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Oct 22 11:28

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 23, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Oct 22 06:54

WHY Is Someone Trying To Fool Us With This Video Of Julian Assange?

The video is from 2012 but its pretending from Oct 21th.

This is how I know something bad is going on with wikileaks / Assange right now..

Oct 20 15:22

Jimmy Kimmel Children's Book for Hillary Clinton - Donald Trump Parody

Oct 19 13:22

Hillary Pay For Play Commercial Goes Viral

Oct 19 11:20

Liar Liar Pants On Fire Hillary Song

Oct 19 09:12

Trump Releases Devastating Hillary Video

Oct 17 09:01

“I USED TO THINK I WAS JUST A REGULAR GUY, BUT

I got this in an e-mail I don’t know the author but it fits me to a “T”

Oct 16 10:53

Ann Coulter: "Same Media Gasping in Horror at 'P*ssy' Sure Didn't Mind My Being Called a C*nt Repeatedly"

During last month's Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, Ann Coulter was called a "c*nt" 19 times by the same media who are now "gasping in horror" at Trump's p*ssy comments.

Coulter writes:
Donald Trump is the only hope to save America, so the media have gone to war to stop him.

Oct 16 10:36

Hillary Groped Me. By Gregory Mannarino

Oct 15 05:52

Man Comes Out of the Shadows: 'Trump Molested Me Too!' [VIDEO]

No longer intimidated into silence, LiveLeaker Rick Bond shares his entirely true story of being molested by Donald Trump!

"Please don't elect Trump for Pope," Bond warns America.

Oct 15 05:46

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FOCUS ON THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS: OCTOBER 14, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Oct 14 07:40

Cookie Monster For President

Oct 13 12:29

If the election were held today, who would you vote for?

Clinton
1% (29 votes)
Rivero
35% (704 votes)
Trump
64% (1293 votes)
Total votes: 2026
Oct 12 10:28

Trump As President Would Pose Global Danger,To NWO Says U.N. rights chief

I added the part after the comma,but you know that is what he meant.
US out of UN,UN out of US!

Reuters
WORLD NEWS | Wed Oct 12, 2016 | 5:26pm BST
Trump as president would pose global danger - U.N. rights chief

By Stephanie Nebehay | GENEVA
The world will be in danger if Republican nominee Donald Trump becomes president of the United States, the top United Nations human rights official said on Wednesday.......

Oct 11 04:32

BEXALERT: UPI/CVoter poll: Hillary Clinton pulls into 5-point lead over Donald Trump

Misleading headline. The debate hasn't been factored in and half the story is Trump's 2005 vid. This is a left wing joke disguised as a poll. The article is almost funny! And it's an online poll with no known margin of error. Who writes this trash!

The UPI/CVoter daily presidential tracking poll for Monday shows Hillary Clinton pulling into a lead over Donald Trump of more than 5 percentage points.

The online poll shows Clinton up 49.92 percent to 44.39 percent.

Because the poll is conducted online and individuals self-select to participate, a margin of error cannot be calculated.

Oct 10 22:54

10,000 Supporters at Pennsylvania Trump Rally Chant ‘CNN Sucks’

Nearly 10,000 voters chanted “CNN sucks” during a campaign rally for Donald Trump in Pennsylvania Monday night.
“I’m telling you, they are so dishonest. Without the media, Hillary Clinton couldn’t be elected dog catcher,” Trump stated. “CNN is a disgrace.”

Oct 10 22:50

RNC-DNC Collusion

This is really funny political science.

We all know Trump is a showman, but who expected him to horn in on the legendary Houdini’s act?

Observe the PWTB’s curve ball set-up that became a boomerang:

Oct 10 11:21

Debate Watch: Fly Lands on Hillary Clinton’s Face

She needs to declare her own,"No Fly Zone" and hope the little boogers don't have Russian air support and aren't packin S-300's up their little tails!

Twitter was abuzz last night over startling new revelations that… a fly landed right on Hillary Clinton’s face during the debate!

