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Nov 17 16:36

Here's The Best Al Franken Groping Memes

Here's the top sixteen "Al Franken grope memes" from the good folks at 4Chan.

Nov 15 09:33

BEN GARRISON CARTOON | THE DC SWAMP

This is one of his best all-time works of art.

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Nov 13 15:55

In Other News: Naked People Terrorize Missouri Town

Several people went on a rampage in a small Missouri town that included barking like dogs, yelling, breaking into buildings and showering naked in soda water.

Nov 11 09:31

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 11, 2017

Nov 09 08:58

LATUFF’S ENTRY LOSES OUT IN IDF’S LOGO CONTEST

The IDF’s logo for Israel’s 70th year

IDF invited artists to submit entries for a new logo for Israel’s 70th anniversary

Carlos Latuff submitted the following (very fitting logo)

Nov 08 12:49

BEN GARRISON CARTOON | HILLARY THE RAT

New piece of political art from the great Ben Garrison.

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Nov 05 08:47

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Nov 04 08:43

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NOVEMBER 4, 2017

Nov 03 10:17

MEMES: DONNA BRAZILE THROWS HILLARY UNDER THE BUS !!!

Nov 02 08:37

Canada Pays Hush Money To Silence MKULTRA Victim's Daughter - #NewWorldNextWeek - corbettreport

Published on Nov 2, 2017Welcome to New World Next Week – the video series from Corbett Report and Media Monarchy that covers some of the most important developments in open source intelligence news. This week:

Oct 31 12:01

HILLARY HALLOWEEN CARTOON

This is near-perfection...

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Oct 31 08:44

BOO! …. TWICK OR TWEET

Oct 28 10:29

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 28, 2017

Oct 27 19:14

Marshfield man locked in beer cooler overnight drinks beer, arrested

MARSHFIELD (WAOW) -
A Marshfield man is behind bars after police say he was locked inside a beer cooler at a convenience store, had several drinks, and then fled.

According to the police report, Van Ert drank an 18 ounce bottle of Icehouse Beer and three cans of Four Loko. He also fell over a stack of 30 pack Busch Light Cans.

Oct 27 18:36

JFK Assassination Triggered More Than Kennedy’s Death

Author and journalist David Talbot has spent years examining and writing about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy and its connection to broader US politics. In his conversation with WhoWhatWhy’s Jeff Schechtman, he makes the case that the cynicism from decades of lies about JFK, Martin Luther King, Watergate, and many more seminal events in recent US history is to blame in part for the divisions and the distrust of government we are witnessing today.

Oct 26 12:23

Ben Garrison Cartoon | Wake Up, Jeff Sessions

New piece from Garrison.

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Oct 26 08:55

SAD BUT TRUE TOON OF THE DAY

Oct 24 10:26

ASSORTMENT OF TOONS FOR TOOSDAY

What does helping hurricane victims in Texas have to do with supporting Israel?

Oct 22 09:15

Hillary Clinton - Let it Go (Frozen Parody)

Oct 22 09:07

All Hillary wanted for Christmas was the White House You can't always get what you want

Oct 16 11:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 14, 2017

Oct 13 23:31

WHY FRIDAY THE 13TH BECAME UNLUCKY – LEST WE FORGET (with related hilarious nsfw video)

...It was generally agreed that the charges were false, but...King Philip, who was already deeply in debt to the Templars from his war with the English, decided to seize upon the rumours ...as a way of freeing himself from his debts. At dawn on Friday, 13 October 1307 ...King Philip IV ordered de Molay and scores of other French Templars to be simultaneously arrested....Claims were made that... Templar ...recruits were forced to spit on the Cross, deny Christ, and engage in indecent kissing ...the order was said to have encouraged homosexual practices. The Templars were charged with numerous other offences such as financial corruption, fraud, and secrecy.

Some speculations regarding the accusations of homosexuality in addition to heresy: this was no doubt to seal their fate, since EVERY Catholic Priest knows intimately just how wrong these are...

To which this is the appropriate reponse, for the role the Church had in the murder of the Templars:

Oct 13 18:12

From Tex Mex to Mex Tech: A Study of Northern Inattention

In America two narratives about Mexico dominate. First, chiefly emanating from anti-immigrant ideologues who usually have never been here, holds that Mexicans have low IQs and cannot function at other than a primitive level. Breitbart News and something called Vdare are chief among these. They don’t quite expect to find all Mexicans either robbing banks or sleeping at the foot of cactuses win big hats and a burro, but they come close.

Oct 10 08:23

On Again Off Again

Trump challenges Tillerson to battle of IQ tests over reported 'moron' jab

(*LoL ! Greatest Administration yet . Has there ever been a more awesome Running Gag in White House history ?)

Oct 09 12:49

Robots Read News About a New Hybrid Plant Called the Weinstein

An Occasional Web Comic by Scott Adams

Oct 07 07:56

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: OCTOBER 7, 2017

Oct 06 13:49

Hi. I'm Hypocrite Jimmy Kimmel

My show used to end with women jumping on trampolines ---for obvious reasons.

Now....

Oct 04 10:49

New Garrison Cartoon : A Moment of Silence

GOOD ONE!

Oct 02 09:30

ARE YOU A NAZI?

Oct 01 10:42

North Korea hires new expert missile launcher!

