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Sep 21 10:22

YOU HAVE TO BE IN AWE OF REDNECK ENGINEERING (20 PHOTOS)

Rednecks have never gotten enough credit for their inventions and contributions to the engineering world. Their prototypes may be crude at first glance, but there’s a nugget of moonshine soaked genius in there somewhere.

Get ready, ya’ll, the greatest examples of redneck engineering are coming at ya.

Sep 21 09:17

SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS

Sep 21 08:41

Morgan Freeman Declares War On Penguins

Sep 20 06:56

The Daily Show’s Perfect Response Took Trump Down Hard For His Childish UN Speech

The Daily Show had the perfect response to Trump’s UN speech. They put out a video framing Trump as a troubled seven-year-old boy who was allowed to address the UN.
(*Video at source)
The video, even though it was a parody, perfectly captured the tone of Trump’s speech to the UN. Trump is the grown man-child who desperately wants to prove that he belongs with the adults, but can’t save himself from his own childish outbursts.

Sep 19 19:32

Star Trek: TOS Errand of Mercy

We need some of these guys.

The Organians: "super-evolved" and completely pacifistic.

Sep 18 13:57

7 Best Video Sites, YouTube Alternatives

YouTube is the biggest video sharing website in the world, no doubt about that, but It isn’t the only place to upload and watch videos online, there are other good options too which often gets ignored because YouTube takes a huge chunk of share when it comes to online publishing and broadcasting of videos.

Looking at the options, here are some of the best video sites like YouTube, where you can either upload or watch videos, check them out.

Sep 17 22:19

Put the Wall in the Right Place

“Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute – not much to recommend them”—Charley Reese

Let’s take up a private collection (if the Red Cross can do it, we can do it) for the building a wall around Washington. Let’s keep those rats and visceral swine locked inside their own debased pool of greed and narcissism. It is never going to be “drained,” so let’s just contain it. Let them die in their own metaphysical defecation.

Sep 17 12:11

This Hilarious Retweet From President Trump Has Liberals Completely Freaking Out

If there’s one thing we know about President Donald Trump it’s that he is probably the most transparent President in history insofar as sharing his personal views is concerned. If he’s thinking it, then there’s often a chance that the rest of the country will soon know about it via his social media sites. Of course, his off-the-cuff remarks are often a bit too controversial for his detractors to handle, and a recent Retweet of a meme he happened across online and shared with his 38.5 million followers is no exception:

Sep 16 08:55

Monty Python - Politicians: An Apology

Sep 15 13:33

CNN Host ENDS Segment After Panelist States Love Of ‘First Amendment And Boobs’

CNN’s Brooke Baldwin ended a segment Friday after a panelist expressed his love for the “First Amendment and boobs.” -- “I’m a first amendment absolutist and believe in two things completely — the First Amendment and boobs,” Fox Sports Radio’s Clay Travis said.

Sep 13 10:23

video -- A Save The Snowflakes PSA

Feelings Matter Brigade:

Sep 12 14:21

NEW GARRISON: "Bookends"

Bll and Hill "Bookends"

Sep 08 08:25

Amazing: George Carlin speaks trump and 2016 ( way before )

George Carlin right up to date in his presentations.
Collection of 12 minutes of several of his 'rants'. Listen to the whole 12 minutes.
This man really had his finger on not just current events several years ago but on what's up today - quite amazing.

Sep 08 08:10

How Kim Jong-un would escape in caves if a nuclear war occurs

This is a really cheesy story focusing on how Kim Jong-un and his favorite stash of Swiss Cheese will be very difficult for the US to take out.

NORTH Korean dictator Kim Jong-un will escape to a vast complex of underground tunnels if a nuclear war breaks out — with a huge supply of his favourite cheese.

Aiden Foster-Carter, an expert on North Korea and honorary senior research fellow in Sociology and Modern Korea at Leeds University, said that Kim Jong un is unlikely to go without his favourite treats in the event of war.

He added that the dictator had to retreat from public life after eating too much Emmental cheese after receiving a huge shipment of it from Switzerland.

When asked about whether Kim will stockpile his favourite cheese, he added: “I’m sure that wherever he goes he’ll be provided for.”

Sep 05 20:13

Trump Steals Food from Black Kid

Aug 29 09:21

THE KOREAN CRISIS IN TOONS

Aug 28 09:30

Beer production returns to Syria with opening of $16mn brewery (VIDEO)

This is for all you beer drinkers (Me Included). Our government supports the guys who blow up Breweries. BAD! BAD! BAD! The Russians and Iranians support the guys who like to make Beer! GOOD! And they are going to make Pilsner lager! Triple GOOD!

