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HUMOR Archives
May 8, 2008
How To Watch Porn Without Getting Caught...
May 7, 2008
A MYSTERY artist is having fun with motorists by installing witty road signs in the Frankston area. But not everyone's amused.
The signs - including a speed hump sign with a couple in bed - have been causing offence among residents.
May 6, 2008
VIDEO - Pointless 20 - Pointless Upgrade...
CNBC Airport Stores sell Hillary Nutcrackers...
I want one! - M. R.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!...
May 2, 2008
THE DANCING WALRUS
Apparently people missed this link because it was next to another video, so I am putting it back in here.
Who needs Michael?
THE DANCING WALRUS Apparently people missed this link because it was next to another video, so I am putting it back in here. Who needs Michael?...
May 1, 2008
In an unusual display of righteous anger, God aimed at Washington DC with his high wind tornadoes, and missed by over 100 miles! It wasn't clear immediately why He was off-target by such a wide margin, but weather officials at Regent University's Baptist Weather Center were quick to point out that they have documented evidence that this is not His first-ever wide-margin miss with tornado strikes.
April 29, 2008
What Laptop does Microsoft`s CEO Use?...
April 28, 2008
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived...
April 25, 2008
Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment...
Fun With The NSA...
April 23, 2008
THE ONION: VIDEO - 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says...
April 22, 2008
Bailing out the banks...
April 21, 2008
Get Religion For Your Brain Today! You'll Be Believing Stuff In No Time!
April 20, 2008
SAFETY AT WORK (pdf)...
April 19, 2008
Proof Google is God - Church of Google...
April 18, 2008
Dr Tom Logan, head of species protection at the WWF, said: "There is a series of white lines separated by spaces roughly the same width as a car, plus a little bit more. Let's think of that as the first Great Big Fucking Clue shall we?
A website devoted to the most outrageous, funny and downright silly stories of global warming/climate change.
April 17, 2008
He added "Not a day goes by on a Tel Aviv Beach and not a night passes in one of our trendy bars on Dizengoff Street without one of the sun worshippers or one of the bar patrons toasting Israeli luck in having America fight its wars."
"This time for reflection cuts enormously into the Israeli party life and as such, should be given some type of memorial, if not some type of award or honor, like draping the Star of David over the caskets of Americans killed fighting for Israel in Iraq."
April 15, 2008
VIDEO - Dog Chapman the Bounty Hunter loves black people...
April 7, 2008
In other White House news, the press secretary said that the WH was shuttering the famed sandbox that President Bush loved to play in, since when he was playing in the sandbox, cats kept trying to cover the president up.
April 6, 2008
Bitstrips: 'King for a Day'...
Kind of a YouTube for comic strip creators. - M. R.
April 2, 2008
A Modest Proposal
For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland
From Being Aburden to Their Parents or Country, and
For Making Them Beneficial to The Public
By Jonathan Swift (1729)
I got a lot of complaints about the official WRH "Eat The Rich" shirt, so here is an alternative approach. Which one do you favor? :) - M. R.
March 29, 2008
In a freak accident today on the strip of Harvard, Professor Stephen Walt was crushed to death under a Caterpillar tractor. The incident happened in front of the Kennedy Government Center. A school spokesperson said the land was being cleared for new law student settlements. The Dozer operater, A. Dershowitz, was on loan to The Harvard Defense Forces from another department when the incident occurred. Dershowitz said he did not see Walt jumping up and down in a red vest in front of the tractor nor did he hear his screams of agony.
Hillary Clinton's New Video Game: 3AM Call of Duty
Bring Your Daughters To War Day...
March 28, 2008
Here is the what the U.S. job market
will look like in the near future the
way the economy is going.
... after the formation of the North American Union - M. R.
March 27, 2008
Shmuel's great uncle, Rabbi Dov Bronstein, hugs his relative and can hardly contain his tears: "Even though I was born and raised in New Jersey and never set foot in Europe, I will never forget my horrific ordeal in Auschwitz, which I miraculously survived by hiding in a chimney until the camp was liberated."
