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Nov 10 05:56

Meanwhile, From Canada...

“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"

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Nov 08 09:38

TWO VIEWS OF THE POST ELECTION WHITE HOUSE ~~ INSIDE AND OUT

Nov 08 08:06

Future45 TV Spot, 'The Clintons'

Nov 07 16:48

Anthony Weiner limiricks

There once was a congressman named Weiner, who had a perverted demeanor. He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.

another:
There once was a democrat named Anthony Weiner
Who tweeted with girls barely older than tweeners
He sexted a photo of his little man junk
then tried to claim the whole thing was bunk
Alas his old lady Huma found his story full of lies
and in her grief ran back to Hillary’s thighs

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Nov 06 23:09

(Not) Keeping Up with the Cardassians: The Regime's Failed Show Trial in Portland

Cardassia is a fictional planet in the Star Trek universe ruled by a totalitarian state with a court system quite similar to our own. Trials on Cardassia do not to examine the charges against the accused since a guilty verdict is foreordained.

The federal conspiracy trial of Ammon and Ryan Bundy and five of their associates was supposed to follow the Cardassian script – but the prosecutors lost the plot when they encountered defendants they couldn’t bluff or bully, defense attorneys who conscientiously represented their clients, and a jury that demanded actual proof of the charges being considered.

Decades ago, at the depth of Stalin-era tyranny, Soviet procurators were admonished to pursue a one hundred percent conviction rate.

Given that roughly one in 212 defendants in federal trials wins an acquittal, it’s clear that the contemporary US system has come much closer to achieving Stalin’s ambition that its Soviet antecedent ever did.

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Nov 06 16:52

Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course

Do you need to read those wikileaks emails really fast! Do you need to up your comprehension? Then The Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course is for you.

Nov 06 08:54

George Carlin - The Rothschilds Control America

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Relevant today.

Nov 06 06:05

Bush Sr. & W, Bill Clinton, Obama Skype with ‘Black Hat handler’ to avoid public discovery of .01% Crimes Against Humanity, looting, pedophilia

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

(Satire): In an extraordinarily high-tech conference room, a wall of high-definition screens show four faces: George Bush, Sr., George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama; each about 4 feet by 3 feet in a large connected rectangle going clockwise from the top-left position. The room is dark. A male is alone in the conference room; a “Black Hat handler.” (full adult language)

Black Hat: I recommend your closest attention and obedience, because we are quite willing to sacrifice all of you.

Sr.: Fuck you. We all have dead-man switches to expose you if we go down. We’re in this together.

W: Yeah! And we’re not talking about our “switches” being dead no matter how cute and young the boys and girls are at Epstein and pedophile parties! (and here)

Black: Fools, silence! We’re trying to help you!

Nov 05 12:54

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 5, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!

Nov 05 11:42

Ask Not When You Can Grab Her.....

Warning: Kinda sorta lewd, salacious, and the like. But since it's been discussed to death everywhere, and I used a phonetic variant, I think it's OK. I feel the pic of Trump goes well with it also, that expression. I know I'm going to burn in hell, forever and ever, but I was already going to, so, there's that. but, ROTFL! Even females on my FB page liked this.

Nov 05 10:28

Uneven Wear

Nov 03 20:43

Imagine ... song versionout of Australia

Imagine ... there is no Islam

Nov 03 08:05

Welcome to the Islamic State of Germany - Book Your Trip Today! | Secure America Now

Nov 03 01:23

Space Kook takes on Hillary

Nov 02 23:02

Doug Casey: A Civil War Could Be in the Cards After the Election

Interesting and funny stuff From Doug Casey

Nick Giambruno: The US presidential election is only days away. What are the country’s greatest problems right now?

Doug Casey: Domestically, I'd say the continual and accelerating loss of freedom, compounded by the prospect of what I suspect will be the biggest financial/economic crisis of modern times.

Both candidates, Trump and Clinton, are disastrous.

However, if forced to choose between the two candidates, I would definitely go for Trump, simply because he’s something of an outsider. The media, Hollywood, academia, and the Establishment hate him. And I believe he hates them. If elected, he will likely overturn a lot of apple carts in Washington and break a lot of rice bowls of people who live off the Deep State. That would be an excellent thing.

