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Sep 15 11:42

Luke Harding: The Hack Who Came in From the Cold

Guardian's top joke journalist - this guy is hilarious!

"Hahaha, this piece will keep me smiling a whole week! A week!"

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Sep 14 09:45

John Oliver: Public Defenders

The Miranda warning includes the right to a public defender. It doesn’t include the fact that public defenders are highly overworked and grossly underpaid.

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Sep 13 08:46

Protesters DESTROY Dick Cheney

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This guy raises a question we should all be asking. Why is corporate media still giving air time to all these known war criminals to sell us more war crimes?

Sep 13 07:54

Trump: ‘Lightweight’ Rand Paul Doesn’t Belong In Debate

I think the Donald got this one right!

GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump poked at rival Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Twitter on Saturday, calling him a “lightweight” who shouldn’t be allowed in Wednesday’s CNN presidential debate.

Trump needled Paul in a series of tweets:
Donald J. Trump
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@realDonaldTrump

I truly understood the appeal of Ron Paul, but his son, @RandPaul, didn't get the right gene.
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Sep 12 06:56

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 12, 2015

This Week you are offered cartoons covering a myriad of topics from, of course 9/11, through to cultural Marxism, various genocides, our chosen ones (by Lucifer?), and appreciation for the wisdom of old age. Dotted about are a few Polish anarchist posters for flavour. Not forgotten is the migrant problem that is currently tearing both East and West apart, courtesy of Washington, Israel, Great Britain, and their minions.

Sep 11 06:38

The Clinton Campaign Is Literally Collapsing

Sep 11 06:31

Hillarys new $600.00 hair style

....after seeing the latest polls

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Sep 10 09:38

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ NETANYAHU CHICKENSHIT OR SHITHEAD?

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Both!

Sep 07 14:48

Fox News Doesn’t Get it, Blames Russia for Refugee Crisis in EU

DC has lost it....totally!

There is one thing Fox News has learned to do well over the years — that's to blame Russia for all the bad stuff that happens in the world. The Syrian war breaks out — quick to blame the Russians, the US government organized a coup in Ukraine — of course the Russians were behind it, the channel screams. What's next, Fox News? Perhaps the Russians also started the Ebola virus or were behind the extinction of the dinosaurs?

This time, it was no different after Fox News decided to tackle the refugee crisis in Europe. KT McFarland, a Fox News National Security Analyst invited to talk on the issue, was quick to blame… that's right, none other than Russian President Vladimir Putin for creating the refugee crisis in Europe.

Sep 05 16:24

The Bizarre Suicide of the American Empire

I believe the lens of the frontier clarifies the otherwise bizarre suicide of the American empire. We must remember that settling the American west was swift and easy. Technological superiority, diseases and overwhelming numbers allowed civilians to do most of the ethnic cleansing while there was an actual boundary between the natives and European colonists.

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Sep 04 08:36

REPOST - IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER TRUMP’S ELECTION

Sep 03 09:49

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER TRUMP’S ELECTION

Sep 01 09:49

Good News for the Economy: Assley Madison Leak is Good for Hardware Store Business

Sales of pitchforks to female buyers have increased an average of 2.5 million percent after the much-publicized leak of a huge database containing several million email addresses of paying subscribers of Toronto-based cheating portal Madison's Asshole were dumped onto the web. MA's CEO has since resigned from the company citing conflicts of interest such as turning out to be a complete douchebag and a burning feeling from the waist on down.

When The Garlic's team of poker-faced reporters visited a random selection of hardware stores across the western part of the US, Washington DC as well as remote parts of southern Germany, customer service representatives unanimously reported they had completely sold out of chainsaws, extra large two-layer plastic bags, hydrofluoric acid, pitchforks, shovels, day-glo spray paint, XXL butcher knives and duct tape.

Sep 01 07:54

'Scary As Hell': Pens Featuring Hillary Clinton's Cackling Head Spreading By Postal Mail

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Oooooh ... I WANT one! :)

I already regret giving away my Hillary nut-buster!


