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Apr 20 08:39

WATCH: Bulldozers Battle It Out On The Streets Of China

There really is only one conclusion that can be drawn from the incident: We need common sense Bulldozer Control Laws.

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Apr 19 12:46

LATE SHOW COMEDY: Seth Myers Annihilates Goldman Sachs

THE NON-PUNISHMENT OF GOLDMAN SACHS

This is really good.

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Apr 19 10:54

BREAKING! Illegal immigrants working on plan to get past Donald Trump's wall!

Apr 19 09:56

Breaking News: This Is Where Donald Trump Grows His Hair (4 pics )

If you ever wondered where Donald Trump grows his hair, these secret photos reveal this crucial information. His hair has been located in one of the northernmost cities in the world, namely in Tromsø, Norway.

Apr 18 14:53

Pam Geller’s Islamification

beware - algebra, algorithms, astronomy, surgery, soap, shampoo, bathing, coffee, and other Islamic threats! :-)

Apr 18 09:17

MONDAY’S TOONS ~~ #ImpeachmentDay IN BRAZIL

Apr 17 11:05

Hillary Clinton Explained in One Picture - America is Waking Up

#democraticwhore is trending on Twitter. Nuff said

Apr 17 10:25

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Holds First Official Marriage

Legally recognized as a religious organization in New Zealand, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster cooked up its first official wedding this weekend. Marriage is the latest step members of this untraditional spiritual group have taken to be recognized as belonging to a legitimate, religious entity.

Toby Ricketts and Marianna Young of New Zealand got married this weekend, and they owe eternal happiness to a divine mass of noodles in the sky.

Apr 17 08:59

Latest Ben Garrison Cartoon?

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Some great cartoons you will never see in the establishment media!

Apr 15 22:55

TONIGHT SHOW: Watch Trump's Phone Call With Ted Cruz

CRUZ IS CRINGEWORTHY

Ted Cruz is a comedic imbecile playing himself.

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Apr 15 12:00

Scene from Me Myself and Irene

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Warning - profanity.

And yes, he WAS murdered! :)

Apr 15 10:06

FRIDAY’S TOON ~~ ISRAELI ARMS SALES DURING RWANDAN GENOCIDE TO REMAIN SEALED

Supreme Court denies attorney’s petition to reveal defense exports to the African country, citing risk to national security, foreign relations

Apr 14 22:54

Paul Ryan: Totally Not Running

yeah, sure the pilgrimage to Israel and blessings from the bankster godfathers mean nothing

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Apr 12 09:06

TOOSDAY’S TOONS ~~ THE MERCHANT OF CAIRO

Apr 12 07:00

Just Flasking Ridiculous!

By Jack Perry
April 12, 2016
Hey, did you know in Texas, it’s illegal to possess an Erlenmeyer flask without a permit from the government? What’s an Erlenmeyer flask? It’s that glass conical-bottom, narrow-necked flask you see in all the science labs. Remember high school science class? So why is a piece of science lab equipment illegal without das paperwerken from das government? Because it’s allegedly used to manufacture illegal drugs. Well, gosh, so are a lot of things! But this is a thing I have mentioned before here and now would like to expand on: Local government is often the most tyrannical because they can pass laws faster than the federal government can spend a billion dollars.
Webmaster addition: I use an Erlenmeyer flask to make nano-silver!

Apr 11 16:03

Thank You. Love, ISIS

a love letter from ISIS

Apr 11 16:00

#Pray for [blank]

simplify your search for appropriate levels of concern for the next false-flag event

Apr 11 15:56

Hiding, Secret and Shell

an ad for the 1% to hide their ill-gotten gains :-D

Apr 11 15:05

Prime Minister David Cameron for sale on eBay!

Condition:For parts or not working

Apr 11 09:20

SNL Cold Open: Hillary Clinton Addresses Her Losing Streak

Saturday Night Live goes after Hillary.

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Apr 10 09:39

Comedian Bill Burr On The Election: 'I Call BULLSHIT, No One Is Leaving The Country If Trump Wins'

"Where are they gonna go? Every other country is careful about who they let in."

This is outstanding.

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Apr 10 09:13

START THE WEEK WITH A NEW TOON ~~ THE ISLAMOPHOBIC COURTROOM

Apr 09 09:19

US Homeland Security CSI: Agents Dick Strong & Fannie Goode bring a 9/11 conspiracy theorist-pedophile to justice!

