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Oct 23 09:00

It Floats!

Oct 21 10:38

"Another NPC in the Wall"

NFORWARS Contest Entry

Oct 18 18:27

Infographic: Nazi vs. Antifa Member

Oct 18 10:31

MYSTERY OF THE DAY …. WHERE IS THIS PLACE?

Oct 18 10:06

Ben Garrison Cartoons --- Stormy Daniels Horses Around #horseface

Like Mr. Ed, Stormy Daniels keeps talking and talking and won't go away. Stormy lost her horse race when a judge dismissed her defamation …

Oct 18 08:47

VIDEO: British Man Encounters A Shocking 'Gender Neutral' Crosswalk In London

This video is particularly hilarious. A normal guy in London comes across a 'gender-fluid' crosswalk. His reaction is priceless.

Oct 16 08:53

Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Proving She Is Only Half Lizard Person

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian.

The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax.

Oct 15 14:38

--- 0/1,024th President ---

Oct 15 12:31

James Woods @RealJamesWoods - The bad news for #Pocahontas: she’s gotta swap the headdress for a sombrero. #SeñoritaWarren

Elizabeth Warren releases DNA test results showing she has Native American ancestry

-Dont forget to read the fine print on this bogus non-story about Fauxcahontas

Oct 15 09:06

LEAKED: Hillary Clinton's 2020 Campaign Commercial

Oct 14 09:48

NPC reacts to Hillary Clinton's Security Clearance Loss

The NPC is immunized against all dangers: one may call it an SJW, feminist, snowflake, libtard, it all runs off it like water off a raincoat. But call it an NPC and you will be astonished at how it recoils, how injured it is, how it suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Oct 13 10:23

Outside In: The Trump administration’s plan to remake the Middle East

The only promise that is new about the promised peace plan is the way it will be forced on the Palestinians: no one has promised that the plan itself will be new. With Saudi Arabia and Egypt—the outside—brought onside with the promise of continued military aid despite their crimes against humanity and violations of international law and the Palestinians weakened by being silenced, economically crushed and stripped of any friends to help them, the United States and Israel are now free to attempt to impose a peace plan on the Palestinians.

Oct 12 11:03

Bin Laden (If he were to have been taken alive)

Oct 12 10:58

It's Time to Believe All Women - Owen Benjamin

Oct 12 07:52

Tourist calls 911 after spotting whales while boating in Washington: report

Can you say Snowflake!

Video footage of one family’s boating trip in Washington state has gone viral on social media, as it shows three humpback whales nearing their vessel and eventually prompting one scared family member to hysterically phone police.

On Sept. 29, the Lucianna family was cruising on Puget Sound when Darren began filming as the massive sea creatures approached their boat, Insider reports.

Oct 10 08:15

Here’s the REAL Reason so Many White Men are Angry

The cartoon below brilliantly reveals the REAL REASON so many white men are angry, and justifiably so.

Oct 10 01:29

Academics expose corruption in Grievance Studies

These guys a brilliant.

The behind-the-scenes story of how a trio of concerned academics (James Lindsay, Peter Boghossian and Helen Pluckrose) published seven intentionally absurd papers in leading scholarly journals in what has become known as 'The Grievance Studies Affair'.

Oct 09 10:29

Pirates and global warming

We believe pirates are divine beings and the original Pastafarians. Pirates’ image as “thieves and outcasts” is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pirates were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will who distributed candy to small children. Modern pirates are not related. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

We believe that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.

As the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased.

Here is a picture to prove it!

Oct 01 05:25

Netanyahu's Claims about Nuke House in Tehran Village Ripple Wave of Jokes in Cyberspace

The name of a fruit growing village in rural Tehran has gone viral in the cyberspace after Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu claimed that the small village homed a nuclear warehouse.

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Sep 30 09:25

Believe Women

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Sep 29 09:36

I was Gang Raped by Three UN-named Female Democrat Women

Nasty Nancy Pelosi, Mad Maxine Waters, and Dirty Dianne Feinstein Gang Raped me in 1901 while I was on a trip to Mars in the Wright Brothers plane with them! Bimbo Barbra Boxer was there also but I can’t verify because she is sick and deranged at the moment! Krazy Kamala Harris heard about it so she may have to come forward as a witness!

Dirty Donna Brazile was on her cell phone telling them what questions to ask me.

All of these women are Catholics so I am sure the Pope and all Bishops and Priests have first hand knowledge. I may gotta subpoena them if President Trump will hear my case!

CNN was there and filmed the whole incident from their base on the Moon! They will not hand over the evidence so I am calling for an investigation by the FBI and my preschool school board.

Sep 27 09:45

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

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Today's hearing with Christine Ford summed up by the Simpsons.

Sep 26 11:08

Dianne Feinstein Here’s My Repressed Memory from Your 47th Birthday Party

Sep 26 10:30

HERE ARE MY DEMANDS:NO QUESTIONS FROM LAWYERS, DIM THE LIGHTS, I WANT ROSES, SPARKLING WATER, A BOWL OF GREEN M&Ms …

Sep 26 09:59

Elmo testifies about his years at Sesame Street where he was passed around and fisted by cast members

Sep 25 09:51

FLASHBACK - You Might Live In a Nation Founded by Geniuses but Run By Idiots If -

Sep 24 10:29

MARK DICE: Brett Kavanaugh stole a Snickers bar when we were kids. I’ve finally decided to tell my story.

Brett Kavanaugh stole a Snickers bar when we were kids. I’ve finally decided to tell my story. I don’t remember what store we were at. How we got there, how old we were, or what time of year it was. But I know he’s a kleptomaniac and unfit for SCOTUS.

