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Mar 13 16:29

Bernie Sanders: Fascist for Mediocrity

"Fascism" is a pretty fun catch word in today's politics. Usually applied to extreme "right-wingers", allow me to make a case for why Bernie Sanders is the most fascist candidate of them all...

Mar 13 15:22

Twitter Goes off on Terrorist Bill Ayers After He Tweets a Picture of His Dining Room “Altar,” Spells It Wrong

The media loves to talk about terrorists, and even demonize patriots as domestic extremists, but Obama pal Bill Ayers actually set off a bomb in the capitol with his group The Weather Underground back in 1971 and somehow magically got pardoned (friends in high places). It’s been said that Obama’s political career began in Ayers’ living room.

Ayers is also an American elementary education theorist and a retired professor in the College of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, where he has held the titles of Distinguished Professor of Education and Senior University Scholar…

And apparently he can’t spell the word “altar” right.

Check out this "alter":

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Mar 13 11:16

ISIS fear-mongering spoofs - Updated

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The corporate media is trying to rebrand ISIS from US tool to something we should be so scared of we wet ourselves, so I am reposting this page where we collected together all the ISIS spoof images created over the last few months.

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Mar 11 18:08

The Triumph Of The Ratfuckers

The guy is a lib mad about the proposed government shutdown 3 years ago,but he does describe "Rat Fucking",pretty well.

As the Reign Of The Morons enters its third day, let us
pause for a moment to pay tribute to a political visionary whose entire career presaged the current moment,
anticipating the essential dynamic in play in Washington right now in all of
its petulant, kindergartenish glory. Let us raise a morning glass to Donald
Segretti, the ratfucker.

Mar 09 17:22

Guess It's Supposed to Be Scary, but Kim Jong-un Just Looks Stupid Posing with This Supposed Mini Nuke

He looks like a chubby man child wearing his dad's coat and a beaver on his head playing around at a science museum exhibit.

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Mar 09 14:43

Someone Made This Mitt Romney Campaign Ad And It's Hilarious!

Mitt Romney talks about his life and accomplishments; shows us why, again, he'll never be President of the United States or hold any other public office again.

Mar 08 18:40

1,845 Cases Filed For 'Insulting' Turkish President In Just 18 Months

They compare pics of Gollum and Erdogan side to side. My sides hurt!

from the thin-skin dept
Okay, so it was already fairly obvious that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had something of a thin skin. This is the guy who is trying to put a local doctor in jail for posting a picture comparing Erdogan to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEM7I5VSVjY

Mar 07 18:44

What are the Best Cannabis Strains for Anxiety?

Posted for those folks suffering from Trump Anxiety or the even more serious Paranoid Trumpophenia.

Mar 07 11:49

How to build a tar and feather gun

Ever find yourself needing to tar and feather someone, but lacking an angry mob to back you up? Maybe you wish to exact quick and messy physical revenge in a hurry? Or perhaps you just want to dominate the neighbourhood water gun fight once and for all?

The Tar and Feather Gun* is for you. Live out all of your Bugsy Malone fantasies with this fun and messy contraption:

Mar 07 10:18

TURKEY TOONS OF THE DAY

Mar 07 05:21

Jason Sudeikis brings his Mitt Romney impression back to SNL

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jason Sudeikis has been busy starring in movies and TV shows (including tonight's Last Man on Earth) and having a son, but he made time Saturday to return to SNL with his Mitt Romney that he did plenty during the 2012 election. (He comes in at 4:45.)

(*In addition to Romney , SNL Gives it to Christi , Clinton , Cruz , and Donald . Spared Bernie and Kasich , and show Rubio nothing .)

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Mar 04 11:19

Canada Announces 2016 Presidential Candidacy

Mar 04 09:40

nothing to worry about in NYC Nuke imbroglio unless a bird

Bird droppings apparently caused NY nuclear reactor outage
Bird droppings were the likely cause of a December shutdown at a nuclear power plant outside New York City, according to the operator.

http://phys.org/news/2016-03-bird-apparently-ny-nuclear-reactor.html?u...