*hyperlinks live at source*

hat tip: Washington’s Blog

(satire): For those who aren’t addicted as I am to this hit TV show: here are highlights from this week’s episode! Our two favorite Special Agents in the whole world, Dick Strong and Fannie Goode, discuss their new case: a murdered man who believed in conspiracy theories:

Scene 1: Dick and Fannie are in a living room standing over a dead man’s body (both 30-something, incredibly good-looking, confident, and smart). Three cops take pictures and collect evidence. The walls are covered with unorganized conspiracy theory pictures.

Dick: (with disgust) Conspiracy theorist (and here). Judging by the pictures, this guy believed we didn’t go to the moon, Elvis is alive, and aliens.

Fannie: And worse. Stuff like 9/11 was an inside job.

D: So he was a total nut-job.

F: Yup.

D: What killed him?

F: Woman’s high-heel shoe through the eye and into his brain. Also used to smash his testicles.

Apr 09 07:36

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Congressional Fundraising

Apr 09 07:28

Hillary Clinton Dodges Truth Serum

Apr 08 10:08

#PanamaPapers ~~ SNOWDEN CALLS ON CAMERON TO RESIGN

Apr 08 09:44

Federal Prison Blues

Apr 07 08:36

#PanamaPapers ~~ TOON OF THE DAY — AIRING THE LAUNDRY

Apr 06 13:01

"KKK Member With Whip" Panics College Over Racist Assault... Oh, Wait. It's a Priest With Beads

Why PC will destroy the world: These confused young adults are so fearful that they are hallucinating attacks of “hate speech” and hurt feelings.

"a person saw white robes and what looked to them like a weapon, got scared (rightfully so), warned people, warned staff, which in turn caused me to warn my residents because I need to look out for my residents, which in turn made it spread.

“Then my residents, terrified, come running to me, saying yeah the report must be true, they saw him and couldn‘t believe there was a klansmember with a whip. And I see this picture. It’s a priest. With a rosary.

Read more at SHTFplan.com

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Apr 04 09:13

7 Reasons 9/11 Could NOT Have Been An Inside Job

Below, we’ll show that 9/11 could NOT have been an inside job …

Apr 01 09:19

DARPA Unveils Game-Changing High-Tech Weapon

Apr 01 08:58

Hillary and Bill Clinton- Twerk Fest- rapping

Apr 01 08:54

Ted Nugent Just Made A SHOCKING Announcement – Endorses THIS CANDIDATE!

He’s tired of the hotly-contested Republican presidential primary, and is ready to jump ship. That’s why he’s officially supporting Hillary Clinton for President. Nugent has announced he has “seen the light” and his endorsement is going viral!

She’s right, there is no reason for anyone to earn their own way, the government’s #1 job is to redistribute the earnings of the cheaters who startup all those evil corporations & earn their own way. She’s correct when she reaches out to the world by opening our US borders to the needy & downtrodden to come here and get their fair share & enrich our lives with their wonderful cultural diversity. She will carryon the legacy of the great Barak Obama when he raises awareness that global warming is the real threat to our security & that ISL is the religion of peace. Go Hillary!

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Yes, it's an April Fool's joke!

Mar 28 11:14

CONGRESSMEN'S WAREHOUSE

Mar 26 10:40

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Stalks Ted Cruz • Triumph on Hulu

Mar 25 06:29

It Cometh from the Pit:And Hath a Knout

Once upon a time there was a fairy kingdom that lived inside a place called The Beltway, and was surrounded on all four sides by a land called America. The Beltway was aligned with another kingdom called Manhattan, inhabited by disembodied heads that spoke from the walls of bars, and with with yet another closed kingdom called Hollywood, the abode of half-educated narcissists.

Mar 23 11:23

Humor - U.S. Justice Department Prosecutors Laugh Off the FBI’s Clinton Email Probe

Webmaster addition: Dear FBI (I know you are reading this website). You should read this article, because like all good satire it contains a lot of truth. If Hillary is not indicted and becomes President, she is going to take revenge on the FBI for daring to investigate her spying and scrape it out like a Halloween jack-o-lantern! That means your careers are toast ... unless by November Hillary is toast. You need to get the information on her crimes out to the public so that it will be obvious the White House is obstructing justice, itself an impeachable offence, forcing Obama and Lynch to do their jobs properly. Otherwise, you better start polishing your resumes right now, and in this economy, good luck finding another job as well-paid and cushy as what you have now.