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Oct 07 21:45

The Elite is Accelerating Earth Changing Events in a Rush to Implant Hillary in Power

Do Americans really want to place their lives in the hands of a known psychopathic liar and criminal with such severe medical impairments who possesses the capability to push the nuke button that would end the world?

Oct 07 09:03

Monica Lewinsky Hysterical Picture That Hillary Wants REMOVED! HA HA HA

Oct 06 07:55

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

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Another Tom Lehrer classic that has become current again!

Oct 06 07:53

We Will All Go Together When We Go

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The Tom Lehrer classic with some imagery.

Oct 05 06:45

The Russians aren't pulling any punches with this cartoon

Oct 04 05:12

Liar Liar Pants On Fire Hillary Song

Oct 01 13:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 1, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

Oct 01 09:34

Barack Obama: The Drone Ranger

President Obama is scaling back the use of drones to kill terrorists and foreign enemies. Which is really a shame. Drones are destructive, extremely violent, and one of the laziest ways to destroy something. They’re just so American! Besides, the way Obama was mysteriously meting out a swift brand justice — it reminded us of someone else…

Sep 29 10:37

Paul Fromm Interviews Alison Chabloz

Paul Fromm, Director of the Canadian Association for Free Expression, interviews singer, songwriter and musician Alison Chabloz.

Alison Chabloz was banned from performing at this year's "Edinburgh Festival Fringe" in Scotland for being too "political". The "Ed-Fringe" bills itself as "Defying the Norm since 1947"

Sep 28 10:14

Russian Army Building Military Bridge Full Speed Test. Army 6x6 Truck KRAZ 255 PMP.

Bomb all the bridges you want USAF.
Published on Jun 14, 2016
Odo Puiu info invites you to watch ….
Russian Army Building Bridge Full Speed Test.

The PMP Floating Bridge is a type of mobile pontoon bridge designed by the Soviet Union during World War II.
The bridge's design enables for a quick assembly of its parts.
It has a carrying capacity of 60 tons.
During the process of its deployment, a truck carrying the bridge is backed alongside the edge of a body of water.
The bridge is then rolled off where it unfolds automatically. The bridge spans 390 metres with 32 river pontoons, 12 bridging boats and four shore pontoons.

Sep 28 09:17

TIMELY TOONS ~~GAZA REMEMBERS SHIMON PERES ~~ NOBEL ‘PEACE’ LAUREATE

For those of you with the gall to call Shimon Peres a ‘peace maker’ You all have no idea what peace is – clearly.

Sep 27 10:08

Experts suggest 9 weed strains to get you through a presidential debate

We would recommend Super Sour Diesel Haze with a White Rhino concentrate 91% THC chaser. Happy Trails!

Tonight's debates have all the excitement of a national sporting event, with the added joy of extreme global consequences. For some, this may be too much to handle. So for people who don't want to drink alcohol or meditate to deal with their anxiety, Oregon's legal cannabis might be the answer. We turned to the experts to find out which strains of weed are most likely to get you through tonight without too much trauma.

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Sep 26 12:58

Newly Redesigned HillaryClinton.com Allows Users To Fully Customize Issues Page To Suit Own Preferences

Top aides told reporters that the “Hillary Clinton on the Issues” section of the site has been revamped so that users can adjust the former secretary of state’s positions on the economy, climate change, taxes, national security, the minimum wage, gun violence, and dozens of other topics until her worldview perfectly aligns with theirs.

Sep 26 08:42

UPDATED ~~ MORE IMAGES OF THE DAY ~~ FACEBOOK DELETES PALESTINE YET AGAIN

Sep 25 08:58

Why They Won't Make Jokes About Hillary Clinton... | JEFF DUNHAM

Sep 24 08:37

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

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The only reason I posted this is to point out that this show does NOT have the special facial smoothing software Hillary is using for the campaign.