Aug 31 14:16

The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist

Aug 31 11:44

POSTERS FOR HILLARY 2016

Over the last few weeks I cranked up photoshop and started going through images of old classic movie posters, having fun modifying them for Hillary's coming campaign. For some reason my ideas were rejected by her campaign staff, so I am posting them here. These are a work in progress. More to come. Feel free to use and have fun with them!

Webmaster's Commentary: 


I received a lot of emails about these so I am bumping them to the top.

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Aug 30 17:28

Tweeted Love

Brought a smile to my face.

Aug 30 08:09

SPOOFS ON EU’s ‘IMMIGRATION POLICIES’

Migrant crisis: up to 200 dead after boat carrying refugees sinks off Libya

Aug 30 07:51

WTF

The human race was not very advanced.............

Aug 29 07:09

Humor in Dark times

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Aug 26 00:07

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Laughing at This Bad Lip Reading of the First Republican Debate

Don’t drink liquids and watch this unless you want to have to clean them off your computer screen.

This video is simply outrageous... and much more fun than real politics.

Watch video on the Daily Sheeple

Aug 23 09:00

A Visit To The Memorial to the "Up To Six Million" Murdered Jews of Europe - Berlin, Germany

This "highly visible" holocaust memorial is appropriately sandwiched between the infamous Reichstag Building, The U.S. Embassy, and the Homosexual Memorial Museum. The placard in the video states, in part, "In August 1988, the journalist Lea Rosh and the historian Eberhard Jackel made a public proposal for establishing a "highly visible memorial for the murdered Jews of Europe" in Berlin. On 25 June 1999, after long and drawn out debates, the German Bundestag finally passed a resolution to build a "Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe" based on the design by the New York architect, Peter Eisenman. On 10 May 2005 the Holocaust Memorial - comprising 2,711 concrete stelar and a subterraneon Information Centre - was officially opened to the public. The exhibition provides information about the Holocaust and the "authentic sites of remembrance". Moreover, it honours the up to six million Jewish victims from throughout Europe."

https://youtu.be/0Y578_ba0qQ

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Aug 22 13:20

5 Stupid Ideas You Won’t Believe the Government Actually Thought Of

How to I get on the gravy train of stupid studies?

Aug 22 00:14

Strangely quiet on the Trump front

Kia Ora New Zealand, good morning and welcome to Newstalk ZB. It's Saturday and I'm coming to you live out of a hot and muggy New York City.

Pleased to report it's been a quiet week on Donald Trump watch.

I almost think we need a little intro, actually. A fitting theme tune that we can play every day or two for the next fourteen or fifteen months leading up to the U.S Election.

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Trump Watttch.

I had to go to England for a few days this week. It's always a good barometer of American sentiment and interests, actually, to see what the customs guys talk about when you arrive back in the U.S. I queued up on Thursday night. The first thing the guy asked me when I saw I was a journalist... "Oh, bet you're loving the Trump show!"

The weird thing is, despite the Don's success in the polls so far, he's not actually the most ridiculous candidate. They had some polls done this week in North Carolina...

Aug 21 07:55

FBI HAD 12-PAGE FILE ON GEORGE CARLIN BECAUSE HE MADE JOKES ABOUT GOVERNMENT

Comedian George Carlin is known as one of the most controversial and outspoken entertainers of his time and, as far as the government is concerned, he could have possibly been a terrorist.

He went into great detail about corruption in government and business.

During the 1978 Supreme Court case, FCC v Pacifica Foundation, the government cited Carlin’s work as an example of profanity. They used his “Seven Dirty Words” segment to show the type of language that was being used in records and broadcasts. However, the government’s interest in his work did not stop there.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

So, let me get this straight. People who are funny, and tell the truth about this government in a funny way, have been designated "terrorists" by the American government since 1969?!?

Carlin was far more than just a comedian; he, in many ways, was a prophet, and looking at the complete dysfunction of US Federal government , he was absolutely right on so many levels.