Mar 03 15:25

Texas GOP Head Twitter Rant Goes Viral: Barbara Bush Should Be in Porn, Hillary Made Bill Abandon His Love Child with Black Hooker, and WORSE

The palpable outrage within the Texas Republican establishment has gone nationwide as the man who has been called a "human dumpster fire" has just been voted as the new head of the Travis County GOP and is set to take office in June.

Libertarian Robert Morrow, the newly elected chairman of the Travis County Republican Party (Travis County being the home of Austin, the Texas state capitol) is shocking people with his often vulgar comments about the Bushes, the Clintons, and even his own party, spurning calls for his removal by multiple Texas officials including Governor Greg Abbott who said Morrow “cannot adequately represent the Travis County GOP” or speak for its values.

Morrow won the position fair and square with 54% of the vote, but now even Morrow's vice chair, GOP strategist Matt Mackowiak, is claiming he will "not rest" until he finds a way to unseat Morrow who is an "absolute embarrassment to the party".

Mar 03 11:06

Fido vs Spot — Animal vs Robot

The robot's lifelike movement catches the attention of a real dog. The uncanny uncanine valley. This is the latest quadruped robot from Google's Boston Dynamics group, and the only one in civilian hands. Another Video: https://youtu.be/q2gehrAhflQ Photos: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets... And I revisited my post on the Google Master Plan, and sure enough, we see Robots ? Skynet ? Terminator ? Google Security ? User Happiness https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets...

Mar 03 09:17

‘Putin’s To Blame!’ Russian Leader Accused Of Everything – From Stealing MH370 To Killing Dinosaurs

US science writer Jeff Wise, who has been widely promoting himself as central to CNN’s coverage of missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370

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Mar 02 09:10

ANIMATION - Trump, Clinton reign super supreme on Super Tuesday

Feb 29 21:53

Donald Trump Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Up to the states he says. A Constitution Man. I can dig it!

Published on Oct 29, 2015
Trump answers legalization of marijuana question at Reno, NV rally on 10/29/15. His answer: he supports medical marijuana FULLY, and supports state legalization of RECREATIONAL marijuana.

Feb 29 20:09

The Lion and the Sheep

Why they hate Donald Trump.

“The American people are sick and tired of the Lindsey Graham/John McCain/George Bush/neocon wars of intervention and occupation; and they resent the massive fiscal burdens of our outmoded but still far-flung alliances, forward bases and apparatus of security assistance and economic aid. They especially have no patience for the continued huge cost of our commitments to cold war relics like NATO, the stationing of troops in South Korea and the defense treaty with the incorrigible Japanese, who still blatantly rig their trade rules against American exports.

Feb 28 09:22

SUPER TUESDAY SPOOFS ~~ RACISM OR WAR

Feb 27 18:48

Bad Ass of The Week:Jacklyn H. Lucas USMC

Everyone with half a functioning brain knows that diving on a live hand grenade to save your friends is one of the single most selfless, balls-out heroic acts of valor that any human being can perform.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Jack Lucas of the 1st Battalion, 26th Marines.

Because Jack Lucas jumped on not one but two grenades to save his friends.

Feb 27 09:20

Poll: 38% of Florida voters believe Ted Cruz could be Zodiac Killer

A poll by Public Policy Polling found that a surprising number of Florida voters believe Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer. While a 62 percent majority of voters answered "No" when asked if they believed Cruz was responsible for the string of murders in the early 70s, 10 percent answered "Yes" and an additional 28 percent said they were unsure.

Feb 27 09:15

Story Time: Bill Reads a Hillary Clinton Children's Book!

Feb 26 09:21

FREE FALLIN' starring BUILDING 7

Feb 24 21:10

Too Soon? New Tom Petty Parody “Free Fallin” Starring Building 7 by Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth

Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth, an organization representing 2,400 architects and engineers whose mission is to research and disseminate scientific information about the complete destruction of all three World Trade Center skyscrapers with the ultimate goal of obtaining a truly independent investigation, have released their first ever music video.

It’s a parody of Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin'” starring building 7.

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Feb 24 06:44

US. Budget Boiled Down, Likened To A Family Budget

Annual family income: $21,700
Money the family spent: $38,200
New debt on the credit card: $16,500
Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710
Total budget cuts papa is proud of: $385

Feb 23 22:50

AL: Armed Citizen lnvolved in Stopping Mass Shooting

The perp lost his balls....literally and surgically. What a shot!