"It's so good to be home," says a visibly relieved Diane Linsky. "We flew Lufthansa and we just knew the German pilots and air hostesses were telepathically denying the holocaust and sharing anti-Semitic thoughts with some of the European passengers .... and they were saying, like, you know, 'Let's dump those lying Jews out over the Mediterranean'."
Lufthansa has promised to investigate the allegations.
Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered......
"No, really, look at it!"
:) - M. R.
I AM A SHEEPLE...
What Obama and Clinton Can Do to Unite the Party...
I put this under humor because (A) it will never happen abd (B) even if it did, Hillary won;t keep her word. - M. R.
March 23, 2008
The man thought the patient would enjoy seeing his stallion, said Lani Yukimura, a spokeswoman at the hospital. He and the horse entered the hospital earlier this month and rode an elevator up to the third floor, where they were met and stopped by security personnel,
Even aloha has its limits! - M. R.
March 22, 2008
Ever wonder what happens when you press that red emergency fire button at a gas station? This dumb woman pushes it accidentally and reveals the mystery.
March 20, 2008
VIDEO - How the markets really work...
March 18, 2008
VIDEO - Automatic Dog Ball Launcher...
March 17, 2008
VIDEO - THIS GUY SHOULD BE OUR MIDEAST PEACE ENVOY!!!...
March 15, 2008
English/Zionist Dictionary...
March 13, 2008
It's 3 a.m....
March 12, 2008
Phone ringing, "What time is it Bill? Heck it's 3am, I'll get it. Hello, hello, ...who is this?" [audible gasp] "Bill, I think it's 'That Woman' and she sounds drunk."
Hillary continues, "Listen bitch, Bill can't come to the phone right now and don't call back here trying to wreck our marriage. Bill has repented for his sins and I have forgiven him. From what he told me anyway, honey, you weren't that good." Hillary bangs down the phone.
March 11, 2008
What we are...
March 10, 2008
Playmobil Security Check Point NO LONGER AVAILABLE!...
And my wife SOOOOOOO wanted one for her birthday! - M. R.
March 8, 2008
Have the zionists been spreading their infectious diseases onto your PC or Laptop?
March 7, 2008
Puppies Get Revenge On Marine...
Playmobil Security Check Point...
Oooh, I just GOTTA have one!
Check out the comments section - M. R.
Erbert and Gerbert's Candle Cannon...
Cool! - M. R.
March 5, 2008
TSA Gangstaz...
I wish I could laugh. But that first bit with the laptop brings back some bad memories.
- M. R.
March 4, 2008
HOW THE ELECTION WORKS...
WARNING - PLAYS MUSIC - M. R.
Plagued by late fees, high interest rates, and harassing creditors, the U.S. took out a debt-consolidation loan Monday, combining the nation's $6.1 trillion debt into a single, easy monthly payment.
"My fellow Americans, we have just taken the first step toward regaining control of our finances," said President Bush at a press conference. "Thanks to a joint arrangement between the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve, and E-Z Debt Services of Baltimore, we are finally on our way to freedom from debt."
March 3, 2008
10 incredibly unlikely things that will happen before software patents disappear...
March 2, 2008
Cartoons from the other point of view...
February 28, 2008
فيديو مريعة Scary Osama bin Laden video...
February 21, 2008
Knee in My Package...
February 20, 2008
You think a Mormon Candidate Has Troubles?...
ITS ALL GODS FAULT...
February 13, 2008
Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast.
February 12, 2008
YouTube - Ellen with her Hawaii Chair...
I swear, this had nothing to do with Hawaii...
We don't know these people. We don't know where this chair comes from. Their website is registered through domainsbyproxy so we can't even tell you where they are, but we had nothing to do with this product! Honest! - M. R.