Syria’s beer production industry is being resurrected with the opening of a $16 million brewery which plans to produce an impressive 15 million litres the product each year

The Aradoz Beer Factory opened in Syria’s north west coastal city of Safita and is the work of two Syrian expats living in the Czech Republic. It represents the first mass-produced domestic beer since the civil war halted production of the country’s only two brands.

Aug 27 16:39

Hawk takes shelter from Hurricane Harvey and refuses to leave taxi

Published on Aug 27, 2017

A man filmed the moment a hawk wouldn't budge from his taxi cab as Hurricane Harvey barreled towards Texas.

Aug 26 16:46

2-minute satire video: Call 976-FLS-FLAG; full documentation of factual reality

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

hat tip: Gary King

The Cheverly Brothers' artistic and brilliant two minutes:

You Won’t Fool Me

(to the tune of Let It Be Me)

I hate the tragic error

That flows from false-flag terror

You might fool millions, but you won’t fool me.

On air we see and hear it

The mindless martial spirit

That you’ve engendered, but never in me.

Your dastardly plotting

Is so vile and rotten

We’ve almost forgotten how real life should be.

So let experience school us

Next time you try to fool us

You’ll meet resistance from millions like me

Your dastardly plotting

Is so vile and rotten

We’ve almost forgotten how real life should be

So let experience school us

Next time you try to fool us

You’ll meet resistance from millions like me

David Martin; performed by the Cheverly Brothers as 976-FLS-FLAG.

Home page Poetry Poetry Archive 15 Contact

Aug 26 09:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 26, 2017

Aug 25 13:16

Antifa! Today's Laugh-All-Day in under 12 Seconds

Wait for it . . . .

Aug 20 23:01

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 19, 2017

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 19, 2017
What a week this has been! That is all I have to say at the moment. It will be a miracle if I manage to complete this post tonight. Computer problems proliferate. Every time I type a word the screen flashes white. The techie just came and went (at 10 pm.!) and has temporarily fixed my pc so I can get this out. For awhile I thought the Hard Drive was gone. Anyhow, I will just comment as I go along here. This is rather harsh on the eyes.

http://snippits-and-slappits.blogspot.com/

Try this one!

Aug 20 08:41

Say NO to Pyramids

Turkey, Russia and Iran are cooperating to establish lasting truce in Syria, Turkish Prime Minister Binali Yildirim said on Sunday.

Aug 19 08:11

Dr. Steve Pieczenik - Why We Are NOT Going To Civil War - 2017

Published on Aug 16, 2017

Charlottesville was a manufactured false flag event in order to raise tensions and lead to more situations giving the State further license to enact marital law.
Pieczenik and Rivero are right.

Aug 17 15:16

Socrates discusses death of democracy, hubris of empire, devolution to civil war. ‘We the People’ of the US’ choice: follow that path OR demand .01% arrests for OBVIOUS crimes of war, looting, lying

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“The strong do what power allows. The weak accept what they must.” – Athenian 415 BC envoy to the small government of Melos, with the offer to either join Athens’ empire with paying them tribute, or have all men executed, and everyone else sold into slavery. Melos politely declined Athens’ offer. Athens attacked, did exactly what they threatened, and resettled the emptied island with 500 Athenian colonists. – Melian Dialogue of Socrates’ contemporary historian, Thucydides.

language warning: Socrates and I speak in the same direct language that caused his execution for “corrupting the young.”

With potential threat of US civil war, perhaps staged by .01% oligarchs fearing their discovery and arrests, let's consider Socrates' analysis to a similar challenge. He explains from my 2016 "interview" with him:

Carl: Socrates! Welcome back!

Aug 15 15:34

Honest Government Advert - Visit Hawai'i

Aug 12 07:52

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 12, 2017

Aug 10 09:16

OH! JEEZ!: 'Lynch' removed from name of two Centennial schools

Oregon has lost it.

PORTLAND, Ore. -- The Centennial School Board voted to change the names of three elementary schools in the district Wednesday night over concerns of offensive language.

The change will remove the name "Lynch" from two schools.

Lynch Wood and Lynch Meadows elementary schools will be known temporarily as Wood Elementary and Meadows Elementary, pending new names for both schools. Lynch View Elementary will be permanently changed to Patrick Lynch Elementary school.

Aug 10 07:06

Drugs are bad m'kay (80 Pics)

Aug 09 11:53

IMAGE FOR THE DAY ~~ TRUMP’S LATEST FACE OFF

“They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen,” President Trump said after North Korea threatened “physical action” against new United Nations sanctions.

North Korea later said it was considering a strike that would create “an enveloping fire” around Guam, a U.S. territory and home to a key Air Force base.

Aug 08 09:24

So God Made A Liberal...

Aug 05 08:19

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 5, 2017

Aug 04 21:46

Milk-Bar Clausewitzes, Bean Curd Napoleons: In the Reign of Kaiser Don

Political Science from Fred On Everything!

