*hyperlinks/videos live at source*
(Satire) In an extraordinarily high-tech conference room, a wall of high-definition screens show six faces: Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, W. Bush, and GHW Bush; each about 4 feet by 3 feet in a large connected rectangle going clockwise from the top-left position. The room is dark. A male is alone in the conference room; a “Black Hat handler.” Different from the first two Skype calls (one, two), the handler is visibly tired from over-work. (full adult language)
Black hat: We need to brief you on another possible endgame for our victory. Evolving events have us preparing different moves. As always, your role is to speak as you’re told.
(pauses to check faces for understanding, stops at W in exasperation for ongoing lack of focus) W, are you… texting?
W: (looking up) Oh, sorry, no. I’m painting.