A human X-ray machine which produces 'naked' images of passengers was introduced at an airport today, enabling staff to instantly spot any hidden weapons or explosives.
The full body scanner, being trialled at Manchester Airport, will also show up any breast enlargements, false limbs, piercings, and a clear outline of passengers' private parts.
Okay, here is my ideas of health care reform. Instead of paying a huge price for a medical check up, just take a trip and you get a free full-body X-ray, pat-down for suspicious lumps, and soon a proctological exam as well, all for the price of a commuter air ticket!
Next up, naked air travel!