Sep 23 09:59

HILLARY CLINTON PICTURES FROM FREAKING NEWS [PHOTOS]

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Sep 22 12:18

“Why Aren’t I Fifty Points Ahead?!” Watch Unhinged Hillary Go Full Psycho in Most Bizarre Tirade of the Election Yet

If this is an ad to get people to vote, is it so they’ll vote for Trump or…? Because no one is going to want to vote for the wicked stepmother from a Disney movie come to life that is Hillary in this video.

This isn’t just anger over the obvious fact that she’s losing because the majority of America can’t stand her. It’s not just bad acting or failed directing. Maybe a combo of all three with a healthy dose of injectable pharmaceuticals?

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Sep 21 10:44

“Steady. Strong. Honest.” Even This Former Governor Can’t Keep a Straight Face Endorsing Hillary

Read his words on paper. They sound like a prompt from someone under Soviet brainwashing and put on trial:

I believe that she is steady.

I believe that she is strong.

I believe that she is honest.

Read more at SHTF

Sep 20 15:02

Governor Says, ‘I Believe Hillary Is Honest,’ Entire Audience Bursts into Laughter

This about sums up what America thinks of Hillary Clinton. People aren’t even pretending to buy the BS anymore.

Sep 20 15:00

Sarah Palin on Celebrity Match Game: “If Hillary Had a Magic Show, She Would Make Everyone’s __________ Disappear”

Even stupid game shows are in on the joke that is lifetime corrupt politician Hillary Clinton running for president. This edition of Match Game, hosted by Alec Baldwin, featured of all people Sarah Palin. One of the questions was, “Hillary Clinton just opened up a new magic show on the Las Vegas strip. For her final trick, she makes everyone’s BLANK disappear.”

The celebs try to guess the same answer as the contestant. You’ll never guess what Palin answered.

Sep 20 12:36

Texas parade features Hillary, Obama together in prison cell

A float at the annual Tri-State Parade sparked mixed reactions among fairgoers Saturday morning.

Sep 20 12:02

Good one! Crowd Laughs When Florida Dem Calls Hillary ‘honest’ During Debate

An audience attending a debate for the Florida Senate Monday broke out in laughter when Democrat Charlie Crist labeled presidential candidate Hillary Clinton “honest.”

Sep 17 15:37

Syrian Terrorists Trigger Suicide Bomb While Trying To Take Selfie With Cell Phone

These guys are supported by our tax dollars.

This is the horrific moment a Syrian rebel appears to blow himself and his comrades up by using a mobile phone rigged to a bomb to take a SELFIE .
Footage emerged online showing a group of eight men, believed to be members of the Free Syrian Army, gathered around a camera.
The militants , flanked by rifles, appear to be filming a propaganda video as they are shown in front of a rebel flag as they sing into a microphone.

Sep 17 13:45

9/11: 15 Years Of A Transparent Lie — Paul Craig Roberts

There are many conspiracy theories about 9/11. The US government’s own expanation of 9/11 is a conspiracy theory in which a few Saudi Arabians outwitted the American national security state. Little doubt that many of the more imaginative conspiracy theories were created for the purpose of stigmatizing any skepticism, no matter how well reasoned and supported, of the official story.

These groups of qualified and experienced people say that the official story of 9/11 is false.

Sep 17 10:40

Hillary Clinton - Delete It! (Beat It Parody)

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Better version

Sep 16 08:17

Jimmy Fallon vs Trump's hair: Tonight Show host persuades The Donald to let him mess up his famous hairdo on national television

The Man has a sense of humor.

Donald Trump's famous hair was wildly mussed up when he appeared on Jimmy Fallon's The Tonight Show on Thursday
Fallon asked Trump if he could do one silly thing with him since he could be president the next time he appears on the show
Audience roared as the Republican nominee pondered the bizarre request but he ultimately agreed
While Trump is known for being sensitive about his hair, he smiled throughout the hilarious ordeal
During Thursday's show, Trump repeated his comments that he does not want a moderator at the debates

Sep 15 19:31

I have this picture of Hillary hanging in my home.

