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Jan 20 08:21

Time To Say Goodbye (to Obama) parody HILARIOUS

Time To Say Goodbye (to Obama) parody HILARIOUS

Jan 19 17:22

Time To Say Goodbye

Jan 18 20:39

Rand Paul: "The Dems Are Gonna Cry, Cry, Cry, They're Gonna Whine, Whine, Whine" (Video)

Rand Paul talks about repealing Obamacare and how he plans to deal with it. "..SOME of the penalties are going to be gotten rid of... It's kinda complicated... I think it's going to be done gradually,.. it's gonna gradually go away over a couple year period."

Jan 18 12:37

TODAY’S TOON ~~ DOUBLE STANDARDS FOR SYRIA AND YEMEN

Jan 18 09:05

Gun Owners Vs. Social Justice Warriors

Jan 17 12:57

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE INAUGURATION…

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE INAUGURATION:

‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The Deplorable masses had come out in force
Delivered a victory that would chart a new course

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes
The media had lied to them . . . ‘What a great surprise
They had been promised a blowout a criminal Hillary win
But instead ole criminal Hillary took one right on the chin

From all corners celebrities took their far left cue ...

Jan 17 12:44

Flashback 2015: President Trump Calls Senator John McCain A Loser

The interviewer manically protests "he's a war hero! he's a war hero! He's a war hero! He spent five and a half years in a POW camp!" to which Trump scoffs and says sarcastically "He's not a war hero," then adds "he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell ya." Trump hilariously continues, "McCain graduated last in his class at Annapolis. Nobody knows that."

Jan 17 08:56

Unite for Famous People

Jan 16 10:30

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 14, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Jan 16 08:59

Tim Allen - Precious Snowflake [Politically Correct America]

Jan 16 07:09

DELETE IT - BEAT IT by MICHAEL JACKSON (PARODY)

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The Clinton Foundation is ending the Clinton Global Initiative (donations seem to have stopped with Hillary's loss) and the shredding machines are on overdrive! :)

Jan 13 15:43

Aggressive Wal-Mart Goon Demands My Reciept, Again

You know what really gets me though? One of my biggest pet peeves- When they have an aggressive guy who stands at the door and acts as if he can demand to see your receipt before you leave. Here's the thing. In America, we have the 4th Amendment. Even a cop can't walk up to you, block your path and demand "SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS! EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!" So some smarmy Wal-Mart employee certainly has no authority to demand ##@@ from me any more than a cop or a homeless derelict would. I've dealt with this at Wal-Mart many times, most recently on Christmas eve.

Jan 13 11:02

HILARIOUS Satire Vid From A Weepy 'Liberal Larry' on Guns: "It's A Violent Piece Of Metal! Ban All Guns Now!"

'Liberal Larry' has a message for the evil gun that snuck on an airplane in Alaska and killed all those people in Florida.

Jan 11 09:29

“I Did Give Donald Trump a Golden Shower … He Liked It Very Much”

Forbes confirmed in 2013 that the speaker in the video, Dino Rachiele, is in the business of selling “custom-made sinks”. He specializes in high-end metal fixtures.

So maybe the media and intelligence services just got confused about the type of “golden shower” Trump enjoys?

Jan 11 08:08

Mr. Breathed gets it!

Jan 11 07:57

JEFF FOXWORTHY HUMILIATES OBAMA So Badly The Whole Damn INTERNET GOES WILD!

Jan 09 11:30

Last Chance To Submit Comments About 'John In Barbados' Before His Friends Do The Memorial Tribute!

John's friends are just about set to do their memorial tribute to him this week, so if you haven't submitted your condolances, memories, laughs or well-wishes, please do so soon, in writing, audio or video and submit it to this page. They will read it on air & include it in the MP3 podcast for everyone to download and listen at your leisure. I'm looking forward to comments from other regular callers such as Dustin in NJ, Peter in CA, Moe in FL, Mark in NJ, John in Rancho Cucamonga, Matheus in Canada, Ryan in Japan, etc. & of course Mike & Claire! Sorry if I'm forgetting anyone but let's do it! John's wife and daughter wrote in that they were very touched and impressed with the number of folks who loved him. They had no idea there were so many. Let's give him a nice sendoff this week. :-)

Jan 09 07:47

Save the snowflakes!