Arizona – -(Ammoland.com)- Another legally armed person has stopped a potential mass shooting in Hamilton, Alabama on February 10th, 2016.

The shooting occurred in the morning, a little over an hour before noon, over a distance of a couple of blocks.

Two people, 67-year-old Donny Miller and 61-year-old Linda Cole were killed in separate offices. The second victim was shot in an accounting office close to the bank pictured above.

The legally armed man believed that he hit the suspect, Jimmy Cooper, twice. That is consistent with the reports that the suspect has gunshot wounds to the arm and leg.

Feb 23 15:50

Why Are Groups of People Always Beating Each Other up at Chuck E. Cheese?

How many times are we going to see a scene like this coming out of a Chuck E. Cheese? Is it the bright lights? The abundance of electromagnetic frequencies? The creepy animatronic puppet band?

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Feb 22 23:27

Americans Mindless About the Grave Dangers They Face

Never before in history has the danger of possible humanity destroying nuclear war been greater. Fundamental rights Americans think they have don’t exist.

They’re deplorably out-of-touch, the most over-entertained, uninformed people anywhere, controlled by neocon infested bipartisan governance, lunatics threatening their welfare, security and world peace.

Public ignorance is shocking, why America gets away with high crimes at home and abroad. Lawless interventionism is longstanding policy.

Endless US wars on humanity rage. Human and civil rights are fast eroding en route toward disappearing altogether. Police state injustice rules, tyranny by any standard, heading toward becoming full-blown.

Feb 20 06:19

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 20, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Feb 18 17:34

Bush, 9/11, and Iraq: Trump Gets It Right

by Sheldon Richman, February 18, 2016

Donald Trump, for all his obnoxious demagoguery, is adding value to the presidential campaign by calling former President George W. Bush to account for 9/11 and the Iraq war, which set in motion the growth and spread of al-Qaeda and the rise of the Islamic State. Former U.S. rulers rarely face consequences for the horrible things they do in office. Condemnation is considered impolite.

So good for Trump. Unfortunately, he shows no sign of having done his homework; so his charges against Bush are little more than soundbites, allowing Bush defenders to dismiss Trump as a kook. But this time he is not a kook.

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Feb 18 14:48

Why Do Police Have to Remind People Not to Burn Their Houses Down by Sleeping on Charging Cell Phones?

No, this isn't satire.

The sad part is that some people have to be warned by police to not do things that might cause them to die because common sense is largely dead.

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Feb 18 10:57

Helium Beer Test | Short Version with English Subtitles

The news is depressing! Anybody need a laugh!

We tested Helium-Beer.
This test was originally published on 1st of April (April Fool's Day). ;-)

This Video is the Short-Version of the Original located here: https://www.youtube.c

Feb 18 09:59

DAILY SPOOF ~~ BRITAIN CRIMINALIZES THE BDS MOVEMENT

Feb 17 14:34

Covertly, Israel prepares to fight boycott activists online

Israel says the movement is rooted in anti-Semitism and seeks not to change Israeli policies, but ultimately to put an end to the Jewish state.
Note: We should have know anti-Semitism again, and again, and again!

Feb 16 17:09

Hey, hey, hey... (Crab with a Knife)

Crab control or gun control! He really handles that knife like a pro!

Feb 16 15:05

Argument Clinic

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What the paid shills trying to cover up the assassination of Scalia sound like! :)

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Feb 16 10:27

NEW TOON FOR THE NEW COLD WAR

Where is Global Warming when we need it most?

Feb 16 08:19

Rubio's 'Morning Again in America' ad is actually Canada

"It's morning again in America," the ad begins with shots of a harbor, busy city street and serene suburban neighborhood. "Today, more men and women are out of work than ever before in our nation's history."

The tone is a much darker one, yes. But Rubio has incorporated another element absent from Reagan's spot: a tribute to America's Liberal Party-run neighbor to the north.

As several discerning Canucks have pointed out, the opening shot of Rubio's American morning is not American at all. It's Canadian.