February 6, 2008
Although this was written "tongue-in-cheek" as satire, believe me, it's not that far from the truth in many places in the USA, especially the part labeled the "Bible Belt."
January 31, 2008
YouTube - DON'T VOTE FOR RON PAUL...
Be careful about your URL!...
January 25, 2008
How the markets really work...
January 23, 2008
On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods), the association has now gone one step further and declared that "remembering songs" using your brain is criminal copyright infringement. "The brain is a recording device," explained RIAA president Cary Sherman. "The act of listening is an unauthorized act of copying music to that recording device, and the act of recalling or remembering a song is unauthorized playback."
January 15, 2008
YouTube - Jewish Prank Call...
A prank call reveals more than expected. - M. R.
January 14, 2008
Return to the Future. Save the economic foundation of the Judeo/ChristianZionist World with vision from the past.
President W Bush has shown us, the Future is Yesterday.
January 12, 2008
OOOPS!...
Celebrating the Age of Bush...
January 9, 2008
Diebold...
January 7, 2008
MURDOCH'S REACTION TO RON PAUL IN IOWA.
January 1, 2008
World's First RON PAUL Attack Ad!...
December 26, 2007
Some people have WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands...
December 21, 2007
The Grinch & Mr. Who...
December 19, 2007
These handy stickers will increase the visual appeal of many different items. If you happen to take them to any big box electronics stores, please bring your camera and post pictures in the Evil Mad Science Auxiliary. We want to see those action shots!
They stated that the husband, who went by the name "Joseph" was not in the manger at the time of the missile strike. Joseph had been working at a carpenter shop in Occupied Palestine when the IOF missiles slammed into the manger.
The mother, known only as "Mary", was killed, along with her baby child. There were also three uncles from the East visiting the manger at the time of the strike and they were killed.
December 17, 2007
Hillary in 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
The Largest Collection of Santa and Scared Kids, Ever...
"It's a conspiracy! The beard is fake! It's a different guy this year!" - M. R.
December 11, 2007
VIDEO PROOF! SADDAM AND HIS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!...
"Nyah, nyah, nyah, we told you so!" -- Official White Horse Souse - M. R.
December 10, 2007
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE...
December 6, 2007
Baby boomers...
PLAYS MUSIC (better save this one for home) - M. R.
This photo of a television screen was taken on channel KABC-TV in Los Angeles. A reporter was explaining to viewers the importance of evacuating their homes. Unfortunately, the deaf and hearing impaired locked their doors and closed their curtains due the horrific crime they thought was taking place outside.
November 27, 2007
Emma Clarke the voice of the London Underground (The Tube) has just been fired for recording and posting some spoofs on her own website.
The London Underground could not stop the cops from gunning down an innocent passenger, so they are out to prove how butch they are by firing this lady for having some fun on her own website. - M. R.
November 25, 2007
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:
November 23, 2007
Computer Stupidities By Topic...
Cooking a 25 lb Turkey in under 30 seconds with 10 lbs of Thermite....
November 22, 2007
Thanks to an amazing piece of luck we happened to come into possession of a lot of UK data relating to children in the UK. This has allowed us to build the largest geodemographic profile of children in the UK. You are able to select by gender, age, location and family income. By entering additional information in your selection criteria you will be able to narrow your search by number of parents and age of parents. Using the household income information is a good way of identifying those families where the main guardian may be away for extended periods. We have extended the geographical data by using OS Map data to enable you to target your requirements to locations near open or secluded areas such as parkland or woods and forests, we all know that privacy is important for those clandestine meetings with your new friends - plus kids love to play in the open air.
Read the "about us" for clarification. - M. R.
November 14, 2007
THE AMERICAN ELECTORAL SYSTEM...
November 11, 2007
There is some level of irony in having a Gore 08 license plate on your LL Bean special edition Subaru Outback SUV getting a whopping 17 city miles per gallon.
A (hopefully) very unnecessary warning......
