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Jun 29 14:32

SPOOF ON ISRAELI PIRACY

Naval special forces take control of ship, which carried 20 activists including MK Basel Ghattas, without violence.

Jun 27 10:10

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 27, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

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Jun 26 10:37

ISIS spoof images

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I got a lot of positive feedback about my spoof images blaming ISIS for all sorts of bad things, parodying the pro-war propaganda, so I decided to put the current collection into a single page for those who asked.

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Jun 25 09:41

Jesus Soap (Bottom of page)

Feeling a need for confession to get the burden of your sins off your chest? The ultimate solution is here, Jesus soap is a quick fix for your lost soul. Wash away the sins of the day!

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I could not stop laughing when I saw this at the store!

Jun 23 18:12

Obama: TPP a secret treaty because ‘US War on Terror requires secrecy’

*hyperlinks live at source*

(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade treaty details must remain secret because the now 14-year-old US War on Terror requires secrecy from terrorist enemies, secrecy is the founding principle of American freedom, and that secrecy equals safety. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: As you know, secrecy is a foundational principle of American freedom. From the Founding Father’s secret “Committees of Correspondence,” to Boston’s Old North Church spy signal of “one if by land, two if by sea,” to Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay using the secret name, “Publius,” as the secret name to publish The Federalist Papers to win support for our Constitution, American patriots have used secrecy to protect our great nation. Secrecy equals freedom.

Jun 23 17:44

N.C. Cops Stop and Arrest Alleged Mass Murderer Dylann Roof

Fat cops all holster their guns and politely ask mass murderer to exit vehicle following which suspect is calmly handcuffed with smiles all around. NOT FOR THE TIMID!

Jun 23 09:41

JOKE OF THE MONTH ~~ HILLARY HONOURS RAMADAN BY TAKING ON A MUSLIM NAME

Jun 22 08:26

The funniest, strangest and downright sweariest signs and banners at anti-austerity march

Social media was flooded with images of the protest - and the witty signs inspired by everything from Mean Girls to Kim Jong-un. See our favourites here

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Jun 22 05:15

The core of political ideologies

Republicans
Welfare hating military worshippers who have a blind eye to corporate welfare and who boot lick the police, prone to falling for doomsday scenarios where they can clinch their guns = "conservatives"

Liberals
Economically illiterate and emotional and couches all social issues wearing racial/sexual prejudice heat seekers, thinks if only we payed the government more taxes... Will also support war but only if it's given a flimsy moral pretext and if the holy Europeans join us = Democrats/anti-Republicans

inside I also wrote up on
libertarians
anarchist
feminist
murika
potheads
racist
progressives
neocons
conspiretards

Jun 21 08:08

Solutions: Laughing At Tyrants

You've heard that laughter is the best medicine, but did you also know that laughter is a tyrant slayer? Today on The Corbett Report we examine how laughter can change people's perception and undermine even the most entrenched tyranny. James also launches a brand new DVD, "Laughing At Tyrants" that combines some of the funniest Corbett Report videos into a great tool for spreading truth and unlocking minds.

Jun 20 06:50

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 20, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits.

Enjoy!!! :)

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Jun 14 08:16

Flashback Trans-nigger-aphobia Told You So

It was a joke but now it has happened.

Jun 13 12:16

Orange lady hijacks NAACP position


Maybe she misunderstood "colored people" and took it literally

Jun 12 22:49

Rusell Brand Lol

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Jun 12 06:20

3-minute video: Tell the truth now, or be ridiculed/ridiculous after ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ trance breaks

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

hat tip: TheSOTTReport (and here)

3-minute video, Still You Believe by Osama and the Bin Ladens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C3lYSiHvw

The Emperor’s New Clothes is the story of current wars and central “monetary” policy: “official” stories easily and completely refuted by anyone caring to look at the facts. All three are tragic-comedies because even children see the truth with just a few moments of attention.

This was the theme of a conference paper; full professional explanation and documentation here.

In The Emperor’s New Clothes story, upon public initial conversations of the facts, the emperor continues the pretense, along with “officials.” However, the illusion is shattered within moments as the “whole town” began speaking about what was clear for everyone upon minimal attention.

Jun 12 01:46

Empty Headed Americans Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

When I examine the country I live in, and the government I live under, I’m often faced with some troubling questions. Chief among them is a question that every intelligent citizen must ask themselves at some point. Is there is a large segment of our population that will literally accept and promote anything? In other words, is there any government policy that Americans won’t get behind?

No. No there isn’t.

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Jun 10 13:17

Osama & The Bin Ladens - "It's All A Lie (Still You Believe)"

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Jun 09 23:06

End Times

Jun 09 09:43

Photo Merkel, "dancing" for Obama at the G7, has stirred up the Internet

"Everyone is talking about this photo," writes Focus. In the picture the American President sits on the bench, and the Federal Chancellor of Germany is before him and actively gesturing. In social networks, many speculated on the subject of what Obama and Merkel spoke at the moment when they took the camera.