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Aug 19 19:01

FBI Had 12-Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government

how dare he speak truth to power and hurt our feelings!

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Aug 18 11:37

IF THE 2016 RACE CAME DOWN TO THESE, WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

Donald Trump
40% (707 votes)
Hillary Clinton
1% (20 votes)
Godzilla
6% (112 votes)
Bigfoot
11% (201 votes)
Hitler
15% (263 votes)
Claire Rivero
27% (486 votes)
Total votes: 1789
Aug 18 10:04

Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...

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Aug 17 09:48

SPOOF OF THE DAY ~~ VIP SERVICE AWAITS NETANYAHU IN LONDON

Aug 17 09:20

Breaking: Trump Picks Netanyahu as Running Mate for 2016

The Israeli Daily got wind of this dramatic political development after Trump’s limo driver leaked the information while fooling around with Israeli tourists outside of Trump Tower in Manhattan.

Sources close to the Prime Minister revealed he was given the unexpected nod through third party ‘back-channel negotiators’. He remarked to inner, inner-circle staff member, Sarah Netanyahu, “What chutzpah! Choosing a running mate before being nominated. What is he? Israeli?”

Opposition leaders in the Israeli government believe Bibi accepted The Donald’s invitation purely as a plan B strategy. Backup insurance in case his hawkish coalition government turns to shit.

Just kidding!

Aug 17 09:11

John McCain Confronted by Oak Flat Protesters and Chased Off Navajo Nation

Republican U.S. Senator John McCain did not exactly receive a warm welcome when he visited the Navajo Nation this weekend to commemorate the Navajo Code Talkers. Throughout the day, he was confronted by activists chanting: “Water is life!” in the Navajo language and waving banners painted with messages stating: “McCain = Indian Killer” and “McCain’s not welcome here.”

Though McCain’s visit to the capital city of Window Rock ostensibly had nothing to do with environmental politics, he was met repeatedly by young activists concerned about their future supply of water and other hot topics like copper mining in Oak Flat.

Aug 16 16:18

Hillary's 'Big Crowds'

Aug 15 16:34

Street Fighter II The Church Edition

Aug 14 09:50

Klintonerdämmerung

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Aug 12 16:58

Klintonerdämmerung

from Rant in the old JTV room..

Aug 12 09:55

Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four

Aug 11 13:13

why 911 conspiracy people exist and believe there was some misdirection in reporting

Why do people believe 9/11 was an inside job?

The reasons why some people believe bizarre conspiracy theories are set to be explored in a new project by a philosopher from the University of Warwick.

http://phys.org/news/2015-07-people-job.html?utm_source=nwletter&utm_m...

Aug 11 09:57

You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If...

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to get your parent’s permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

Aug 10 18:40

Red Pill Philosophy to the Woodshed, insecure Man-gina


I cannot stand feminist but Redpill is the male equivalent. What kind of man feels the need to say a woman can't be the athlete of the year unless she gets in a ring and beats up the men? hahahahahhaa what a loser. Also Also Fallon Fox never challenged Ronda to a fight. He is not even in the UFC. Ronda was not asked if she would fight Fallon. She was asked if Fallon and Transgenders should be allowed to fight in female MMA. She said he couldn't because he didn't start HRT until after he was 20 but she said its a case by case basis. When asked about girls fighting guys she laughed and said "it's a STUPID idea," then added on top of that its bad to have men hitting women on TV as it could add to domestic abuse.

Aug 10 15:44

TAIWAN ANIMATION - Trump wins GOP debate: Teflon Don takes first Republican presidential debate

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Aug 08 10:28

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: AUGUST 8, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!! :-)

Aug 05 06:10

The Hilltop: A ‘Comic’ Zionist Lie

“To be honest, you know all Israelis are settlers, you know all of Israel is occupied Palestine and every single Israeli city is a settlement.” Israeli dissident.... Miko Peled

Aug 03 10:56

Mike Cuckabee - To the Ovens!