Obviously, in at least one case, it WAS necessary! - M. R.
November 9, 2007
RUMSFELD: THE MOVIE...
November 8, 2007
Wake Up America!...
Carlin's speech with new visuals. - M. R.
November 7, 2007
Ten absolute, irrefutable, God-approved proofs that Christians are right and atheists are dumb and deluded!
See also "FROM THOSE WONDERFUL FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU THE INQUISITION!" - M. R.
Automatic Confession...
November 3, 2007
Al-Kidda: Did an al Qaeda preteen set California fire?...
October 22, 2007
Iraqi Sgt Gives His Opinion On Bush - Iraq...
October 17, 2007
Who is "The Bubble Man"? Can you guess?
October 8, 2007
BUSH OFFERS HEALTH COVERAGE TO YOUTH...
October 3, 2007
The Blender Poll...
Toss your least favorite candidates in the blender, then see who is leading (i.e. who is the most hated) in the national Blender Poll! - M. R.
October 1, 2007
Are we the bad guys?...
September 30, 2007
YouTube - Lesson of Loyalty...
Ummmm ... yeah.
- M. R.
September 28, 2007
OReilly, Im not a racist, I am close to many black people....
why dogs bite people......
We used to have these reindeer antlers that would sit on the dog's head. The dog would run for cover whenever she saw us getting out the holiday decorations. - M. R.
September 22, 2007
"No if the bird was Israeli then the story would be that God told him that those chips were his and that the store he took it from didn't really exist."
People start having fun inventing new captions for the shoplifting seagull.
- M. R.
"Can't Tase This"...
MoveOn Condemns Congress With 2nd NY Times Ad...
... and gets right to the point.
Actually, this ad is a fake, but I wish MoveOn had the gonads to run one like it! - M. R.
September 19, 2007
Girl doing what she can in support of Ron Paul...
Elston also added that if people complain too much they'll just revert to Windows ME.
September 16, 2007
DRAFT REGISTRATION FORM: PLEASE REGISTER NOW!...
September 12, 2007
Osama Bin Laden on Tv...
As we've been told by our fearless leaders repeatedly, there is a TON of evidence linking Bin Laden to the attacks. Sure, they haven't shown it to us, but they said they've got it. That's good enough for us here at DailyDros!
Help this Person Find a Job...
September 10, 2007
Ever been THIS bored at work?...
September 9, 2007
Since Christ was the only person to rise after he was dead and buried, there can only be ONE explanation for the appearance of Osama bin Laden. He must be the risen Christ!
I guess we better convert like He says!!!!!! :) - M. R.
September 8, 2007
Bin Laden Signs with Just For Men...
YET ANOTHER OSAMA TAPE FOUND!!!!!!...
September 6, 2007
First of all, let me say that I have discovered a weapon of mass deception! ABC News is reporting that my beard is now black, unlike in past videos and pictures where my beard was streaked with gray. The answer is simple; my stylist, who does a wonderful job of making sure I have perfectly white pajamas to wear, (not easy when living in a cave!), turned me on to Just For Men. That stuff really works! The chicks are willingly lifting their veils for me and I don't even have to die to be with virgins!
The latest tape isn't even out yet, and already it's a laughing stock! - M. R.
September 5, 2007
Revisionist History Channel commercial (Bill Maher 8/31)...
Apparently Karl Marx was right...
September 3, 2007
Poodle disguise for Dobermans...
Make your killing machine look like a girlie-dog! - M. R.
August 24, 2007
"Thats America"...
It's not so funny seen from where I sit.
- M. R.
August 13, 2007
DON'T VOTE FOR RON PAUL...
"This is for your own good, citizen!" -- Official White Horse Souse - M. R.
August 11, 2007
IGNORANCE IS NOT ALWAYS BLISS...
August 10, 2007
Spokesman for Global Warming...
August 9, 2007
Snuggley, The Security Bear!...