Jun 08 20:10

6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet

With huge design flaws, the enormously expensive F-35 fighter jet is completely unsuitable for combat. Uncle Sam’s expenditure on this jet is just the latest astonishing example of out-of-control government spending. Here are some other things that could’ve been purchased with the $1.5 trillion that the F-35 cost to develop.

Jun 08 11:10

TSA follies - No One Can See You Naked With This Useful Travel Accessory for Women

Someone is actually marketing pasties for those airport security scanners, both the Millimeter Wave and Backscatter Airport Full-Body Scanners. The world’s silliest (and most useful?) travel accessory for women to come down in the annals of history is here.

Flying Pasties are reusable pasties for covering your lady parts with five layers of protection, forcing TSA agents to go to strip bars if they want random female nudity.

No adhesive necessary – simply slip these Flying Pasties into your clothes and move along.

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Jun 06 09:54

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

This week, in the creeping horror…

Yet another episode takes on the wry developments in the news, with the Pentagon determined to bring to the home front the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars with the quest for real food and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the X-Files brought the paranormal to America’s homes while the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

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Jun 05 11:00

‘May the Farce Be With You': School Locks Down Over Man in Stormtrooper Costume

It was the worst Star Wars sequel ever – more a farce, than anything.

But intergalactic justice was served, apparently. Or maybe we just crossed over into a dimension without rights or even basic sense.

George Cross, 40, of Lynn, was dressed in a white plastic “Star Wars” stormtrooper costume, and the gun was not real. But Lynn Police spokesman Lt. Rick Donnelly said that “the way things are today, you can’ have that.”

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Jun 05 07:00

Pseudoscience and conspiracy theory are not victimless crimes against science

News of anti-vaxxer movements, demands to teach creationism in schools as science, and dubious claims for the health-giving properties of strange diets is enough to make you wonder if some.....

http://phys.org/news/2015-06-pseudoscience-conspiracy-theory-victimles...

comments are a hoot - these are pro-trollers not just loose rednets - enjoy the support for the faith of science. I lit a candle.

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Jun 03 22:19

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Thought crime is basically here. Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

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May 30 10:08

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 30, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

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May 29 11:37

False Flag - The Trailer HD

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Bumped to the top in light of the renewed "Wag the ISIS" we are seeing!

FEEL FREE TO COPY AND USE!

May 29 07:23

Lunch With Elvis

Elvis and I had lunch last week. We dined on Sasquatch burgers, fried Unicorn fritters, and we were joined by “the lone gunman.” We had our special luncheon in the main vault room of the Fort Knox Bullion Depository in Kentucky. It was practically empty so converting it to a dining area was relatively easy.

It was a fabulous lunch. It is unfortunate that most of the gold had disappeared, but I suspect that the Chinese value our former gold more than the US ever did.

May 28 10:40

The Bernie Sanders Save the Children Fund

Meet Hanna. Hanna wasn't always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving.

"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country." - Sen. Bernie Sanders

May 28 09:56

ISIS TOONS OF THE DAY

New exhibition asked cartoonists to mock ISIS; among the works are cartoons criticizing US and Israel’s ‘help’ in ISIS rise to power.

May 26 10:34

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery, much like that guy who apparently chose to get a Hello Kitty tattoo on his forehead, or actually paying $30 for a kick me sign to put on your own back instead of having cliché junior high bullies do it for you.

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May 24 21:27

Louis C.K. Learns about the Catholic Church

It's Louis C.K., so that should suffice for the content warning!

May 24 19:23

Canadian sword makers left out of Saudi arms deal

A union representing Canadian sword makers is furious after learning that the Harper government was unable to include Canadian-made swords as part of a $15 billion arms deal recently concluded with Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia is one of the few countries where swords are still actively used for lethal purposes and are not just collectors items. The arms deal with a country famous for carrying out beheadings, was seen by many of Canada’s top sword makers as an opportunity to gain entry into that market.

“It’s really a shame,” said Francois Lafarge, president of CUPE 3000, which represents sword makers. “Saudi Arabia has beheaded 85 individuals this year alone. We really feel the government hung us out to dry on this one.”

May 24 12:04

And it's gone

May 23 12:33

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 22, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

May 23 09:05

The way Hillary Clinton’s book is displayed at this D.C. bookstore is the funniest thing you’ll see tonight [photo]

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May 21 09:20

Pam Geller’s Islamification

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May 18 07:52

"Ban 'Em All!!" Do-Gooder proposes Ban On All Harley's In Wake Of Motorcycle Gang Shootout

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we wish to reflect on the horrible incident in Waco Texas this last weekend, the murder of nine and the injury of eighteen more. In retrospect we can see a single common denominator of this vicious act of wanton murder. I'm speaking of course of the Harley Davidson motor cycle. Many weapons were used at Waco, but every one of those criminals rode a Harley. The Harley Davidson motorcycle therefore is the problem. If we think back on every single act of motorcycle gang violence in our country for over a century, we see that in every incident the perpetrators rode a Harley Davidson motorcycle. To any thinking person the solution is simple, ban Harley Davidson motorcycles

May 16 14:25

Reply to a Reader’s Complaint about Anti-American Pro-Russian Bias

I recently received a sharp complaint from a reader about an assumed anti-American pro-Russian bias in my writings. The complaint gives a very good opportunity to address questions on the minds of many in the West confused by an extremely biased pro-Washington, anti-Russian bias in mainstream media coverage of Ukraine and Russia as the new demon to be fought.