Feb 15 19:33

2016 interview with Socrates on human ‘progress,’ winning the endgame of today’s exposure of unlawful empire

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

Hat tip: Professor Rufus Fears.

“The strong do what power allows. The weak accept what they must.” - Athenian envoy to the small government of Melos, with the offer to either join Athens’ empire with paying them tribute, or have all men executed with everyone else sold into slavery. Quote from the Melian Dialogue of contemporary historian Thucydides.

Carl: Socrates! Thanks for agreeing to a conversation!

Socrates: Carl! My pleasure; conversations are what I do!

C: Anything you’d like to say to our readers to begin?

S: Yes, thank you, in two topics. First: humans have made little progress in living virtuous lives since my lifetime 2400 years ago. Second: perhaps this lack of progress will make our conversation more helpful to the public.

I’d like to go into detail. Feel free to interject with comments or questions.

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Feb 15 13:05

New Anti-Hillary Clinton Drug

Feb 15 09:06

HILLARY CLINTON MEMES, CARTOONS AND FUNNY VIDEOS

It has been my personal belief for some time that the oligarchy that runs America has opted for Hillary Clinton as the next U.S. President. One clue to this was, after her stint as Secretary of State (which gave her an important “foreign policy expertise” credential), CBS began running the series Madame Secretary, which was clearly designed to portray her in a flattering light on a weekly basis. Another hint was Hillary’s previous term as U.S. Senator representing New York (giving her an important “can work with Congress” credential). Prior to that, Hillary had never been a New York resident, but that state has long been used as a launching pad for Presidential candidates.

Feb 13 11:33

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 13, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Feb 12 09:10

WEEK’S END TOONS ~~ THE NEW AXIS OF EVIL AND …

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Feb 11 10:55

George Carlin "The American Dream" Best 3 Minutes of His Career

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Feb 10 11:25

Funny or Die Made a Trump Biopic, Starring Johnny Depp

The humor website Funny or Die on Wednesday began streaming a 50-minute comedy that finds Mr. Depp portraying the businessman turned politician, full-blown comb-over and all. Kept a secret for months — no small task in Hollywood — “Funny or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie” was released to coincide with Mr. Trump’s victory on Tuesday in the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary.

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Feb 09 14:54

This McDonald's Happy Meal Hasn't Decomposed for Six Years!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

We all know McDonald’s isn’t good for the human body, but holy crap. Can this stuff even be classified as food anymore?

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Feb 08 10:06

Hillary Clinton’s Goldman Transcripts Have Been Found

Hillary: I address you as equals because you are all billionaires like me, either now or after 8 year of me as Madam President. I have been handsomely rewarded because I am doing God’s work just like your CEO Lloyd Blankfein. I followed the advice of Goldman Sachs in structuring the Clinton Foundation to avoid those pesky American bribery and money laundering laws. I will continue to accept the advice of the men in this room when I am proclaimed President of the United States.

And don’t forget, with me as President you have a two fer. My husband Bill will help me take over the world when you and I join forces and make him Secretary General of the United Nations. Think of it. Wars without end. Invasions and drone strikes. There will be no safe haven for critics of the Clintons and Wall Street.

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Feb 07 09:28

The Sad Truth: Nauseatingly Profound Illustrations Of What The World Is Turning Into

Everything that’s bleak about the modern world is wrapped-up like a perfect, little package with these illustrations by London-based artist and animator, Steve Cutts. Rampant consumerism. Shitty jobs. Environmental devastation. Disinformation. Nonsense. Billionaire psychopaths. Overcrowded cities—all present and accounted for.

Feb 06 22:52

Decisive Storm - the rogues gallery.

The page about the Yemen invasion in the 'Arab News', the Saudi propaganda rag. In the time-line at the bottom it states that Hadi resigned . That means he was not the legitimate government when the invasion began.

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Feb 06 14:18

EU calls on Israel to halt demolition of Palestinian housing

The European Union on Saturday called on Israel to halt the demolition of Palestinian housing, some of which was EU-funded, and reiterated its opposition to expanding Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank.
Note: But we were holocau$$$ted!

Feb 05 14:43

Hilarious Supercut of Hillary “Reintroducing Herself” Proves How Much Liberal Media Loves Her

Maybe if she wasn’t such a criminal psychopath historically, she wouldn’t have to keep reintroducing herself all the time in an effort to make people think she’s someone she isn’t.