One RingyDingy...
Linked in light of AT&Ts recent run-in with PearlJam. - M. R.
August 6, 2007
FedEx vs. Government Bureaucracy -- Newt Gingrich...
They can track a million FedEx packages, but they can't track that $3 trillion missing from the Pentagon budget! - M. R.
WRH worth a million?...
I was following up on this spam email asking people if they want to sell their domains, and just for a giggle decided to see what this website is worth as appraised by LeapFish.
What would I do with a million? Buy a cup of coffee, a gallon of gas, and the rest would go for taxes! - M. R.
August 5, 2007
America Foils Bin Laden...
July 31, 2007
If'n they's not Christian, ain't we's supposed to be a killin' 'em?...
July 26, 2007
How the news works...
July 18, 2007
The amazing glow-in-the-dark THREAT ALERT JESUS!!!!!...
Oooooh, gotta get me one of THOSE! - M. R.
July 9, 2007
The Correct Way to Affix a Stamp...
FINALLY~~ A CURE FOR CLINTON SUPPORTERS...
July 7, 2007
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank...
Ultimately foiled by termites: film at 11! - M. R.
July 6, 2007
The Shock of the Century...
July 3, 2007
UK Bombings: Michael Moore Linked...
June 30, 2007
Mr Brown is understood to be disappointed with MI5's effort, describing it as "half-arsed and transparent".
A source close to Brown said: "The PM wanted to start things off by scaring the absolute, holy shit out of people.
"A badly driven Merc with a couple of gas bottles in the back does not cut the mustard.
This is HUMOR. At least, I think it is humor. - M. R.
June 29, 2007
My fifteen minutes...
June 28, 2007
Could be coincidence... but then again......
I hate Ron Paul for the Freedom and Liberty message he promotes......
June 27, 2007
BEWARE. DON'T VOTE RON PAUL...
June 24, 2007
Ron Paul Gets the Colbert Bump...
June 17, 2007
Torture 101...
June 9, 2007
Fun, Love, Sex, Sadistic Politicians, Judges, Prosecutors, and Mercy for Paris Hilton...
June 8, 2007
Scooby Doo And The Tricky Terrorist...
June 7, 2007
PRANK CALL GETS OUT OF HAND...
May 31, 2007
Bad Marketing?...
May 30, 2007
CONVINCE FELLOW GLOBAL WARMING CRUSADERS TO STOP BREATHING. Al Gore says, "[W]e should start by immediately freezing CO2 emissions and then beginning sharp reductions." I concur. If carbon dioxide emissions are the problem, persuading global warming fanatics to immediately stop exhaling may be the solution.
May 29, 2007
The 2007 International Waterboarding Championships will be held at the Guantanamo Bay U.S. Military base on July 4th through the 24th. Only those that have been through the procedure in the past may participate in the competition. It will once again be sponsored by Republican Party members in the Executive Branch and paid for by the Democrats in Congress in a show of continued bi-partisan support for torture.
The theme of this years competition will be: Waterboarding: Its for the Children!
May 19, 2007
A Fair(y) Use Tale...
This is great! - M. R.
May 11, 2007
Witter, a 24-year-old self-described atheist living in Orlando, is the creator of the Post-Rapture Post, which bills itself as "the postal service of the saved."
For as little as $4.99, Witter offers to deliver your letters to friends and loved ones left behind after the Rapture, when some Christians believe they will be whisked up to heaven while everyone else the "Left Behind" of the popular book series suffers a series of tribulations.
April 29, 2007
I won't call my congressman to tell them to support HR 333 - Kucinich's bill to impeach Cheney - because:
I won't call my congressman to tell them to support HR 333 - Kucinich's bill to impeach Cheney - because:...
April 28, 2007
"Where is that damned down-beat!"...
Bush's Bungee Jump...
April 23, 2007
inger Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
April 22, 2007
We are SOOOOO doomed!...