Jan 09 07:08

My Work Here Is Done

Jan 09 06:57

Oregon rancher receives government request to survey his property – read his brilliant response

Recently, Oregon ranchers Larry and Amanda Anderson received a letter by the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife asking for permission to survey their land in order to track a nearly endangered species. The letter requested use of the landowners’ creek to document the amphibian life represented, specifically the foothill yellow-legged frog which is noted to have recently declined in population. If the Anderson’s agreed to give the department access, they were ensured as being responsible for “the conservation of this important species.”

But the Andersons weren’t exactly interested and noticed an opportunity to turn the tables on the request and apply a little “Golden Rule” justice, or at least doing unto the government as is so often done unto them.

The Andersons constructed one of the best come-back letters of all time. The only way to truly appreciate it is to read it in its entirety:

Jan 07 12:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 7, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Jan 06 13:07

PUTIN RELEASES LIST OF RUSSIAN SPIES WHO INFLUENCED US ELECTIONS

Jan 05 11:02

Scientists Model Spread of Zombie Apocalypse: “Just 100 Survivors Remain Uninfected After 100 Days”

A zombie apocalypse? Really? From these people?

Apparently, the possibility is real enough that scientists have calculated and modeled the frightening rapidity with which humanity would be culled by such a disaster. And for that matter, you could add an EMP, a massive seismic event, or even a hacking event.

Read more at SHTF

Jan 03 20:25

1967 vs. 2010

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2010 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.........

Jan 03 10:34

Mariah Carey’s voice box was hacked by the Russians! (satire)

In addition to hacking the 2016 election, the Russians also hacked Mariah Carey’s voice on New Year’s Eve, causing her to be unable to sing. Amazingly, they also hacked the real-time music track to make it seem like she was somehow still singing. Wow. The Russians are really good hackers.

Carey’s New Year’s Eve performance disaster wasn’t a “lip sync” fail, it turns out: It was the Russians!

I know this because the Washington Post just reported it. In a headline that has since been revised, the WashPost first reported, “Mariah Carey’s lips penetrated by Russian hackers.”

The source for their story was an “unnamed intelligence source with firsthand knowledge of oral penetrations.”

Jan 02 14:19

Conservative Black Minister Cross-Examines Jewish Rabbi About 'Racism'

In this must-see clip, Conservative author and Christian minister Jesse Lee Peterson interviews Rabbi David Wolpe, Senior Rabbi of Sinai Temple in Los Angeles. Jesse is so straightforward and unabashed in his line of questioning that it feels a little bit uncomfortable and confrontational. At first the rabbi tries to convince Jesse that whites are racist against black people, a point which Jesse vehemently denies. "You just made a statement about white people that isn't true," he tells the rabbi. "It doesn't exist." The rabbi gets visibly agitated, and they argue back and forth. Jesse then launches another stream of shocking, rapid-fire questions:
•"Are you racist?"
•"Are there Jewish people who are racist against white people?"
•"Are there white people who are racist against Jewish people?"
•"Were Nazis white people? And why were they mad at the Jews?"

Dec 31 11:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NEW YEAR SPECIAL: DECEMBER 31, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Dec 29 18:27

Some Holy-day Musings: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Episode 1


Published on Feb 13, 2014BBC mini series video adaptation from BBC radio adaptation from Douglas Adams' science fiction (book) trilogy: The Hitcher's Guide to the Galaxy, Life the Universe and Everything and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Dec 29 09:01

Welcome To JohnInBarbados.com: A Tribute To The Legacy of John Marsh, The "Caribbean Critic."

Welcome to JohnInBarbados.com. This site was started by some of John's close friends who are greatly grieved over his sudden loss and want to ensure that John's legacy lives on. The purpose of this website is to bring John's friends and fans from across the world together in a social, educational, and memorial tribute platform. We will continue John's legacy of social interaction and intellectual discourse among those who knew, loved, and want to remember John. John's friends will be having a memorial radio broadcast next week, and are inviting submissions to be included in the show. Do you have a story, comment, audio or video file about John that you'd like to share? Or just a memory of him, or what he meant to you? Did the man whom you only knew from a radio show a few minutes each day have an effect on you? Why? Please contact us and share your thoughts. All of the submissions, whether written or audio, will be included in the live show, which will also be a call-in program.