Think about your families. Think about your mortgage payments. Think about your car payments. Think about your future.

Then think about how Bill Clinton "cleaned house" when he became President.

Mar 23 10:18

Donald Trump: Move the Palestinians to Puerto Rico

I'm in a silly mood today! Yes this is Satire!

NEW YORK – Billionaire Republican presidential contender Donald Trump has unveiled a controversial peace proposal for the strife-torn holy land: give the U.S. island territory of Puerto Rico to the Palestinians as compensation for surrendering to Israel.

According to the so-called “Trump Solution,” rolled out by the outspoken business magnate at a Manhattan press conference, the U.S. would fund the relocation of all four or so million Palestinians......

Mar 23 10:08

UNBROKEN TRADITIONS IN GOVERNMENT HIRING

Once upon a time there was a king who? wanted to go fishing.

Mar 22 10:04

ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS

Mar 22 10:03

EVER WONDER WHY THEY SAY ‘YANKEE GO HOME’?

Mar 18 16:29

Let’s Be Honest, Most of Us Simply Can’t Stand Ted Cruz

Even if you agree with some of what Ted Cruz has to say, let’s be honest… can you really stand him? Could you stand to listen to him lead America into more Middle Eastern wars like he has vowed to do for four or possibly even eight years? Not even as a president but as a person… Be honest now (and no, this has nothing to do with his Bush past and ties, his Goldman Sachs CFR North American Union-endorsing wife, his crazy pastor dad, or that booger he ate).
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Mar 18 10:29

FRIDAY’S TOONS ~~ WIKILEAKS ARCHIVES HELLARY’S EMAILS

Mar 17 10:54

Now Germans DEMAND we leave the EU: 'We've never even liked the British'

In the sketch the ‘comedians’ throw further jibes at the Royal family, blast Britain’s so-called “special treatment" from the EU and mock the UK for being too tough on migrants.

The shocking video, which has gone viral, then sees them rejoice at Britain’s proposed Brexit and dub the UK the “Planet of the Island Apes” - much to the roaring delight of the baying studio audience.

Presenter Oliver Welke starts off by blasting Britain’s "special treatment" in the union. He said: “The British! For centuries they pick the cherries. They pay less fees. They are allowed to have real money instead of Euros.

“One special treatment after another.”

He continues by saying "we never liked you" before adding: “Why do we wait till 2016? Can’t we get rid of the English now?”

Mar 14 15:11

Burglars for Gun Control! This Hilarious Parody Illustrates How Ridiculous Gun Control Is

This is hilarious. What better way to illustrate how illogical gun control is.
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Mar 13 16:29

Bernie Sanders: Fascist for Mediocrity

"Fascism" is a pretty fun catch word in today's politics. Usually applied to extreme "right-wingers", allow me to make a case for why Bernie Sanders is the most fascist candidate of them all...

Mar 13 15:22

Twitter Goes off on Terrorist Bill Ayers After He Tweets a Picture of His Dining Room “Altar,” Spells It Wrong

The media loves to talk about terrorists, and even demonize patriots as domestic extremists, but Obama pal Bill Ayers actually set off a bomb in the capitol with his group The Weather Underground back in 1971 and somehow magically got pardoned (friends in high places). It’s been said that Obama’s political career began in Ayers’ living room.

Ayers is also an American elementary education theorist and a retired professor in the College of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, where he has held the titles of Distinguished Professor of Education and Senior University Scholar…

And apparently he can’t spell the word “altar” right.

Check out this "alter":

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Mar 13 11:16

ISIS fear-mongering spoofs - Updated

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The corporate media is trying to rebrand ISIS from US tool to something we should be so scared of we wet ourselves, so I am reposting this page where we collected together all the ISIS spoof images created over the last few months.

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Mar 11 18:08

The Triumph Of The Ratfuckers

The guy is a lib mad about the proposed government shutdown 3 years ago,but he does describe "Rat Fucking",pretty well.

