What follows is every lie about Neil Gorsuch you’re going to see from the dishonest media, all aggregated for brevity. Once you read this list, you no longer need to watch CNN or read the New York Times. (Then again, who does anyway?)
Neil Gorsuch kicks little puppies and cooks ants with a magnifying glass.
When Neil Gorsuch visits the home of a blind person, he moves the furniture around.
Neil Gorsuch is so racist that when he solves a Rubik’s Cube, he finishes the WHITE side first (and says the “colored sides” don’t matter).
When Girl Scouts knock on his door to sell him cookies, Neil Gorsuch dons a hockey mask and threatens them with an axe. (I know, it’s mean, right? Who would even do that?)
Remember when Mitt Romney drove around with a dog on the roof of his car? Neil Gorsuch put it there.