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Feb 05 14:17

BREAKING: State Dept Spokesman John Kirby Violates Russian Airspace

Social media and other unnamed sources are reporting that US State Dept spokesman John Kirby has openly violated Russian airspace, in an obvious act of aggression against the Russian people.

Witnesses say that Kirby took off from an undisclosed location in Unkraine, flying his vintage single engine Cessna 172 Skyhawk aircraft, with a premeditated plan to invade Russia.

Reports said that Kirby was wearing a brown leather bomber jacket, a long wool scarf, his big boy deep sea diver mask, and a vintage WW1 leather flying helmet.

Kirby was seen loading a duffel bag full of hand grenades into the aircraft cockpit before taking off, and when questioned about his flight plan, Kirby stated his only mission was "to kill as many Ruskies as possible, because God told him to".

Note this report is not an accusation, it’s a fact.

Don't ask for proof of this report. We don't need proof.

We have stated that it occurred, and so the report is obviously the gospel truth.

Feb 05 08:01

WEEK’S END SPOOFS OF JULIAN ASSANGE

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Feb 04 15:57

Video: Hillary Clinton Laughing Greatest Hits CD

...because she could cannibalize a puppy on national television tomorrow and still win the nomination!

TRIGGER WARNING: If Hillary Clinton's cackle is a potential trigger for you, this video could be very, very, VERY dangerous to watch. Turn back now. Go do something else, like read a good book or take a nice, warm bath or anything that isn't watching this. You have been duly warned.

Feb 04 13:21

Jeb Awkwardly Asks Crowd to “Please Clap,” Gives Everyone Secondhand Embarrassment

It's sad enough that Jeb's team is over there paying people $25 to fill seats at his appearances, otherwise hardly anyone would show up. Now he's asking the crowd to clap at the moments of his speeches were it says "crowd applause" on the script.

Well, pay people to show up and tell them to clap. Sounds like a winning campaign strategy, doesn't it?

At least, in lieu of a real campaign where you actually have the support of large numbers of people who want to see you run the country or something...

This awkwardness has gotten so awkward, it is spreading like a disease. People are actually catching secondhand embarrassment from Jeb.

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Feb 04 11:28

CAT FLU

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Bang spot on! I should have been watching the Simpsons more! :)

Feb 04 10:21

DAILY SPOOFS ~~ ‘BOMBS AWAY’

suman mahindru [suman.mahindru@gmail.com]

Feb 03 12:16

Butch, The Rooster

Feb 03 12:04

New Moms Demand Action Gun Control "Comedy" PSA with SNL's Rachel Dratch Is Just Dumb

This is what happens when you are backed by a billionaire who wants gun control and can pay any price for the propaganda to help get it.

The implication of this one is that all the time there are horribly scary incidents where people who can legally carry guns into restaurants are getting legally intoxicated at said restaurants and somehow accidentally shooting families with kids who were just innocently attempting to enjoy dinner out.

Because, you know, everyone is just bringing their AK47s to the local pizza joint, getting hammered, and leaving those guns sitting around in precarious positions where they could accidentally go off and kill everyone... or some such nonsense.

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Feb 02 15:17

So Bad You’ll Laugh: This Video from Finland on How to Protect Yourself from Rape Is Unintentionally Hilarious

(And sadly, no, this isn't satire.)

In order to not be raped according to Finnish police and public broadcasting, women should wear oven mitts in public and practice the Hadoken move from the Street Fighter video games?

Got it.

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Feb 02 10:09

DAILY SPOOF ~~ #FabricatedInjustice

Feb 02 08:51

Steve Hughes... Offended?

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Poking fun at political correctness.

Feb 01 13:54

Watch Hillary Supporters Endorse Karl Marx as Her Vice President

This is hard to watch, but then again, it’s hardly a surprise either.

Feb 01 10:02

SPOOFS OF THE DAY ~~ WELCOME TO RIO …

Jan 31 09:21

There Are Some US Laws That Are Plain Crazy but Do Exist (4 pics)

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Jan 30 08:49

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JANUARY 30, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

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