Why do those inadequate little men in Washington and New York dream of new wars? Because the empire is near a tipping point.

Washington must either either start a war in Korea, or gets faced down by the North, its carriers ignored, its bombers “sending signals” and making “shows of force” without result. For the empire this is a loss of face and credibility, and an example to others that America can be challenged.

Aug 03 09:57

The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This is actually the safety video shown when you fly Air New Zealand. Gotta love those Kiwis!!

Aug 03 08:27

The Problem with Trump Is Voters Elected the Wrong President

by Stephen Lendman (stephenlendman.org – Home – Stephen Lendman)

He was supposed to lose, not win. Hillary claimed it was her turn. It was time to break the glass ceiling and elect a woman as president.

Besides, she claimed, she had lots of experience as first lady/co-president with husband Bill, US senator and secretary of state.

She ignored her deplorable political record only a despot, imperial warrior, and Wall Street crook would admire.

Media scoundrels supported her overwhelmingly, operating as virtual press agents, not journalists, instructing voters on who to back.

Aug 01 09:11

Honest Government Advert - HealthCare

Aug 01 08:08

PHOTO OF THE DAY ~~ TRUMP ON THE WALL

It was bound to happen. A guerrilla graffiti artist painted an image of Donald Trump on Israel’s separation wall inside of the West Bank city of Bethlehem in the early morning hours Monday, mocking the president’s repeated statements on his intention to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Jul 31 10:38

WHO SAYS THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM?

It has been found.

Jul 31 09:28

You've Gotta Love Millennials - Micah Tyler

Jul 30 09:23

JOHN MCCAIN: ONCE A TRAITOR, ALWAYS A TRAITOR

Jul 29 09:45

Man Sends Audition Tape To Globalists To Be Crisis Actor in Next False Flag- Hilarious Satire Skit

Jul 29 09:14

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 29, 2017

Jul 28 09:21

RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA …

Jul 26 09:50

A Media Primer on the Art of Writing Russian Scare Stories

Over the past couple of years we in the media have, by and large, risen to the challenge and the need for publishing a good variety of Russian scare stories. That is all well and good, but it is my belief that unless we continue to publish pieces which adhere to the same journalistic standards, the narrative we have been working so hard to maintain might be lost and the general public might begin to suspect that we’ve been taking them for a ride. That won’t do, of course, and so in the interests of keeping the narrative flowing, here is a basic primer on the art of writing Russian scare stories for public consumption

Jul 26 09:07

TOON OF THE DAY ~~ 3 EASY WAYS TO ESCALATE TENSION IN JERUSALEM

Jul 23 08:39

VIDEO OF THE WEEK ~~ TRUMP’S GOT TALENT

Jul 22 08:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 22, 2017

Jul 19 09:30

EPIC PHOTOSHOP TROLLS (51 PICS)

Jul 18 09:51

ECLECTIC EUROPEAN MEMES (17 PICS)

Jul 16 04:12

‘Almost an embarrassment being an American citizen’: JPMorgan’s Dimon

Poor little Jamie's been triggered.

Jul 15 13:18

Walmart shopper catches large snake in parking lot

This lady knows high quality protein when she sees it and what a deal.

July 13 (UPI) -- An Oklahoma woman who spotted a large snake slithering around the parking lot of her local Walmart didn't wait for authorities -- she grabbed the serpent herself.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/26/Police-round-up-40-snakes-dumpe...

Jul 14 03:45

Flashback: What the Wrigley Field concession menu looked like in 1970

You could get three hot dogs for just over a dollar! A beer for 50 cents! The real steal on here is autographed baseballs for only $3!
Note: Some good pictures of Wrigley Field and Ernie Banks

Jul 13 13:10

The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.
George Orwell

All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell ......

Jul 10 09:25

SPOTLIGHTS ON ANGELA MERKEL

Back in history … lessons from her teacher

Jul 10 02:46

Scott Adams: People Who Can’t Recognize Humor (literally)

One of the most mind-boggling discoveries I made while becoming a professional humorist is that a large segment of the general public has no sense of humor. I mean that literally, in the same way that some people can’t tell the difference between good wine and bad, and some people are tone deaf. Humor appreciation is like every other human capacity. Some have it, some don’t.

My best estimate is that about a third of the public don’t possess the capacity to even recognize humor when they see it . . . .

Jul 09 08:50

We Fixed UN's Migration Propaganda Video

Jul 08 16:25

Did CNN Blackmail the Wrong Guy? Meme Trump Tweeted Wasn't the HanAssholeSolo Version

This is priceless.

CNN is being ripped apart on Reddit. Reddit sub-editors are banning links to CNN

and the Trolls are working hard :)

The Meme Wars have begun.

Jul 07 10:25

BREAKING : THE WWE TRUMP VS CNN SMACKDOWN GIF CREATOR FORMALLY APOLOGIZES TO CNN ON CAMERA!