Dec 27 08:15

RUSSIAN INTERVENTION EXPOSED

Did the Russians really rig the 2016 US election? You bet they did!

Secret documents recently discovered in a bin behind a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store reveal for the first time the devious extent of Russian interference. These plans were decades in the making.

Read on, as never-before-seen communiques between Russian agents Sergei Potrov and Dimitri Bienko outline the wicked plot – beginning in 1947, on the day of Hillary Clinton’s birth:

Dec 26 20:01

Al Qaeda xmas album

Dec 25 12:47

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 24, 2016

May every one of you have a refreshing and refueling time with your loved ones. We all have much more to celebrate than we usually realize and this is the time to celebrate family and friends, in whatever fashion you wish. Just make it good and make it loving. And be grateful that we are even HERE this Christmas! After all both the Pope and the Queen told us that 2015 was, more or less, our last Christmas....

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!

Dec 25 11:15

Santa’s cRaZy 2017 Survival Plan

I know it’s Christmas and you probably have a million things to do (I do too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who showed up at my door today.

He was short, about 4 feet tall.

He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.

And even stranger, he had pointy ears.

I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa! Whoa…

Apparently, Santa is getting concerned about the economic situation, and he was wondering how he might survive if things continue to go downhill. After all, he still wants to be able to deliver toys, but if he goes big, round belly-up over the course of the year, then he won’t be able to fulfill the wishes of children next Christmas.

So he wanted my advice.

Dec 25 09:32

South Park - Safe Space - "In My Safe Space"

Dec 25 05:31

Fired Philly's 'Pistachio Girl' Rejects Political Correctness With A Vengeance, Crooning New Christmas Tune 'Donald Baby'

26-year-old Emily Youcis has now gone full-bore into the 'alt-right,' scoring a gig with Red Ice Radio and releasing a new parody song which is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended snowflakes. She actually has a pretty good voice.

Dec 22 07:55

Hillary Actually - SNL

Dec 21 08:33

Democrats Unveil New Strategy Tool

Dec 21 07:18

Don't Israel My Pen!

Dec 20 12:24

A new Ministry of Truth will protect Germany from Russian Electoral Intervention [satire]

Since a clear definition of what is to be considered as truth is indispensable, in any evaluation of TRUTH, the federal government has decided to establish a Ministry of Truth. This Ministry will publish a daily report, which is to be regarded as official truth, and the report is to serve as guideline for all journalists, blogs, plus Twitter and Facebook users. Those who write negligently about things that are not in the report of the Ministry of Truth or venture to disagree with it, will be subject to 1-5 years imprisonment. According to data provided by Winston Smith, interim spokesman of the Ministry of Truth, Union Party chief Volker Kauder is to be first Minister of Truth, Anetta Kahane is to assist him with her Amadeu-Antonio Foundation as Secretary of State, being, as stasi spy, well-qualified to act as Germany's leading indictment expert with Facebook censorship...

Dec 20 06:44

Dont Israel my Juice!

Dec 19 10:47

A Message for Donald Trump to Unite For America

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A very funny re-edit of the Hollywood has-beens message to the electors.

Dec 19 09:41

Gutfeld: Celebrity has-beens' Trump hysteria backfires

Dec 18 04:00

Petitioning President Barack Obama To Get President-Elect Trump into Office sooner

A hilariously brilliant petition was launched on November 10th to get Barack Obama out of the white house as soon as possible. The official petition asks Obama and Joe Biden to step down early for an expeditious and smooth transition to the Trump presidency and to avoid the "lame duck" period.

Dec 17 19:22

We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump –
Verified account ?@realDonaldTrump
We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!
4:59 PM - 17 Dec 2016

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/810288321880555520

Here's a first, he's got a helluva sense of humor! LOL! ROFLMOA! :D

my reply:@realDonaldTrump Since most of the parts, especially the ICs and boards, were probably made in China, then let'm have it! ROFLMOA! :D

Dec 17 14:40

Revealed! Putin personally hacked DNC from surveillance aircraft with bear on board

Satellite images seen by a separate anonymous NASA whistleblower are believed to show Putin in the cockpit of the spy plane alongside his co-pilot Boris, a lifelike robotic bear which has been under secret development in the depths of Siberia and has been programmed to attack Putin’s enemies on command using a variety of lethal methods.