As the Reign Of The Morons enters its third day, let us
pause for a moment to pay tribute to a political visionary whose entire career presaged the current moment,
anticipating the essential dynamic in play in Washington right now in all of
its petulant, kindergartenish glory. Let us raise a morning glass to Donald
Segretti, the ratfucker.

Mar 09 17:22

Guess It's Supposed to Be Scary, but Kim Jong-un Just Looks Stupid Posing with This Supposed Mini Nuke

He looks like a chubby man child wearing his dad's coat and a beaver on his head playing around at a science museum exhibit.

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Mar 09 14:43

Someone Made This Mitt Romney Campaign Ad And It's Hilarious!

Mitt Romney talks about his life and accomplishments; shows us why, again, he'll never be President of the United States or hold any other public office again.

Mar 08 18:40

1,845 Cases Filed For 'Insulting' Turkish President In Just 18 Months

They compare pics of Gollum and Erdogan side to side. My sides hurt!

from the thin-skin dept
Okay, so it was already fairly obvious that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had something of a thin skin. This is the guy who is trying to put a local doctor in jail for posting a picture comparing Erdogan to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEM7I5VSVjY

Mar 07 18:44

What are the Best Cannabis Strains for Anxiety?

Posted for those folks suffering from Trump Anxiety or the even more serious Paranoid Trumpophenia.

Mar 07 11:49

How to build a tar and feather gun

Ever find yourself needing to tar and feather someone, but lacking an angry mob to back you up? Maybe you wish to exact quick and messy physical revenge in a hurry? Or perhaps you just want to dominate the neighbourhood water gun fight once and for all?

The Tar and Feather Gun* is for you. Live out all of your Bugsy Malone fantasies with this fun and messy contraption:

Mar 07 10:18

TURKEY TOONS OF THE DAY

Mar 07 05:21

Jason Sudeikis brings his Mitt Romney impression back to SNL

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jason Sudeikis has been busy starring in movies and TV shows (including tonight's Last Man on Earth) and having a son, but he made time Saturday to return to SNL with his Mitt Romney that he did plenty during the 2012 election. (He comes in at 4:45.)

(*In addition to Romney , SNL Gives it to Christi , Clinton , Cruz , and Donald . Spared Bernie and Kasich , and show Rubio nothing .)

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Mar 04 11:19

Canada Announces 2016 Presidential Candidacy

Mar 04 09:40

nothing to worry about in NYC Nuke imbroglio unless a bird

Bird droppings apparently caused NY nuclear reactor outage
Bird droppings were the likely cause of a December shutdown at a nuclear power plant outside New York City, according to the operator.

http://phys.org/news/2016-03-bird-apparently-ny-nuclear-reactor.html?u...

Mar 03 15:25

Texas GOP Head Twitter Rant Goes Viral: Barbara Bush Should Be in Porn, Hillary Made Bill Abandon His Love Child with Black Hooker, and WORSE

The palpable outrage within the Texas Republican establishment has gone nationwide as the man who has been called a "human dumpster fire" has just been voted as the new head of the Travis County GOP and is set to take office in June.

Libertarian Robert Morrow, the newly elected chairman of the Travis County Republican Party (Travis County being the home of Austin, the Texas state capitol) is shocking people with his often vulgar comments about the Bushes, the Clintons, and even his own party, spurning calls for his removal by multiple Texas officials including Governor Greg Abbott who said Morrow “cannot adequately represent the Travis County GOP” or speak for its values.

Morrow won the position fair and square with 54% of the vote, but now even Morrow's vice chair, GOP strategist Matt Mackowiak, is claiming he will "not rest" until he finds a way to unseat Morrow who is an "absolute embarrassment to the party".

Mar 03 11:06

Fido vs Spot — Animal vs Robot

The robot's lifelike movement catches the attention of a real dog. The uncanny uncanine valley. This is the latest quadruped robot from Google's Boston Dynamics group, and the only one in civilian hands. Another Video: https://youtu.be/q2gehrAhflQ Photos: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets... And I revisited my post on the Google Master Plan, and sure enough, we see Robots ? Skynet ? Terminator ? Google Security ? User Happiness https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets...