Nov 02 20:57

“If He Had Any Balls” He’d Tell #NoDAPL Protesters “To Go Home” Standing Rock Tribal Leader Says of Archambault

Robert Fool Bear Sr. is a member of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe. In fact, he’s a tribal leader, serving as the district chairman of Cannon Ball, the tribal community located just a few miles from the often unlawful and sometimes violent protests against the Dakota Access Pipeline.

He says not everybody at Standing Rock is in support of the protests.

Fool Bear has had it with the protesters. He says that more than two years ago, when members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe could have attended hearings to make their concerns known, they didn’t care. Now, suddenly, the crowds are out of control, and he fears it’s just a matter of time before someone gets seriously hurt.
Go down to the camps, he says, and you won’t see many Standing Rock Sioux.
“It irks me. People are here from all over the world,” he says. “If they could come from other planets, I think they would.”

Nov 02 16:35

The Clintons? Hillary got rich, Bill got laid, republican virtue got screwed.

The Clintons? Hillary got rich, Bill got laid, republican virtue got screwed. Like the sickly leaders of late-Soviet politburos, both appear older and feebler than their years: once the star performer of the double-act, Bill staggers around like the Blowjob of Dorian Gray; the life has all but literally been sucked out of him. His straight-woman, once the reliably stolid, stone-faced Margaret Dumont of his cigar-waggling routine, now has to be propped up on street bollards and fed lines by her medical staff. When she shuts down and she's out cold, who's driving the pantsuit? Huma? Cheryl? Podesta? Bill and Hillary have been consumed by their urges. America would be electing the Walking Dead, insatiable and fatal to the touch, but utterly hollow.

Nov 01 05:59

Comey Is Correct, Hillary's Panicking, Huma's a Grease Spot and Weinergate II Moves On

Lionel says only the undecided may be swayed by the latest proof of Hillary's criminality

Oct 31 14:37

Heh : Hillary Literally Became the Definition of ‘Pathological Lying’ on Google Yesterday

If you had happened to Google the term ‘pathological lying’ on Sunday evening, you would have been met with none other than the bright, smiling face of presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton. Before Wikipedia administrators put a temporary lock on the entry early Monday morning, the top Google result for the term was a link to the Wiki article displaying Clinton’s photo, along with the following quote defining pathological lying...

Oct 31 12:35

#savehuma

Oct 28 07:46

The Loosening Grip: A Beginner’s Guide to Death Throes

Oh good. The world reaches a crossroads, or probably a road off a cliff, just when I want to relax and watch gratuitous violence on the tube. To judge by the rapid drift of events aboard our planetary asylum, the talons of Washington and New York on the world’s throat are fast being pried a-loose. The Global American Imperium is dying. Or so it sure looks anyway.

I say talons of “New York and Washington” because America’s foreign policy, forged in those two cities, belongs entirely to them. Americans have no influence on it. Further, none of of what the Empire does abroad is of any benefit to Americans.

Oct 27 10:49

This Anti-Hillary Video is Going Massively Viral, Hillary Wants It Hidden!

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Oct 25 09:00

Fighting virtue signalers

Oct 25 03:30

Captain virtue signal

Oct 22 23:34

Debunking Hillary in 140 Characters PropagandaDebunker.ShameTheClintonShills() – WikiLeaks Podesta Emails

?This 140 character tweet has garnered some attention on Twitter, but despite the humor it is real code that will be used to debunk Hillary's shills. See below.

MSM Journalists (cough hacks) already outed as colluding with Clinton in the Podesta Emails keep claiming WikiLeaks is conspiring with Russia.

As proof they keep pointing out that RT keeps publishing the Podesta Emails before WikiLeaks tweets about them.
Here's 45 lines of code I will use to Tweet Batch 16 before anyone else.

Oct 22 11:28

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 23, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Oct 22 06:54

WHY Is Someone Trying To Fool Us With This Video Of Julian Assange?

The video is from 2012 but its pretending from Oct 21th.

This is how I know something bad is going on with wikileaks / Assange right now..

