has decided to actually produce "Santa Claus vs The Nazis!".


PREVIEWS OF COMING ATTRACTIONS!

"NAZI Beach Blanket Bingo!"

"Debbie does the bunker"

"Blazing Panzers"

"One Flew Over the Reichstagg!"

"Adolf Gump"

"Dreams of my Fuhrer"

"Goering My Way"

"Life and Legend of Adolph Earp"

"Hitler, Texas Ranger"

"With 6 you get Poland"

"Miracle on vierunddreibig strasses"

"Six Million & One: A Jew Oddity"

"It's A Wonderful Reich"

"Splendor In The S.S."

"1001 Aryan Nights"

"Himler On The Roof"

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