I think we've had enough of the Clinton's in the White House, don't you? Judging from her past record, she would be a truly horrible President, just as she has been a horrible Senator and Secretary of State. The destruction she could cause in a four-year term as president could very well be irreversible.

But, that doesn't mean she is useless. We finally figured out something that Hillary is good at! Introducing our Hillary Toilet Paper. Now you can tell your liberal friends that you proudly hang a picture of Hillary Clinton in your home! Or more specifically, in your bathroom.

Printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.

Don't forget to check out our Obama Toilet Paper too!

Sep 15 11:13

Police Murder 13yo Tyree King Merely for Pulling an Identical Replica Gun on Them

Another innocent boy has been murdered by police in cold blood merely for pulling an identical replica gun on them.

Apparently, the 13-year-old boy was suspected of robbing people in Columbus, Ohio with what police and his victims should have known was just a harmless BB gun -- with a laser sight on it.

Sep 15 10:32

FBI’s Comey: Twitter fuels MEME’S & PHOTOS

Sep 15 08:33

CLINTON FOUNDATION / CLINTON CASH MEMES & PHOTOS FROM TWITTER

Sep 15 08:12

HILLARY’S HEALTH RECORDS RELEASED !!!

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Sep 13 17:08

Kimmel: Clinton Health Conspiracy Theories ‘Would be Harder to Believe if they Didn’t Actually Come True’

JIMMY KIMMEL: Hillary Clinton was supposed to be in California today… but she had to cancel the trip because of illness. You probably know Hillary was coughing a lot in public last week and then yesterday she was forced to leave a 9/11 memorial because she was feeling faint. Turns out on Friday Clinton’s doctor had diagnosed her with pneumonia but they kept it secret until this happened and they were forced to admit it. You know, these conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton’s health would be a lot harder to believe if they didn’t actually come true.

Sep 13 11:24

Trump's Sons Kill a Triceratops on Hunting Safari

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A good portrait of Hillary's supporters. PC, Liberal, and totally clueless!*

 

 

 

* For the PC liberals reading this, the Triceratops went extinct about 65 million years ago.

Sep 13 10:55

FACEPALM! Video: Liberals Outraged after Trump Kids Kill Triceratops, Pterodactyl

“The only reason they’re doing it is because they have the money to do it,” one man says...

Sep 13 09:39

AD OF THE DAY ~~ HILLARY’S PRESCRIPTION DRUG

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Sep 12 08:24

I’M WITH HILLARY…. (Even if she reminds me of the movie WEEKEND AT BERNIES)

Oh, and by the way, this collapsing on 9/11 before getting into the van? Ridiculous! Hillary was merely rehearsing her stand-up comedy routine imitation of WTC7.

Sep 11 11:06

New worm named after US president: it's also 'long, thin and cute'

Biologists, who discovered a new type of flat worm, dedicated it to the US president, and named it Baracktrema obamai. Biologist Thomas Platt, who turned out to be Obama's relative, doesn't regard it to be offensive, and believes that it should be an honour for the president. The biologist pointed out that many people are ready to pay thousands of dollars to have any species named after them. As he added, the parasite resembles his namesake very much, it's also 'long, thin and cute'. A group of researchers from the St.Mary College, Indiana, discovered thousands of eggs of such worms in lungs of turtles. Now they try to find out how these parasites enter bodies of animals and which diseases they can provoke.

Sep 10 17:56

The bizarre life of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Colonel Sanders for his 126th birthday

A look at the bizarre life of Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Colonel Sanders for his 126th birthday

Colonel Sanders was finger lickin' crazy.

Even putting aside the internet lore that suggests he Kentucky Tried to kill himself right before he stumbled upon his "original recipe," Harland Sanders did some crazy things in his 90 years on this lump of mash potatoes we call Earth.

Including the time he beat up his own client in court, warded off robbers with little else but some underwear and a shotgun and drove 1,500 miles roundtrip to inspect a potential franchise location.