Oct 20 15:22

Jimmy Kimmel Children's Book for Hillary Clinton - Donald Trump Parody

Oct 19 13:22

Hillary Pay For Play Commercial Goes Viral

Oct 19 11:20

Liar Liar Pants On Fire Hillary Song

Oct 19 09:12

Trump Releases Devastating Hillary Video

Oct 17 09:01

“I USED TO THINK I WAS JUST A REGULAR GUY, BUT

I got this in an e-mail I don’t know the author but it fits me to a “T”

Oct 16 10:53

Ann Coulter: "Same Media Gasping in Horror at 'P*ssy' Sure Didn't Mind My Being Called a C*nt Repeatedly"

During last month's Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, Ann Coulter was called a "c*nt" 19 times by the same media who are now "gasping in horror" at Trump's p*ssy comments.

Coulter writes:
Donald Trump is the only hope to save America, so the media have gone to war to stop him.

Oct 16 10:36

Hillary Groped Me. By Gregory Mannarino

Oct 15 05:52

Man Comes Out of the Shadows: 'Trump Molested Me Too!' [VIDEO]

No longer intimidated into silence, LiveLeaker Rick Bond shares his entirely true story of being molested by Donald Trump!

"Please don't elect Trump for Pope," Bond warns America.

Oct 15 05:46

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FOCUS ON THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS: OCTOBER 14, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Oct 14 07:40

Cookie Monster For President

Oct 13 12:29

If the election were held today, who would you vote for?

Clinton
1% (29 votes)
Rivero
35% (704 votes)
Trump
64% (1293 votes)
Total votes: 2026
Oct 12 10:28

Trump As President Would Pose Global Danger,To NWO Says U.N. rights chief

I added the part after the comma,but you know that is what he meant.
US out of UN,UN out of US!

Reuters
WORLD NEWS | Wed Oct 12, 2016 | 5:26pm BST
Trump as president would pose global danger - U.N. rights chief

By Stephanie Nebehay | GENEVA
The world will be in danger if Republican nominee Donald Trump becomes president of the United States, the top United Nations human rights official said on Wednesday.......

Oct 11 04:32

BEXALERT: UPI/CVoter poll: Hillary Clinton pulls into 5-point lead over Donald Trump

Misleading headline. The debate hasn't been factored in and half the story is Trump's 2005 vid. This is a left wing joke disguised as a poll. The article is almost funny! And it's an online poll with no known margin of error. Who writes this trash!

The UPI/CVoter daily presidential tracking poll for Monday shows Hillary Clinton pulling into a lead over Donald Trump of more than 5 percentage points.

The online poll shows Clinton up 49.92 percent to 44.39 percent.

Because the poll is conducted online and individuals self-select to participate, a margin of error cannot be calculated.

Oct 10 22:54

10,000 Supporters at Pennsylvania Trump Rally Chant ‘CNN Sucks’

Nearly 10,000 voters chanted “CNN sucks” during a campaign rally for Donald Trump in Pennsylvania Monday night.
“I’m telling you, they are so dishonest. Without the media, Hillary Clinton couldn’t be elected dog catcher,” Trump stated. “CNN is a disgrace.”

Oct 10 22:50

RNC-DNC Collusion

This is really funny political science.

We all know Trump is a showman, but who expected him to horn in on the legendary Houdini’s act?

Observe the PWTB’s curve ball set-up that became a boomerang:

Oct 10 11:21

Debate Watch: Fly Lands on Hillary Clinton’s Face

She needs to declare her own,"No Fly Zone" and hope the little boogers don't have Russian air support and aren't packin S-300's up their little tails!

Twitter was abuzz last night over startling new revelations that… a fly landed right on Hillary Clinton’s face during the debate!

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Oct 07 21:45

The Elite is Accelerating Earth Changing Events in a Rush to Implant Hillary in Power

Do Americans really want to place their lives in the hands of a known psychopathic liar and criminal with such severe medical impairments who possesses the capability to push the nuke button that would end the world?

Oct 07 09:03

Monica Lewinsky Hysterical Picture That Hillary Wants REMOVED! HA HA HA

Oct 06 07:55

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

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Another Tom Lehrer classic that has become current again!

Oct 06 07:53

We Will All Go Together When We Go

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The Tom Lehrer classic with some imagery.

