Obama Passover Seder UPDATE: Photo, Guest List, Menu | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

Obama Passover Seder UPDATE: Photo, Guest List, Menu

President Barack Obama hosted close friends and staff at a private White House meal Thursday evening to mark Passover. It's part of the new president's effort to reach out to Jewish voters.

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How special!

And pray tell what does the White House plan to do to reach out to Muslim voters? Or Wiccans? Or Rastafarians? Or Voodoo worshipers? Or Mormans?

According to the CIA, Jews make up 1.7% of the American population. There are just as many Mormons as there are Jews. Did you invite Mormon leaders to the White House on April 6th, the day they believe Jesus was born?

There are far more atheists than Jews in the United States. We don't have any particular holidays but we are a lot more fun at parties. Planning to invite us to the White House? You better start reaching out to us because so far you aren't scoring many points with the rationalists.

There are almost as many Buddhists as there are Jews. The same is true of Hindus. Planning any efforts to reach out them at the White House?

And by far the fastest growing religion in the United States is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. How do you plan to reach out to them?

Or do you just plan to hoist the flag of Israel over the White House and hand the keys to the country to your new masters?