The NASA whistleblower did not provide journalists with photographic evidence, but the editors had a chat about it in their morning meeting and concluded that it’s probably still true.

Dec 17 12:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 17, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 16 15:32

Today on the TradCatKnight Radio: “Hillary, HackWars & RFID Chip” (Video)

Earlier today, the Voice of Reason from www.thelastgreatstand.com was a guest on TradCatKnight Radio, where Mike and Eric discussed a wide variety of issues, and the overall state of the nation as the country awaits Donald Trump taking his oath on Inauguration Day.

Among some of the topics covered are: Hillary, Obama, Trump, what’s in store for 2017?, RFID/Mark of the beast coming?, MSM is the fake news, the Zuckerberg and Soros crackdown on "fake news", Are Americans unrealistically overly optimistic?, Is an economic crash still coming?, Attacks on conservatives and Christians, Humanity’s uniting during the endgame, what is the biggest threat to America today?, the RUSSIA/USA HackWars, and more!

For your reference, some of the issues discussed during the interview that I've covered in previous posts are listed below for your convenience…

Dec 15 07:28

“I’M NOT SAYING IT’S RUSSIANS, BUT …”

Dec 13 16:07

Exactly One Year Ago, WRH Member Meets President Trump For The First Time: His Secret Service Agent Asked Me "Let's Not Get Everyone Riled Up, Mmm-Kay?"

Exactly one year ago I met President Trump for the first time! I had gotten a front row seat at the University of South Carolina. He had a Q & A with the state's attorney General. After the discussion, Trump was shaking hands. He shooks my hand, signed my bumper sticker, and then I told him about the undue influence of the Israeli lobby on our government, and asked him if he could do anything to stop it for us. Unfortunately my cellphone was full and it stopped recording at 45 seconds, right after I said "Mr. Trump." YOU CAN NEVER DREAM!!! HOW PISSSD I WAS!! (at myself) for screwing that up. So then I got out my other camera, and did this.

Dec 13 12:22

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ DAMN YOU AMERICA!

Dec 12 12:33

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years” - Dana Kamide

Dec 11 08:36

An Inconvenient Truth 2 (AL GORE Climate Change MOVIE) - Global Warming (2017 Documentary)

Dec 10 12:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 10, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 07 15:59

Whining Crying Rioting Hillary Millennial Theme Song - Dana Kamide

Dec 07 10:59

Donald & Hillary go fishing

Dec 04 08:56

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”

Dec 03 13:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 3, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 03 10:11

Democrats Define Insanity

Dec 02 23:19

:-) It's the most wonderful time in 8 years - song

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”
Enjoy!

Dec 02 11:55

Welcome Aboard Trump Flight 1600

Dec 01 15:54

It’s HORRIBLE! Trump is the president-elect and America is doomed! ~ Hilarious!

The gentleman’s name is Steve Mudflap McGrew. See his other YouTube videos here. I especially like his hot take on the “safety pin” baloney that libTARDS had promoted. He’s hilarious!

Nov 30 08:49

Dear President Putin

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Don’t let the Atlanticist Integrationists convince you that my exposure as a Russian agent is just a CIA ruse to plant an agent on you. My criticism of Washington’s policy of raising tensions between nuclear powers and support of your policy of reducing tensions is not spy cover. I really do prefer that the world not be blown up in thermo-nuclear war. This is a suspect view in the US, but I hope it is an acceptable one in Russia.

Looking forward to that passport.

Paul Craig Roberts

Webmaster addition: Me too! :)

Nov 29 15:29

Activist Post Admits To Being Russian Propaganda

It’s about time we admit it. Whoever’s behind PropOrNot figured us out. Putin is our homeboy.

A few years ago, after editing our free blog, we were riding horses with Vlad, shirtless, when he pleaded, “Will you help me stop Clinton from becoming president?”

“No problem.” we replied. “We’ll direct all of our friends in the fake news to help too.”