Oct 05 06:45

The Russians aren't pulling any punches with this cartoon

Oct 04 05:12

Liar Liar Pants On Fire Hillary Song

Oct 01 13:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 1, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

Oct 01 09:34

Barack Obama: The Drone Ranger

President Obama is scaling back the use of drones to kill terrorists and foreign enemies. Which is really a shame. Drones are destructive, extremely violent, and one of the laziest ways to destroy something. They’re just so American! Besides, the way Obama was mysteriously meting out a swift brand justice — it reminded us of someone else…

Sep 29 10:37

Paul Fromm Interviews Alison Chabloz

Paul Fromm, Director of the Canadian Association for Free Expression, interviews singer, songwriter and musician Alison Chabloz.

Alison Chabloz was banned from performing at this year's "Edinburgh Festival Fringe" in Scotland for being too "political". The "Ed-Fringe" bills itself as "Defying the Norm since 1947"

Sep 28 10:14

Russian Army Building Military Bridge Full Speed Test. Army 6x6 Truck KRAZ 255 PMP.

Bomb all the bridges you want USAF.
Published on Jun 14, 2016
Odo Puiu info invites you to watch ….
Russian Army Building Bridge Full Speed Test.

The PMP Floating Bridge is a type of mobile pontoon bridge designed by the Soviet Union during World War II.
The bridge's design enables for a quick assembly of its parts.
It has a carrying capacity of 60 tons.
During the process of its deployment, a truck carrying the bridge is backed alongside the edge of a body of water.
The bridge is then rolled off where it unfolds automatically. The bridge spans 390 metres with 32 river pontoons, 12 bridging boats and four shore pontoons.

Sep 28 09:17

TIMELY TOONS ~~GAZA REMEMBERS SHIMON PERES ~~ NOBEL ‘PEACE’ LAUREATE

For those of you with the gall to call Shimon Peres a ‘peace maker’ You all have no idea what peace is – clearly.

Sep 27 10:08

Experts suggest 9 weed strains to get you through a presidential debate

We would recommend Super Sour Diesel Haze with a White Rhino concentrate 91% THC chaser. Happy Trails!

Tonight's debates have all the excitement of a national sporting event, with the added joy of extreme global consequences. For some, this may be too much to handle. So for people who don't want to drink alcohol or meditate to deal with their anxiety, Oregon's legal cannabis might be the answer. We turned to the experts to find out which strains of weed are most likely to get you through tonight without too much trauma.

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Sep 26 12:58

Newly Redesigned HillaryClinton.com Allows Users To Fully Customize Issues Page To Suit Own Preferences

Top aides told reporters that the “Hillary Clinton on the Issues” section of the site has been revamped so that users can adjust the former secretary of state’s positions on the economy, climate change, taxes, national security, the minimum wage, gun violence, and dozens of other topics until her worldview perfectly aligns with theirs.

Sep 26 08:42

UPDATED ~~ MORE IMAGES OF THE DAY ~~ FACEBOOK DELETES PALESTINE YET AGAIN

Sep 25 08:58

Why They Won't Make Jokes About Hillary Clinton... | JEFF DUNHAM

Sep 24 08:37

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

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The only reason I posted this is to point out that this show does NOT have the special facial smoothing software Hillary is using for the campaign.

Sep 23 09:59

HILLARY CLINTON PICTURES FROM FREAKING NEWS [PHOTOS]

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Sep 22 12:18

“Why Aren’t I Fifty Points Ahead?!” Watch Unhinged Hillary Go Full Psycho in Most Bizarre Tirade of the Election Yet

If this is an ad to get people to vote, is it so they’ll vote for Trump or…? Because no one is going to want to vote for the wicked stepmother from a Disney movie come to life that is Hillary in this video.

This isn’t just anger over the obvious fact that she’s losing because the majority of America can’t stand her. It’s not just bad acting or failed directing. Maybe a combo of all three with a healthy dose of injectable pharmaceuticals?

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Sep 21 10:44

“Steady. Strong. Honest.” Even This Former Governor Can’t Keep a Straight Face Endorsing Hillary

Read his words on paper. They sound like a prompt from someone under Soviet brainwashing and put on trial:

I believe that she is steady.

I believe that she is strong.

I believe that she is honest.