First, Mr. Schneider, let me say I am an American and I am definitely not anti-American. I love my country and my fellow Americans.

What I do not love is the clique of very rich who—especially over the past three decades since the time of Reagan and Bush Senior—have step-by-step subverted the American Constitution and its guarantees of citizen rights, have destroyed prudent regulation of the health and safety of American citizens by easing safety rules of the Environmental Protection Agency to benefit companies like DuPont or Monsanto at the expense of the public.

May 16 11:04

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 16, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits!!! Enjoy!!! :-)

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May 14 15:11

NATO Members Drunkenly Sing “We Are the World” (Not Satire)

Have you ever wondered what NATO is up to when they’re not busy overthrowing pesky governments, absorbing post Soviet nations, drone striking terrified villagers, or funding false flag terror plots? I mean, they’re human just like the rest of us right? Surely they need to take a break from their murderous campaigns from time to time. Sometimes they just need to take a step back from it all, put their arms around each other and just sing, you know?

May 14 10:10

batman

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May 13 08:43

A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon - Gilad Atzmon & Enzo Apicella

May 12 17:41

A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon IS OUT!!!

Buy it now before it is banned!!!

May 09 10:34

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 9, 2015

Another round of Alternative Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

May 08 11:23

Russian Tanks in the White House?

Check this out: a group of Russian students have somehow projected footage of the Victory Day parade on the White House. They called their project “polite tanks” and they explained that “if Barack does not want to come to the parade, the parade will come to him”. I love it!

May 07 20:26

Giggles the pig running for mayor of Flint, Michigan

Vote in the Swine and we'll all be fine. Vote Pig!You dig!

FLINT, Mich., May 7 (UPI) -- A Michigan pig named Giggles is "putting the pork back in government" by running for mayor of Flint.

May 07 19:26

Police Responding to Home Invasion Call Shoot Home's Resident

OH! My God! A black guy with a gun. Shoot!

Police who were dispatched to a home invasion in South Carolina shot the resident, who now has "life-threatening" injuries, the Charleston County Sheriff's Office said today.

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May 06 19:14

Transniggeraphobe?

How ridiculous our PC distraction culture has become

May 05 12:47

Gilad Atzmon 2015 May Book Tour

From tomorrow I will be visiting many cities all over the US signing a new book I co-wrote with legendary cartoonist Enzo Apicella (A to Zion- The Definitive Israeli Lexicon- out on May 27th). A lot of controversy to follow...Books will be available for purchase ahead of publication at the events.

The first event is, Tomorrow, Wednesday May 6, NYC. An historic dialogue between ultra orthodox Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro and yours truly:

Please spread the message and come and bring your friends

May 04 09:14

Gilad in the USA- May 15th

I will be visiting many cities all over the US in the next 3 weeks signing a new book I co-wrote with Enzo Apicella (A to Zion- The Definitive Israeli Lexicon- out on May 27th). Controversy to follow...Books will be available for purchase ahead of publication at the events.

The first event is on Wednesday i May 6, NYC. An historic dialogue between ultra orthodox Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro and yours truly:

Please spread the message and come and bring your friends

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Gilad sent me an early copy of the book, and without going into details it is very funny! I will be having him back on the show Thursday to discuss it.

May 03 11:43

Flashback: George on George: An Interview With George Carlin

A comprehensive interview with the iconic comedian George Carlin. He recounts his early career from childhood dreams of becoming an actor like Danny Kaye all the way up to his 1960?s transformation into a leading voice of the counterculture and then he details the evolution of his writing and finding his true voice on stage in the 1990?s. For Carlin fans the final ten minutes is remarkably touching as he chokes up discussing plans he was forming to star in a one man Broadway show which never came to be and then reflects over his successful career and how wonderfully fulfilling his life has been.

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May 02 20:19

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 2, 2015

Another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippets. . . Enjoy!!! :-)

May 02 09:05

The Great Big ISIS Movie Extravaganza Part VIII

May 01 08:14

Muslims Strike Back! launch campaign lampooning anti-muslim ads

An “Islamic frittata” campaign lampooning a conservative firebrand’s anti-Muslim posters is set to debut in city subways Tuesday.Documentary filmmakers Negin Farsad and Dean Obeidallah say they will post 144 posters in 140 subway stations thanks to roughly $20,000 raised through crowdfunding. The posters bear messages like: “The ugly truth about Muslims: Muslims have great frittata recipes.”

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