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Brett Kavanaugh stole my Honda!

Sep 23 05:49

President Nixon & Reverend Billy Graham Discuss Jewish control of Media

President Richard Nixon and the Rev. Billy Graham - the nation's most prominent Christian evangelist - frankly discuss the Jewish role in the US media during a private meeting in the White House. This recording of their conversation on Feb. 1, 1972, was made public 13 years later. Nixon says: "It's all run by Jews and dominated by them in their editorial pages. The New York Times, The Washington Post - totally Jewish too." Graham responds: "This stranglehold has got to be broken or the country's going down the drain." In response to that, the president says: "You believe that?" "Yes, sir," says Graham. "Oh, boy," replies Nixon. "So do I. I can't ever say that [publicly], but I believe it."

Sep 14 12:26

Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire

Sep 14 10:33

Airport Full Body Scan Status Report

Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport all-body scans!

Sep 14 03:58

Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire - ReasonTV

Sep 13 12:08

Iran WARNING: US tells airlines not to fly through airspace as WW3 fears rise

The advisory also warns military activities linked to the bloody conflict in Syria have been ramped across Iran's airspace.

Tensions between Tehran and Washington are running high following Donald Trump’s controversial decision to pull out of the landmark Iran nuclear deal re-introduce economic sanctions last month.

Flight Service Bureau, which provides safety information on airspace to airlines, said "without seeming alarmist", the deteriorating relationship between the US and Iran must be taken into account when planning flights in Iran's airspace.

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This is getting just about as serious as is a heart attack: I find myself very alarmed at these developments.

Sep 13 09:42

TOON FOR TODAY ~~ WHO’S NEXT?

ho’s next on Netanyahu’s & Donald Trump’s list of targets to undermine Palestine’s struggle for freedom?

Sep 11 08:41

#NEVERFORGET HRC 9/11/16

Sep 08 09:01

“I AM THE RESISTANCE” – Blue-Waving it from mama’s basement ….

Sep 07 01:20

I Wish This Was a Joke : The Left is Now Claiming That Comedy No Longer Needs to be Funny

If comedy is no longer intended to be funny, then how can it even be called comedy? -- Lecturing an audience about the latest ‘right on’ in-vogue social justice obsession is not satire, it’s indoctrination.

Sep 03 13:48

Good Analogy

Aug 31 10:27

Senior-version-of-Facebook

Aug 31 09:08

PIC --- Bikini-clad blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan to fly over UK capital

A giant blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan will be seen in the UK capital's skies this weekend after protesters were given permission to fly the crowdfunded balloon in Westminster.

Aug 26 10:01

John Mccain THE PIG'S ASS AWARD

Aug 25 17:00

Is ‘Assad curse’ to blame for Aussie PM Turnbull’s ousting? Meme-magic strikes again…

Turnbull takes his place alongside former leaders like the UK’s David Cameron, France’s Francois Hollande and the US’ Barack Obama, who all left office or suffered defeat and embarrassment at the polls after issuing the familiar refrain “Assad must go.”

Since then, they’ve noted that Trump’s opponents can’t seem to stump him. Trump’s supporters on reddit compiled a massive list of every time an opponent tried to defeat or embarrass Trump, only to wind up losing. For example, when actor Kevin Spacey called Trump a “disease” in 2016, it was clearly the Trump curse that led to him being accused of sexual assault and made a Hollywood pariah. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg losing $17 billion in one day? The Trump curse. Stormy Daniels filing for divorce? The Trump curse strikes again.

Aug 24 09:10

The absolute state of Canada

Aug 24 08:18

FBI's Least Wanted List!

Aug 24 07:54

What Happened HRC

Aug 22 00:26

Paper Tigers

Paper Tigers. In an effort to protest President Trump accusing the media of colluding with each other, Newspapers across the country collude with each other to protest Trump.

Aug 21 15:26

"How Can I Cure My White Guilt?" Asks the New York Times

... Well, Don't Have Any!

Aug 21 09:58

Johnstone: How To Get Rid Of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists

Do you want to get rid of that kooky fringe 74 percent of Americans who believe in a “Deep State”

Aug 21 01:08

Can You Hear Me Now?

Ex CIA director John Brennan is now complaining loudly and often that Trump is stifling his freedom of speech.

Aug 20 01:06

The First Amendment…

Aug 17 14:48

You bent over for the soap-on-a-rope and took it like a husky in heat for what?

@RealJamesWoods unloads on a former pres candidate

Aug 15 11:26

Video: Astroturfing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Highly recommended. Also, do a search for Aaron Swartz and Dr. David Heimbach both are on the video.

Aug 08 07:44

Holidays in Spain (2018)

Spain is a very lucky country, everyday they get thousands of new scientists, who will boost the economy and enrich the Spanish culture but the mainstream media are hiding this wonderful footage because people of other western countries might get jealous.

satire

Aug 07 23:54

Accosted

Accosted... CNN’s Jim Acosta Whines like a baby over feeling threatened by Trump supporters, all the while he’s continuing to attack Trump and his family

Aug 02 07:35

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

Aug 01 07:32

Is A Cartoon Showing 'Escalator Trump' Flat On His Face, 'Violent'?

(*I don't think it's anymore violent then Rush singing his Magic Negro song for the nation's only black p.o.t.u.s. , or the liberals playing with play-doh after the election , but that didn't stop some from whining their discomfort at that well placed chapping .
So , forget my own opinion . Some found a way to call an inanimate photoshopped image violent , so my final answer is; Naturally it will be found to be violent . Some Can't Take It As Well As They Dish It Out !
submitted for those who bei~lieve partisan bickering is the key to a great again nation)

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