Images flashed through our mind of conspiring with Alex Jones and Ron Paul to determine the dank memes and clickbait headlines we’re going to weaponize.

Nov 29 09:45

We Are In Trouble Folks

An advanced classroom of election protesters undergoing survival training. In this portion they can be seen learning to overcome the difficulties of a can opener. Watch to the end and note the expressions on the faces of the students. These are some special cupcakes.

Nov 29 08:26

Welcome Aboard Trump Flight 1600

Nov 29 07:30

Trump, H. Clinton, Bush Sr., Obama Skype with ‘Black Hat handler’: ‘recount’ ‘election’ to Clinton? False flag ‘civil war’ to censor ‘fake news’ media? Russia in the cross-hairs of WW3?

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

This satire is based on the following objective and independently verifiable facts that point to hidden king-makers:

When Americans are told an election is defined by touching a computer screen without a countable receipt that can be verified, they are being told a criminal lie to allow election fraud. This is self-evident, but Princeton, Stanford, and the President of the American Statistical Association are among the leaders pointing to the obvious (and here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here). Again, no professional would/can argue an election is legitimate when there is nothing for anyone to count.

American’s trust for reliable information from Corporate Media steadily declines, with recent “news” that independent media (such as you’re reading here) is “fake news” in service to Russia.

Nov 28 20:37

[Pic] Buyer's Remorse?

Nov 26 12:56

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 26, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Nov 26 11:28

This Might Be The Best Thing Ever

A triggered Social Justice Warrior loses her mind as she contemplates a Trump presidency.

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Nov 26 09:43

Uniquely Talented: Only the Democrats Could Have Lost to Trump

A great uproar goes forth from the enemies of the Trump Beast, with much gnashing of hair and pulling of teeth. He will be a terrible President, they say, and they may well be right. There are ominous signs, particularly as regards foreign policy, and he seems radically incoherent and contradictory. Interestingly, his critics have no slight idea why he won. The reason is obvious: He won because everybody was campaigning for him, in particular the media, Hillary, Black Lives Matter, Obama, Democrats, and far leftists. Everybody worked for Trump. He couldn’t lose.

Nov 25 08:32

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ BLACK FRIDAY SUPER SALE

Nov 25 02:52

Giant Turkey Struts Around Wal-Mart Parking Lot

This was pretty darn funny. I don't think I'd ever seen a live turkey before. This was up near Napa Calif. There were a lot of turkeys just roaming around the city. They were pretty big and looked mean, like you wouldn't want to mess with them.

Nov 24 20:25

Make it Real or be Automatically Rendered False.

Dog Poet Transmitting.......

I was wondering what my job is. My job is not the corruption of the world. That is god's job. I am not concerned with whether Trump is corrupt. Of course he is. I'm very glad that Hillary did not get elected because that might have meant chaos down on the ground that I walk upon in an immediate fashion, in tandem with a hyper drive of strange sex lawmaking. With Trump there is some breathing space.

Nov 23 23:29

The Quacking of Ducks

Here’s the trouble.

Most people can’t read… and so, can’t think.

Not quite literally, perhaps. But, meaningfully. They have been taught – very deliberately – to be sloppy and fluid with words. A given word has a vague, constantly shifting meaning – that meaning transmitted and accepted by a kind of semi-conscious collective osmosis. You “get the drift” – and the word is henceforth used accordingly. It is not necessary to formally announce the new meaning. It just sort of happens.

Examples include liberal and fascist.

Nov 22 14:07

Comedian Tim Allen: 'Hollywood Is So Hypocritical About Trump...'

Some funny shit from Tim Allen on Hollywood liberals...

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Nov 22 10:00

We're Gonna Win, It's Almost Over, I Can See The Finish Line...

Sorry, can't spoil the surprise. Watch out Hillary...

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Nov 22 09:15

Trump Tells Japan PM A Really Funny Joke: "You'll Love This One."

"A pirate walks into a bar," said the President-elect cheerily to Shinzo Abe during his historic recent visit to Palace Trump....