April 15, 2007
9/11 CONSPIRACY - EVEN A CAVEMAN FIGURED IT OUT!...
April 13, 2007
Swat Training Backfires...
Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?
- M. R.
April 11, 2007
They'll never live this down and neither will the UK.
April 10, 2007
Ministry of Public Safety...
April 5, 2007
we are encouraging all Americans to sign this petition to end all free speech and to encourage Congress to hold a public burning of the U.S. Constitution & Bill of Rights. We also insist that George Bush be our king until his death. We accept that we cannot live within a free society. Free speech gives us nightmares beyond our collective threshold. We hate America. We want America to end. Leo Strauss was right.
April 1, 2007
A chance discovery by a Berkshire allotment-holder that a plant widely available in garden centres has the same effect on men as Viagra has been confirmed by experts at one of the world's leading botanical institutions.
March 27, 2007
YouTube - Bird and Fortune (Washington Diplomat)...
March 25, 2007
Bill Maher: Traitors dont get to question my patriotism!...
March 21, 2007
Employee Warning Letter...
March 18, 2007
On Friday, the Beijing intermediate court rejected its appeal, saying no individual or country could claim ownership of the moon.
"But, but, but, I own most of Copernicus!!!" -- Official White Horse Souse
- M. R.
In a shocking revelation, KSM described how, in a previous lifetime, incarnated in the body of Judas, he betrayed Jesus with a kiss on the cheek in the Garden of Gethsemane. I knew what I was doing, the Sheikh admitted. You think I did it for 30 pieces of silver? he spat contemptuously. I knew what would happen. I had bigger objectives!
I wonder if O.J. Simpson is still looking for his wife's real killer. - M. R.
March 16, 2007
Pointless Upgrade...
March 13, 2007
THE SCARIEST PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF ALL TIME...
March 9, 2007
The Wizard of Oil...
March 8, 2007
Goodbye Yellowcake Road...
March 5, 2007
Only in America......
March 4, 2007
Woosing the war...
March 2, 2007
According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.
"Oh, it was awful: there was cheese and chocolate flying everywhere!" - M. R.
February 25, 2007
Buy your own "Star Wars" Satellite!...
Cost the taxpayers billions! Yours now for only $250,000! - M. R.
Australasia" href="http://news.independent.co.uk/world/australasia/article2275397.ece" target="_blank">That's Australian for "stupid."...
February 20, 2007
Universal Bullshit Detector Watch...
February 19, 2007
WORLD-WIDE ANTI-SEMITIC LIST!...
I'm crushed! I didn't make the grade! :)
- M. R.
February 17, 2007
Government Fertilizer...
February 12, 2007
Congress today overwhelmingly voted to commit Americas Top Soldier to the Iraq war. By a 100 to 5 vote, the Senate overwhelmingly voted today to send George W. Bush to Iraq to let him fight his own war. As approved by the Senate, this new measure calls for sending George Bush deep into insurgent-controlled Baghdad where the most United States military casualties have occurred. The House of Representatives also is expected to approve the legislature.
February 11, 2007
The Meek Decide It's Time To Inherit The Earth...
Before boarding Air Force One to return to Washington, the President reassured the public that his new SUV initiative will pass and, along with his plan calling for a surge in 'Support Our Troops' bumper stickers, will increase morale among the troops and their families, thus leading to "victory, freedom and peace in Iraq."
February 9, 2007
OK, folks, it's Friday, it's been a long week in the United States Senate and I've decided to bring some amusement into your lives by showing you some dumb things that Republicans said this week on the Senate floor. Nothing big Nothing momentous. Just enough to make you say "huh?"
February 6, 2007
Was 9/11 An Inside Job Cartoon...
February 5, 2007
We're the Government -- and You're Not...
Very funny spoof of the indoctrination films we all had to suffer through in school.
- M. R.
February 4, 2007
Careful, or you'll be next!...