Mar 03 09:17

‘Putin’s To Blame!’ Russian Leader Accused Of Everything – From Stealing MH370 To Killing Dinosaurs

US science writer Jeff Wise, who has been widely promoting himself as central to CNN’s coverage of missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370

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Mar 02 09:10

ANIMATION - Trump, Clinton reign super supreme on Super Tuesday

Feb 29 21:53

Donald Trump Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Up to the states he says. A Constitution Man. I can dig it!

Published on Oct 29, 2015
Trump answers legalization of marijuana question at Reno, NV rally on 10/29/15. His answer: he supports medical marijuana FULLY, and supports state legalization of RECREATIONAL marijuana.

Feb 29 20:09

The Lion and the Sheep

Why they hate Donald Trump.

“The American people are sick and tired of the Lindsey Graham/John McCain/George Bush/neocon wars of intervention and occupation; and they resent the massive fiscal burdens of our outmoded but still far-flung alliances, forward bases and apparatus of security assistance and economic aid. They especially have no patience for the continued huge cost of our commitments to cold war relics like NATO, the stationing of troops in South Korea and the defense treaty with the incorrigible Japanese, who still blatantly rig their trade rules against American exports.

Feb 28 09:22

SUPER TUESDAY SPOOFS ~~ RACISM OR WAR

Feb 27 18:48

Bad Ass of The Week:Jacklyn H. Lucas USMC

Everyone with half a functioning brain knows that diving on a live hand grenade to save your friends is one of the single most selfless, balls-out heroic acts of valor that any human being can perform.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Jack Lucas of the 1st Battalion, 26th Marines.

Because Jack Lucas jumped on not one but two grenades to save his friends.

Feb 27 09:20

Poll: 38% of Florida voters believe Ted Cruz could be Zodiac Killer

A poll by Public Policy Polling found that a surprising number of Florida voters believe Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer. While a 62 percent majority of voters answered "No" when asked if they believed Cruz was responsible for the string of murders in the early 70s, 10 percent answered "Yes" and an additional 28 percent said they were unsure.

Feb 27 09:15

Story Time: Bill Reads a Hillary Clinton Children's Book!

Feb 26 09:21

FREE FALLIN' starring BUILDING 7

Feb 24 21:10

Too Soon? New Tom Petty Parody “Free Fallin” Starring Building 7 by Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth

Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth, an organization representing 2,400 architects and engineers whose mission is to research and disseminate scientific information about the complete destruction of all three World Trade Center skyscrapers with the ultimate goal of obtaining a truly independent investigation, have released their first ever music video.

It’s a parody of Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin'” starring building 7.

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Feb 24 06:44

US. Budget Boiled Down, Likened To A Family Budget

Annual family income: $21,700
Money the family spent: $38,200
New debt on the credit card: $16,500
Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710
Total budget cuts papa is proud of: $385

Feb 23 22:50

AL: Armed Citizen lnvolved in Stopping Mass Shooting

The perp lost his balls....literally and surgically. What a shot!

Arizona – -(Ammoland.com)- Another legally armed person has stopped a potential mass shooting in Hamilton, Alabama on February 10th, 2016.

The shooting occurred in the morning, a little over an hour before noon, over a distance of a couple of blocks.

Two people, 67-year-old Donny Miller and 61-year-old Linda Cole were killed in separate offices. The second victim was shot in an accounting office close to the bank pictured above.

The legally armed man believed that he hit the suspect, Jimmy Cooper, twice. That is consistent with the reports that the suspect has gunshot wounds to the arm and leg.

Feb 23 15:50

Why Are Groups of People Always Beating Each Other up at Chuck E. Cheese?

How many times are we going to see a scene like this coming out of a Chuck E. Cheese? Is it the bright lights? The abundance of electromagnetic frequencies? The creepy animatronic puppet band?

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Feb 22 23:27

Americans Mindless About the Grave Dangers They Face

Never before in history has the danger of possible humanity destroying nuclear war been greater. Fundamental rights Americans think they have don’t exist.

They’re deplorably out-of-touch, the most over-entertained, uninformed people anywhere, controlled by neocon infested bipartisan governance, lunatics threatening their welfare, security and world peace.

Public ignorance is shocking, why America gets away with high crimes at home and abroad. Lawless interventionism is longstanding policy.

Endless US wars on humanity rage. Human and civil rights are fast eroding en route toward disappearing altogether. Police state injustice rules, tyranny by any standard, heading toward becoming full-blown.

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