Here's a look at a man who took life by the horns and deep fried it on what would have been his 126th birthday.

Sep 10 10:30

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 9, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy! :-)

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Sep 09 08:46

ASSORTED TOONS FOR THE END OF THE WEEK

Sep 07 09:28

Boombox Cartoons by Dixon Diaz

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I especially like the one about the Colosseum!

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Sep 04 11:39

Cracks emerge in China's image as Obama snubbed at G20 summit

Misleading headline! This reflects on Obama and his NWO policies.He also managed to insult the Brits today. This "man"is bringing America into total disrepute. Does anybody in the District of Criminals even care?

In a series of heated disputes that nearly led to blows, Chinese officials harassed foreign reporters and embarrassed U.S. President Barack Obama from the first moments of his arrival.

Other leaders, including President Shinzo Abe of rival Japan, walked off their airplanes onto red carpet-draped steps. Mr. Obama emerged from an auxiliary exit in the bowels of his plane, as Chinese officials then tried to bar the travelling press corps from watching and blocked U.S. national security adviser Susan Rice. “This is our country. This is our airport,” one official said in withering explanation.

Sep 04 11:29

BEXALERT: G20 ‘staircase snub’ for Obama was United States’ decision, reveals Chinese official

This is really funny.Notice that the Chinese official isn't named!

It was Washington’s decision to have US President Barack Obama disembark from his plane through a small bare metal stairway instead of the usual rolling red-carpet staircase that state leaders get, a Chinese foreign ministry official has revealed.
Speculation has been flying about whether China was deliberately snubbing Obama since media reports on Saturday showed the US leader exiting the Air Force One through the small stairway.

On Sunday, Obama told reporters that the significance of a row between US and Chinese officials on the airport tarmac upon his arrival should not be overblown.
“I wouldn’t overcrank the significance” of tensions at the airport, Obama said later on Sunday, according to Reuters.

Sep 03 10:40

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 3, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Sep 03 06:39

Hillary Says She’ll Stop Being Corrupt LATER (Seriously)

Sep 02 22:58

Weiner offered job at Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Anthony Weiner has had a hard time lately. He's out of a job, his wife's leaving him, and opportunities for future employment look bleak. After all, who's going to want to hire such a liability? Does Weiner really have any marketable skills that would overshadow his online indiscretion?

Well.... Maybe. He obviously knows how to use Twitter, and if the employer in question isn't concerned with moral fiber, perhaps he can land a new gig.

As PR Newswire reports, that's where America's most famous legal whorehouse comes into play:

Sep 02 19:46

Still a Goody: Trump Causing a Flood of Illegal Aliens

Trump Causing a Flood of Illegal Aliens
By Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution.

Sep 02 08:26

You've Gotta Love Millennials - Micah Tyler

Sep 01 08:59

TedNugent gives 20 reasons to VOTE for TRUMP!

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Aug 29 08:12

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: PART TWO: THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS: AUGUST 27, 2016

Aug 28 09:19

Hillary Clinton Statement On Health

Aug 28 07:41

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: PART ONE: AUGUST 26, 2016

Here is the latest from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Aug 28 04:45

After This Video, You'll Never See Her the Same Again: "Hillary Dreams of Becoming Dictator of the World"

This is how it really is.

{A parody of Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator"}

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Aug 26 11:11

WATCH: The Top Three Videos Mocking Hillary's Alt-Right Speech!

Hillary Clinton has unleashed a monster!

Aug 26 11:10

WATCH: Buzzfeed Writer Hilariously Trolled by Alt-Right Comedian Sam Hyde

Buzzfeed writer Joseph Bernstein got hilariously trolled while attempting to interview "alt-right" comedian Sam Hyde.

Bernstein was apparently trying to get Hyde to admit to saying something "politically incorrect" on the internet so he could advocate for his new show on the Cartoon Network to be canceled, but Hyde just trolled him hard and ended up turning Bernstein's stupid interview into a viral hit!

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