Jul 06 12:46

New Ben Garrison: "Hitting the Hornet's Nest"

Ben Garrison Cartoons - HOME
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Jul 05 17:30

Trump vs Media

Jul 05 11:18

The Trump Swing

Jul 05 08:45

MIDWEEK TOONS ~~ ISRAEL’S ROLE IN SYRIA

Jul 04 09:24

FOR THE 4th ~~ PUERTO RICAN PARODY

Jul 04 09:08

New Trump vs CNN WWE footage

Jul 03 12:42

President Trump tweets video of him bodyslamming CNN

Jul 01 09:40

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 1, 2017

Jun 30 08:28

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ ‘AND JESUS WEPT’ …

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ ‘AND JESUS WEPT’ …

Jun 27 16:53

Man pleads guilty to attempted murder in Las Vegas mannequin attack

WTF........! You gotta read the story! He must have thought he was Thor.

Updated June 27, 2017 - 3:03 pm

A 30-year-old man pleaded guilty to attempted murder Tuesday in an unusual case involving a hammer attack on a mannequin in downtown Las Vegas.

Shane Schindler is expected to receive a sentence of eight to 20 years behind bars.

Jun 24 08:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 24, 2017

Jun 23 09:55

Smoking Gun Proof that Russia Hacked the Entire World

As shown below, the allegations that Russia has been hacking the entire world have been thoroughly vetted and verified.

Jun 22 14:56

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Jun 22 10:28

FLASHBACK - I was offended - steve hughes

Jun 20 11:46

Proof That Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Jun 17 08:50

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 17, 2017

Jun 16 20:49

Teacher accused of having threesome with student is found not guilty

File this under sexism:
Male Teen Has Consensual Sex with Female Teen. He Gets 25 Years as Sex Offender, Banned from Internet.
http://www.rightnation.us/forums/index.php?showtopic=203628

Jun 14 01:59

‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT AFTER ANNOUNCING BID FOR CONGRESS - HOAX ALERT!

Fake/satirical website “The Last Line of Defense” seems to have taken the turn from fake news to something dangerously close to full-on fraud with this article titled: "'Joe The Plumber' Dies In Freak Accident After Announcing Bid For Congress".

Jun 10 08:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 10, 2017

Jun 09 08:14

JAMES COMEY DAY AFTER SENATE HEARING TWITTER TRENDS – JUNE 9, 2017

Jun 08 12:23

Ex-FBI Director James Comey Could Have Been A National Hero

A Fantasy: James Comey Takes a Stand in the Clinton Case

Jun 08 07:20

JAMES COMEY TERTIFIES TODAY TWITTER TRENDS – JUNE 8, 2017

Jun 06 11:24

"Death By Political Correctness"

Jun 06 08:44

TUESDAY POLITICAL TRENDS ON TWITTER – JUNE 6, 2017

Jun 05 09:07

A NEW OPTION FOR HILLARY

Hillary phoned the president’s office shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary”, replied President Trump.

Jun 05 08:04

COVFEFE: Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed Faked Evidence

Jun 04 09:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 3, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Jun 03 08:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 3, 2017

Jun 03 07:15

KATHY GRIFFIN PRESS CONFERENCE TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [JUNE 3, 2017]

Jun 01 10:57

Awkward! State Dept Spokesman Freezes When Questioned About KSA "Democracy"

By Brandon Turbeville

Mark Toner and John Kirby are very happy men today. Their humiliating performances regarding the question of Syria are now no longer the most embarrassing moments for a State Department Spokesman over the last decade...

Jun 01 09:09

Trump-Phuc rekindle US-Vietnam warming trend

WTF! Sorry I had to put this one up just to see the Headline!

The Vietnamese government had much to celebrate after Prime Minister Nguyen Xuan Phuc met on Wednesday with US President Donald Trump in the White House. Business deals were signed and America appeared to offer Vietnam new strategic support in its defense against a perceived as expansionist China.

“The relationship between Vietnam and the United States has undergone significant upheavals in history, but today we have been able to become comprehensive partners,” Phuc said after his meeting with Trump.

Jun 01 08:31

WHAT'S HILLARY'S EXCUSE GOING TO BE TODAY?

THIS IS GOOD!

Jun 01 08:14

TRENDING HILLARY EXCUSES FOR ELECTION LOSS TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [JUNE 1, 2017]

May 31 08:05

KATHY GRIFFIN TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [MAY 31, 2017]

May 30 09:42

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ CNN PROVES TRUMP TIES IN RUSSIA

May 30 08:30

TRENDING POLITICAL TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [MAY 30, 2017]

May 28 07:49

SUNDAY POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES – MAY 28, 2017

May 27 20:32

ANTIFA Recruitment Video (Parody)

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