Nov 22 00:02

GREY CHAMPION ASSUMES COMMAND (PART TWO)

Those hoping for the Trump presidency to somehow derail this Fourth Turning are delusional. Fourth Turnings never de-intensify. They build to a bloody crescendo, with the existing social order left in tatters and clear winners and losers. I think it is useful to describe this Fourth Turning in terms everyone should understand. J.R.R. Tolkien wrote his Lord of the Rings trilogy in the midst of the last Fourth Turning. It’s not a coincidence the heroic figure of Gandalf the Grey saves the day during the Battle of Helm’s Deep. He was the Grey Champion.

Nov 21 16:48

SNL MOCKS LIBERALS: 'Welcome To The Echo Chamber, A Closed Community For The Open-Minded'

Good skit. Saturday Night Live turns the satire on themselves, if only briefly.

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Nov 21 11:56

Millennial International: Sponsor a Millennial Today

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Bump to the top

Nov 20 13:05

Netanyahu to Tell Trump Not to Cancel Iran Nuclear Deal

Listen to this guy Donald. Those guys you appointed,not so much!

Israeli officials have told reporters that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is talking with his national security team on making plans for exactly what they’re going to demand President-elect Donald Trump do to Iran. Surprisingly, it’s not going to include killing the P5+1 nuclear deal.

Nov 20 12:19

Russian government spokesperson says 'the Jews' knew Donald Trump would win US election

Nope! Putin and Lavrov have not been fooled.

Russia’s foreign ministry spokeswoman has claimed “the Jews” knew Donald Trump would win the US election.

Maria Zakharova told a TV chat show in Russia that to gauge such political outcomes in the future, “don’t read the mainstream newspapers”.

“Our people in Brighton [Beach] will tell you everything,” she said, referring to a district of New York which is home to a large number of Jewish emigres from the former Soviet Union.

Putting on a mock-Jewish accent, the 40-year-old said Jewish people had told her: “‘Understand this – we'll donate to Clinton, of course. But we'll give the Republicans twice that amount.’

“That was it. The matter was settled for me, personally.”

Nov 17 16:21

A LETTER TO THE US FROM JOHN CLEESE

Another lib who has lost it. He just pissed off at least half the country.
You didn't give us our Independence John Cleese. We killed thousands of your Lobsterback Redcoats to get it.

To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Nov 17 10:15

BILL’S LATEST ‘CHEER UP’ MESSAGE TO HILLARY

Nov 16 10:42

THE LATEST POTUS ELECT POLITICALLY INCORRECT POTPOURRI

Nov 15 13:33

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar

Nov 15 12:06

Norm MacDonald Crushes Hillary and Bill Clinton (Compilation) SNL Weekend Update Cellar Crowd

Nov 15 08:58

REGULAR PEOPLE SUCK

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly! Funny…it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this crap wasn’t enough to deal with…now I don't know which restroom to use!

Nov 14 11:17

All Hillary wanted for Christmas was the White House ! You can't always get what you want !

Nov 13 09:15

WORLD’S BEST CARTOONISTS REACT TO TRUMP’S VICTORY

This is how the world’s best cartoonists are reacting to Trump’s victory

Nov 13 08:56

Come to the USA - Ray Stevens got it right

Come to the USA by Ray Stevens.

Let's hope that Donald Trump sees to it, that this changes and we can look at Steven's song as a nice historical reminder of just how stupid we were to allow this to go on for decades. But for right now, it's still going on.

Nov 13 05:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: POST ELECTION SPECIAL: NOVEMBER 12, 2016

Here is the latest from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Nov 11 21:54

Group that proposed Oregon secede from the union withdraws petition

And just like that, it was over. The two Oregonians who proposed a ballot measure asking Oregon to secede from the union have submitted paperwork to withdraw their petition.

Christian Trejbal, one of the petitioners, said over the phone Friday that the response to the proposed measure was not what he had hoped.

Nov 11 10:45

Epic rant: How sh1t have you got to be to lose to that (Trump) ??!

Epic rant by a British Trump opponent, Jonathan Pie, about who to blame for the epic loss of the Demo(c)rats on november 8th. Enjoy!
(warning: very harsh language, will cause PTSD in special snowflakes)

Nov 11 09:17

WHO LOST IN THIS ELECTION BESIDES HILLARY …

Nov 11 05:06

Donald Trump wins! Congratulations from Russia!