Mike Huckabee, a Republican presidential candidate, is showing what it means to be a cuckservative. God's chosen people have demanded that us worthless White people fight and die in a war with Iran. Obama has refused such a war, so these Republican cucks like Huckabee have started to scream that peace means we are sending "Israelis to the oven!"

Of course, Mike Huckabee is too much of a fat ass to fight for and die for Israel. But he wants your sons and daughters to bleed for an alien nation. Mike is a cuckold. Meaning he would never defend the interests of his people. The idea that White people, like the Jews, have the right to self determination would send this cuck into a screaming fit.

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Aug 02 15:57

Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.

and more!

Aug 02 05:13

I pity the UK


There are two kinds of Europeans, the smart ones, and the ones who stayed behind

Aug 01 10:46

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: AUGUST 1, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 31 21:12

Tiny Terror – Arizona Town Terrorized by Packs of Stray Chihuahuas

I always thought Chihuahuas were pretty harmless, but apparently they can be quite vicious in large numbers. The residents of Maryvale, a small town in Arizona, can certainly vouch for the fact. The town is filled with stray pooches that are terrorizing children and defecating all over the place.

Jul 30 20:26

Another Conspiracy!

I know this will shock readers at WRH. I think I have discovered a diabolical conspiracy.
Our humble,modest and lovable Webmaster Mike Rivero is actually Eddie Van Halen.
What this means,I haven't a clue! I gotta get my head around this!Check out pic#4!

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/music-news-reviews/article2839...

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Jul 27 08:38

A Pictorial Salute to Our Brave Chickenhawks

Jul 26 10:41

The Crashing Matrix and Last Ditch Trans-Everything Agenda

The outdated matrix programming by the engineers of deceit can’t keep up. The vibrational changes are exceeding their capabilities. The imitators of creation can’t maintain a current operating system any longer in the face of this massive Universal shift we’re undergoing.

And it’s driving them nuts.

Just look at the desperation we’re witnessing. Crude military and police state maneuvers are only one aspect, of course working in concert with dastardly economic manipulations and an outlandish propaganda barrage. The biggest clue is seeing the previously incremental and now hyperbolic use of technocratic programs from mass surveillance and data gathering to the advent of cyber warfare and artificial intelligence, while crazed maniacs at CERN try to crack into other dimensions.

The magnitude and desperation of their insane agenda has become completely transparent to just about anyone.

Jul 26 10:31

What is a Cuckservative? (Hint: Cruz, Graham, McCain, Bush...)

Hilarious new derisive term for those who don't have the courage to stand up for what they actually believe in and who kowtow to Israel. Well worth the read!

Jul 24 08:32

Cartoons Mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton Appear All Over NYC

It appears mysterious cartoons mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton are appearing all over NYC. The best one I’ve seen, is the image which shows the two entities as the unified oligarch oppressors they are.

Jul 24 07:59

#BLACKDOGLIVESMATTER

Every 98 Minutes a FAT COP murders a Loyal Dog. Blackdoglivesmatter.?

Jul 24 07:49

Why We Need a Troll (Trump) as President

“The trolls are winning the battle for the Internet,” sniffed Ellen Pao in the Washington Post. Pao, who resembles a younger, Asian, and more masculine version of John Kerry, was forced out of Reddit after trying to crack down on “hate speech” and encountering unexpected pushback. While many may see this as a political battle, the truth is that Reddit’s war against “offensive” groups isn’t about principles, but profit. In order to monetize the site, certain groups need to be killed off. Consumers need a “safe space” in order see ads and spend their shekels in peace. “Trolls,” in short, disrupt the smooth functioning of an exploitative system.

Jul 23 15:47

Peter Bromhead: Apple Watch 70 years too late

As a boy, I was extremely wary of my woodwork master, Mr Ruffett, who was noted for bringing down a steel ruler on the knuckles of inattentive children.

I was particularly apprehensive about igniting his wrath because I couldn't execute even the simplest woodworking exercise, such as turning raw wood into pointless household ornaments, like a mantelpiece pipe stand.

