US: Significant slowing in growth momentum expected next year – ABN AMRO | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


US: Significant slowing in growth momentum expected next year – ABN AMRO

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z00mcopterdown

of course.

1. the planet has gone anal, where they figured it's better to sodomize than to fuck, regardless of sex, now it all ends up in the shitter.
2. due to (1) above, no more "flexing the muscle", no more "showing off" allowed.
3. due to (1) and (2) above, it's all gone meek. Mine all remaining beautiful remote places to make little poofter batteries to power anal plugs on wheels.
4. due to (1,2,3) above, no more oil is needed, we can all drive around in poofter-mobiles equipped with anal plugs on the seats. In fact this is all the noise they will be allowed to make make "brrrrrrrrrrr".
5. due to (1,2,3,4) above, we all wear pink from now on, and all t-shirts and pants 5 sizes under normal. XXL is the same as SS 5 years ago.
6. we all expect everything stinky, slimy, and for free now, it's the new anus rule.
7. inevitably, humanity is replaced with the "new you" who finds itself on top of the shitpile, alone, and says "finally".

....
enter the neocene.

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