And thank you, Americans, from Europe, for defeating the evil witch. You averted a worldwar that would have devastated Europe too. THANKS!

Nov 10 12:52

Butt-Hurt Crying Hillary Voters Compilation

Nov 10 05:56

Meanwhile, From Canada...

“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"

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Nov 08 09:38

TWO VIEWS OF THE POST ELECTION WHITE HOUSE ~~ INSIDE AND OUT

Nov 08 08:06

Future45 TV Spot, 'The Clintons'

Nov 07 16:48

Anthony Weiner limiricks

There once was a congressman named Weiner, who had a perverted demeanor. He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.

another:
There once was a democrat named Anthony Weiner
Who tweeted with girls barely older than tweeners
He sexted a photo of his little man junk
then tried to claim the whole thing was bunk
Alas his old lady Huma found his story full of lies
and in her grief ran back to Hillary’s thighs

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Nov 06 23:09

(Not) Keeping Up with the Cardassians: The Regime's Failed Show Trial in Portland

Cardassia is a fictional planet in the Star Trek universe ruled by a totalitarian state with a court system quite similar to our own. Trials on Cardassia do not to examine the charges against the accused since a guilty verdict is foreordained.

The federal conspiracy trial of Ammon and Ryan Bundy and five of their associates was supposed to follow the Cardassian script – but the prosecutors lost the plot when they encountered defendants they couldn’t bluff or bully, defense attorneys who conscientiously represented their clients, and a jury that demanded actual proof of the charges being considered.

Decades ago, at the depth of Stalin-era tyranny, Soviet procurators were admonished to pursue a one hundred percent conviction rate.

Given that roughly one in 212 defendants in federal trials wins an acquittal, it’s clear that the contemporary US system has come much closer to achieving Stalin’s ambition that its Soviet antecedent ever did.

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Nov 06 16:52

Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course

Do you need to read those wikileaks emails really fast! Do you need to up your comprehension? Then The Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course is for you.

Nov 06 08:54

George Carlin - The Rothschilds Control America

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Relevant today.

Nov 06 06:05

Bush Sr. & W, Bill Clinton, Obama Skype with ‘Black Hat handler’ to avoid public discovery of .01% Crimes Against Humanity, looting, pedophilia

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

(Satire): In an extraordinarily high-tech conference room, a wall of high-definition screens show four faces: George Bush, Sr., George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama; each about 4 feet by 3 feet in a large connected rectangle going clockwise from the top-left position. The room is dark. A male is alone in the conference room; a “Black Hat handler.” (full adult language)

Black Hat: I recommend your closest attention and obedience, because we are quite willing to sacrifice all of you.

Sr.: Fuck you. We all have dead-man switches to expose you if we go down. We’re in this together.

W: Yeah! And we’re not talking about our “switches” being dead no matter how cute and young the boys and girls are at Epstein and pedophile parties! (and here)

Black: Fools, silence! We’re trying to help you!

Nov 05 12:54

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 5, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!

Nov 05 11:42

Ask Not When You Can Grab Her.....

Warning: Kinda sorta lewd, salacious, and the like. But since it's been discussed to death everywhere, and I used a phonetic variant, I think it's OK. I feel the pic of Trump goes well with it also, that expression. I know I'm going to burn in hell, forever and ever, but I was already going to, so, there's that. but, ROTFL! Even females on my FB page liked this.

Nov 05 10:28

Uneven Wear

Nov 03 20:43

Imagine ... song versionout of Australia

Imagine ... there is no Islam

Nov 03 08:05

Welcome to the Islamic State of Germany - Book Your Trip Today! | Secure America Now

Nov 03 01:23

Space Kook takes on Hillary

Nov 02 23:02

Doug Casey: A Civil War Could Be in the Cards After the Election

Interesting and funny stuff From Doug Casey

Nick Giambruno: The US presidential election is only days away. What are the country’s greatest problems right now?

Doug Casey: Domestically, I'd say the continual and accelerating loss of freedom, compounded by the prospect of what I suspect will be the biggest financial/economic crisis of modern times.

Both candidates, Trump and Clinton, are disastrous.