January 31, 2007
Despairing recruiters have some serious quotas to meet. And for the promise of a fresh, warm body, it seems they're willing to overlook a few flaws
January 30, 2007
There are a young group of people who call themselves the New York Surveillance Camera Players: With cameras being mounted in cities, highways, small towns, stores, parking lots etc, they decided to put on different skits or inform the CAMERA of their comings and goings.
January 21, 2007
Brilliant speech...
January 20, 2007
Voice of the White House January 19, 2007: Latest version of the Nigerian Scam hits the White House...
January 19, 2007
WE ARE DOOMED!...
January 15, 2007
I'll bet you also didn't know that the portion of southern Lebanon that underwent the greatest destruction by Israeli forces in their recent genocidal frenzy was almost exclusively Christian.
January 13, 2007
Drive drunk. Talk dirty.
January 10, 2007
Bush's secret plan for victory...
December 25, 2006
The Physics of Santa and His Reindeer...
December 23, 2006
Sheep vs Swing...
Who said it was only for humans to play with! - M. R.
December 20, 2006
YouTube - Asylum Street Spankers Video...
December 14, 2006
How to deal with telemarketers...
Click on the fists.
The SS will gladly go whup on cartoonists to prove how butch they are.
- M. R.
November 22, 2006
"Flyer" and "Fryer" who hail from the Lynn Nutt farm in Monett, Missouri, were formally pardoned by Bush in a ceremony today at the White House, marking the 59th anniversary of the Thanksgiving tradition.
But both white-feathered birds made it clear that they would refuse the president's pardon, citing fundamental disagreements with Bush-administration policies and the legacy of last year's pardon recipients, "Yam" and "Marshmallow," who broke new ground in the turkey community by spurning Bush in 2005.
November 21, 2006
Lottery tickets demote Corzine...
November 15, 2006
Homer Joins the ArmyPrivate Snowflake...
November 12, 2006
Farewell to Rumsfeld...
November 11, 2006
Colbert Tribute to 12 Years of Republican Majority...
November 10, 2006
Worst police dog in the world...
November 9, 2006
THE ASCENT OF CHIMP...
November 2, 2006
Stuck in Iraq...
Uncle Rummy's Iraq Recruiting Poster...
October 30, 2006
Election Consultants - Election Outcome Experts...
At least ... I THINK this is humor. - M. R.
George W Bush Speechwriter...
Frankly, this makes more sense than the President does! - M. R.
October 26, 2006
New Rule, in two parts: A) You can't call yourself a think tank if all your ideas are stupid. And B), if you're someone from one of the think tanks that dreamed up the Iraq War, and who predicted that we'd be greeted as liberators, and that we wouldn't need a lot of troops, and that Iraqi oil would pay for the war, that the WMD's would be found, that the looting wasn't problematic, and the mission was accomplished, that the insurgency was in its last throes, that things would get better after the people voted, after the government was formed, after we got Saddam, after we got his kids, after we got Zarqawi, and that the whole bloody mess wouldn't turn into a civil war...you have to stop making predictions!
October 25, 2006
You just called ......
Plays music.
I hope you laugh all the way to the voting booth. - M. R.
October 24, 2006
Job Done...
Don't read it ......
Plays music. Very cute! - M. R.
October 21, 2006
The Viet-Nam Moment...
October 10, 2006
oN nORTH kOREA'S nUCLEAR tEST...
October 8, 2006
The Capital has an angry, red and swollen infection... There are numerous minor infections at the base of many of the Congressional Bristlers, but the corruption has grown together, mostly unseen under the Image styled by Congress' Coiffeurs. It has come to Head, with Predatorgate, right in the Senate...The Speaker of the House needs to be plucked, so the infection can start to drain. Do we have to wait for the electorate to pluck this ingrown Chair, or will he remove himself, and his Bushy roots from the Capital?
I think we need to declare a level-4 biohazard for the entire Congress, sterilize the place, then start over with all brand new stock. - M. R.