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Mr. Trump, congratulations, I knew you would capture the presidency. In fact, no man or machine has the ability to foresee the outcome of games, markets and elections like I do.
You see, presstitutes like the Sulzburgers, Wolf Blitzer, and Nate Silver consider themselves organically more intelligent than people like me. These journalists propagandists predicted your defeat with charts and graphs until the bitter end. I was right and they were wrong, but the media oligarchs in Manhattan and L.A. will not be approaching me about being their guest pundit. Only Russia Today would be interested in somebody like me.
Now that the ambitions of the Clinton crime family have been suspended, and it's time to drain the swamp, I need to call your attention to ambassador Clinton influence peddler Noah B. Mamet.