Read more at SHTF

Sep 20 15:02

Governor Says, ‘I Believe Hillary Is Honest,’ Entire Audience Bursts into Laughter

This about sums up what America thinks of Hillary Clinton. People aren’t even pretending to buy the BS anymore.

Sep 20 15:00

Sarah Palin on Celebrity Match Game: “If Hillary Had a Magic Show, She Would Make Everyone’s __________ Disappear”

Even stupid game shows are in on the joke that is lifetime corrupt politician Hillary Clinton running for president. This edition of Match Game, hosted by Alec Baldwin, featured of all people Sarah Palin. One of the questions was, “Hillary Clinton just opened up a new magic show on the Las Vegas strip. For her final trick, she makes everyone’s BLANK disappear.”

The celebs try to guess the same answer as the contestant. You’ll never guess what Palin answered.

Sep 20 12:36

Texas parade features Hillary, Obama together in prison cell

A float at the annual Tri-State Parade sparked mixed reactions among fairgoers Saturday morning.

Sep 20 12:02

Good one! Crowd Laughs When Florida Dem Calls Hillary ‘honest’ During Debate

An audience attending a debate for the Florida Senate Monday broke out in laughter when Democrat Charlie Crist labeled presidential candidate Hillary Clinton “honest.”

Sep 17 15:37

Syrian Terrorists Trigger Suicide Bomb While Trying To Take Selfie With Cell Phone

These guys are supported by our tax dollars.

This is the horrific moment a Syrian rebel appears to blow himself and his comrades up by using a mobile phone rigged to a bomb to take a SELFIE .
Footage emerged online showing a group of eight men, believed to be members of the Free Syrian Army, gathered around a camera.
The militants , flanked by rifles, appear to be filming a propaganda video as they are shown in front of a rebel flag as they sing into a microphone.

Sep 17 13:45

9/11: 15 Years Of A Transparent Lie — Paul Craig Roberts

There are many conspiracy theories about 9/11. The US government’s own expanation of 9/11 is a conspiracy theory in which a few Saudi Arabians outwitted the American national security state. Little doubt that many of the more imaginative conspiracy theories were created for the purpose of stigmatizing any skepticism, no matter how well reasoned and supported, of the official story.

These groups of qualified and experienced people say that the official story of 9/11 is false.

Sep 17 10:40

Hillary Clinton - Delete It! (Beat It Parody)

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Better version

Sep 16 08:17

Jimmy Fallon vs Trump's hair: Tonight Show host persuades The Donald to let him mess up his famous hairdo on national television

The Man has a sense of humor.

Donald Trump's famous hair was wildly mussed up when he appeared on Jimmy Fallon's The Tonight Show on Thursday
Fallon asked Trump if he could do one silly thing with him since he could be president the next time he appears on the show
Audience roared as the Republican nominee pondered the bizarre request but he ultimately agreed
While Trump is known for being sensitive about his hair, he smiled throughout the hilarious ordeal
During Thursday's show, Trump repeated his comments that he does not want a moderator at the debates

Sep 15 19:31

I have this picture of Hillary hanging in my home.

I think we've had enough of the Clinton's in the White House, don't you? Judging from her past record, she would be a truly horrible President, just as she has been a horrible Senator and Secretary of State. The destruction she could cause in a four-year term as president could very well be irreversible.

But, that doesn't mean she is useless. We finally figured out something that Hillary is good at! Introducing our Hillary Toilet Paper. Now you can tell your liberal friends that you proudly hang a picture of Hillary Clinton in your home! Or more specifically, in your bathroom.

Printed throughout the entire roll and fully functional.

Don't forget to check out our Obama Toilet Paper too!

Sep 15 11:13

Police Murder 13yo Tyree King Merely for Pulling an Identical Replica Gun on Them

Another innocent boy has been murdered by police in cold blood merely for pulling an identical replica gun on them.

Apparently, the 13-year-old boy was suspected of robbing people in Columbus, Ohio with what police and his victims should have known was just a harmless BB gun -- with a laser sight on it.

Sep 15 10:32

FBI’s Comey: Twitter fuels MEME’S & PHOTOS

Sep 15 08:33

CLINTON FOUNDATION / CLINTON CASH MEMES & PHOTOS FROM TWITTER

Sep 15 08:12

HILLARY’S HEALTH RECORDS RELEASED !!!

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