This exercise seemed even more pointless than usual, as nobody in my household smoked a pipe, or was likely to in the immediate future.

Because of my ineptitude, I never moved on and each term I faced the same construction exercise.

In my last year at that school, bored with constructing pipe stands, when Ruffett's back was turned I instead created a make-believe wristwatch cut from a thin balsa wood sheet and taped it to my wrist.

Jul 22 08:47

Interview with the US Campaign to End Anti-Semitism

As many of you already know, Alison Weir (no relation to me, and she pronounces her name WEER while mine is pronounced WAH-YER) and her organization, If Americans Knew (IAK), have been expelled from the U.S. Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation (USCEIO). I decided to get to the bottom of this important development, so I got in touch with Rube Joshner at the USCEIO, who agreed to be interviewed on condition of anonymity.

Jul 21 10:32

5,000 naked anti-gay protesters to greet President Obama in Kenya

And now for something completely different!

NAIROBI, Kenya, July 21 (UPI) -- An anti-gay political party in Kenya plans to protest against U.S. President Barack Obama by greeting him with 5,000 "totally naked" protesters for his "open and aggressive support for homosexuality."

The Republican Liberty Party's "main objective is for him to see and understand the difference between a man and woman," according to a party statement.

Jul 21 00:49

The core of political ideologies

Murika (the i is silent)
Derp er what? Turn on the game! I want to adopt an commentators opinion as my own and relay it to my friends in the same room. = apolitical entertainmentoholic

Pothead The only issue i know anything about or care about is legalizing weed. It can cure cancer make you grow wings to fly with and hemp can be used to build spaceships and castles and we'll all get free chocolate and what was I talking about i forgot why i was here. hey got any bud man?

Racist
its all the Joooooooooz!

Conspiretard
Don't vote it doesn't matter the elite control everything they are probably spying on you right now through your computer and listening to everything we say. They are gonna kill 80% of the population and put you in a camp. Fema, jade helm, illuminati, luciferians, send $19.95 to Alex Jones. =jones towner

Progressive

Jul 20 16:23

Suelo: The Man Who Quit Money

Daniel Suelo lives in caves in the canyonlands of Utah. He survives by harvesting wild foods and eating roadkill.

He has no job, no bank account and does not accept government welfare. In fact, Suelo has no money at all.

Suelo may have shunned all the trappings of modern American life, but he is not an isolationist.

Since abandoning money in 2000, the former cook from Moab, Utah has remained an active member of his community and avid blogger.

Jul 20 15:42

Fuck Drupal!

Obviously other folks are having problems with Drupal.

Jul 20 12:28

Greece Crisis, the musical (GREASE PARODY)

Jul 19 22:08

What If Everything You Were Ever Taught Was A Lie?

By: Gregg Prescott, M.S.

www.in5d.com.

There is a war going on right now and it doesn’t involve guns or the military industrial complex.
It’s a war on consciousness and most people are clueless that it even exists.

In the beginning… there was religion and government.
It is blatantly obvious that religion has been teaching either half truths or full out lies, right from the start. According to the Christian bible, God created Adam and Eve and told them to be fruitful and multiply.

Based under this premise, we would all be the products of incest.

Jul 19 11:59

Donald Trump on Jewish Daughter Ivanka

Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice,shame on me!

While Donald Trump did not plan on having a Jewish daughter, he is glad he did so, the business tycoon said Tuesday night upon accepting the Liberty Award at The Algemeiner’s ‘Jewish 100? Gala in New York City.

On stage, Trump concluded his acceptance speech by asserting his strong support for the Jewish state. He told the audience, “We love Israel. We will fight for Israel 100 percent, 1,000 percent. It will be there forever.”

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Jul 19 09:13

TOON ~~ ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

Jul 18 10:37

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JULY 18, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from "Snippits".

Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 16 11:57

Germany Wastes No Time, Puts Greece "For Sale" On Craigslist

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