However, if forced to choose between the two candidates, I would definitely go for Trump, simply because he’s something of an outsider. The media, Hollywood, academia, and the Establishment hate him. And I believe he hates them. If elected, he will likely overturn a lot of apple carts in Washington and break a lot of rice bowls of people who live off the Deep State. That would be an excellent thing.

Nov 02 20:57

“If He Had Any Balls” He’d Tell #NoDAPL Protesters “To Go Home” Standing Rock Tribal Leader Says of Archambault

Robert Fool Bear Sr. is a member of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe. In fact, he’s a tribal leader, serving as the district chairman of Cannon Ball, the tribal community located just a few miles from the often unlawful and sometimes violent protests against the Dakota Access Pipeline.

He says not everybody at Standing Rock is in support of the protests.

Fool Bear has had it with the protesters. He says that more than two years ago, when members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe could have attended hearings to make their concerns known, they didn’t care. Now, suddenly, the crowds are out of control, and he fears it’s just a matter of time before someone gets seriously hurt.
Go down to the camps, he says, and you won’t see many Standing Rock Sioux.
“It irks me. People are here from all over the world,” he says. “If they could come from other planets, I think they would.”

Nov 02 16:35

The Clintons? Hillary got rich, Bill got laid, republican virtue got screwed.

The Clintons? Hillary got rich, Bill got laid, republican virtue got screwed. Like the sickly leaders of late-Soviet politburos, both appear older and feebler than their years: once the star performer of the double-act, Bill staggers around like the Blowjob of Dorian Gray; the life has all but literally been sucked out of him. His straight-woman, once the reliably stolid, stone-faced Margaret Dumont of his cigar-waggling routine, now has to be propped up on street bollards and fed lines by her medical staff. When she shuts down and she's out cold, who's driving the pantsuit? Huma? Cheryl? Podesta? Bill and Hillary have been consumed by their urges. America would be electing the Walking Dead, insatiable and fatal to the touch, but utterly hollow.

Nov 01 05:59

Comey Is Correct, Hillary's Panicking, Huma's a Grease Spot and Weinergate II Moves On

Lionel says only the undecided may be swayed by the latest proof of Hillary's criminality

Oct 31 14:37

Heh : Hillary Literally Became the Definition of ‘Pathological Lying’ on Google Yesterday

If you had happened to Google the term ‘pathological lying’ on Sunday evening, you would have been met with none other than the bright, smiling face of presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton. Before Wikipedia administrators put a temporary lock on the entry early Monday morning, the top Google result for the term was a link to the Wiki article displaying Clinton’s photo, along with the following quote defining pathological lying...

Oct 31 12:35

#savehuma

Oct 28 07:46

The Loosening Grip: A Beginner’s Guide to Death Throes

Oh good. The world reaches a crossroads, or probably a road off a cliff, just when I want to relax and watch gratuitous violence on the tube. To judge by the rapid drift of events aboard our planetary asylum, the talons of Washington and New York on the world’s throat are fast being pried a-loose. The Global American Imperium is dying. Or so it sure looks anyway.

I say talons of “New York and Washington” because America’s foreign policy, forged in those two cities, belongs entirely to them. Americans have no influence on it. Further, none of of what the Empire does abroad is of any benefit to Americans.

Oct 27 10:49

This Anti-Hillary Video is Going Massively Viral, Hillary Wants It Hidden!

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Oct 25 09:00

Fighting virtue signalers

Oct 25 03:30

Captain virtue signal

Oct 22 23:34

Debunking Hillary in 140 Characters PropagandaDebunker.ShameTheClintonShills() – WikiLeaks Podesta Emails

?This 140 character tweet has garnered some attention on Twitter, but despite the humor it is real code that will be used to debunk Hillary's shills. See below.

MSM Journalists (cough hacks) already outed as colluding with Clinton in the Podesta Emails keep claiming WikiLeaks is conspiring with Russia.

As proof they keep pointing out that RT keeps publishing the Podesta Emails before WikiLeaks tweets about them.
Here's 45 lines of code I will use to Tweet Batch 16 before anyone else.

Oct 22 11:28

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 23, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Oct 22 06:54

WHY Is Someone Trying To Fool Us With This Video Of Julian Assange?

The video is from 2012 but its pretending from Oct 21th.

This is how I know something bad is going on with wikileaks / Assange right now..

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