Sep 30 09:45

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 30, 2017

Sep 28 09:30

THE CRISIS ACTOR OSCARS 2017! ACADEMY AWARDS FOR BEST CRISIS ACTORS IN A LEADING HOAX DURING 2016!

Hilarious! Don't miss the comments below video :-)

THE CRISIS ACTOR OSCARS 2017! ACADEMY AWARDS FOR BEST CRISIS ACTORS IN A LEADING HOAX DURING 2016!

Sep 26 08:48

Revoke the NFL's Antitrust Exemption

Indeed, were the NFL not subject to an antitrust exemption granted to it by our compromised Congress, thanks to the sport’s lobbyists having spread “beaucoup” money all over Capitol Hill, the club of uber rich owners who make their own rules with impunity could be charged under RICO, the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, for price fixing, market division and other illegal anti-competitive acts. As a former Justice Department Antitrust Division prosecutor who was on the trial team that broke up AT&T during the Reagan administration for price fixing and market division, take it from me!

Sep 26 08:40

ANOTHER MIXED BAG OF TOONS AND IMAGES FOR A MIXED UP WORLD

Sep 24 08:45

MIXED BAG OF TOONS FOR A MIXED UP WORLD

El mundo está loco, loco, loco

It´s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Sep 23 08:47

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: SEPTEMBER 23, 2017

Sep 22 17:09

Inside MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell's ear piece (SPOOF)

Another little gem...

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Sep 21 10:22

YOU HAVE TO BE IN AWE OF REDNECK ENGINEERING (20 PHOTOS)

Rednecks have never gotten enough credit for their inventions and contributions to the engineering world. Their prototypes may be crude at first glance, but there’s a nugget of moonshine soaked genius in there somewhere.

Get ready, ya’ll, the greatest examples of redneck engineering are coming at ya.

Sep 21 09:17

SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS

Sep 21 08:41

Morgan Freeman Declares War On Penguins

Sep 20 06:56

The Daily Show’s Perfect Response Took Trump Down Hard For His Childish UN Speech

The Daily Show had the perfect response to Trump’s UN speech. They put out a video framing Trump as a troubled seven-year-old boy who was allowed to address the UN.
(*Video at source)
The video, even though it was a parody, perfectly captured the tone of Trump’s speech to the UN. Trump is the grown man-child who desperately wants to prove that he belongs with the adults, but can’t save himself from his own childish outbursts.

Sep 19 19:32

Star Trek: TOS Errand of Mercy

We need some of these guys.

The Organians: "super-evolved" and completely pacifistic.

Sep 18 13:57

7 Best Video Sites, YouTube Alternatives

YouTube is the biggest video sharing website in the world, no doubt about that, but It isn’t the only place to upload and watch videos online, there are other good options too which often gets ignored because YouTube takes a huge chunk of share when it comes to online publishing and broadcasting of videos.

Looking at the options, here are some of the best video sites like YouTube, where you can either upload or watch videos, check them out.

Sep 17 22:19

Put the Wall in the Right Place

“Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute – not much to recommend them”—Charley Reese

Let’s take up a private collection (if the Red Cross can do it, we can do it) for the building a wall around Washington. Let’s keep those rats and visceral swine locked inside their own debased pool of greed and narcissism. It is never going to be “drained,” so let’s just contain it. Let them die in their own metaphysical defecation.

Sep 17 12:11

This Hilarious Retweet From President Trump Has Liberals Completely Freaking Out

If there’s one thing we know about President Donald Trump it’s that he is probably the most transparent President in history insofar as sharing his personal views is concerned. If he’s thinking it, then there’s often a chance that the rest of the country will soon know about it via his social media sites. Of course, his off-the-cuff remarks are often a bit too controversial for his detractors to handle, and a recent Retweet of a meme he happened across online and shared with his 38.5 million followers is no exception:

Sep 16 08:55

Monty Python - Politicians: An Apology

Sep 15 13:33

CNN Host ENDS Segment After Panelist States Love Of ‘First Amendment And Boobs’

CNN’s Brooke Baldwin ended a segment Friday after a panelist expressed his love for the “First Amendment and boobs.” -- “I’m a first amendment absolutist and believe in two things completely — the First Amendment and boobs,” Fox Sports Radio’s Clay Travis said.

Sep 13 10:23

video -- A Save The Snowflakes PSA

Feelings Matter Brigade:

Sep 12 14:21

NEW GARRISON: "Bookends"

Bll and Hill "Bookends"

Sep 08 08:25

Amazing: George Carlin speaks trump and 2016 ( way before )

George Carlin right up to date in his presentations.
Collection of 12 minutes of several of his 'rants'. Listen to the whole 12 minutes.
This man really had his finger on not just current events several years ago but on what's up today - quite amazing.

Sep 08 08:10

How Kim Jong-un would escape in caves if a nuclear war occurs

This is a really cheesy story focusing on how Kim Jong-un and his favorite stash of Swiss Cheese will be very difficult for the US to take out.

NORTH Korean dictator Kim Jong-un will escape to a vast complex of underground tunnels if a nuclear war breaks out — with a huge supply of his favourite cheese.

Aiden Foster-Carter, an expert on North Korea and honorary senior research fellow in Sociology and Modern Korea at Leeds University, said that Kim Jong un is unlikely to go without his favourite treats in the event of war.

He added that the dictator had to retreat from public life after eating too much Emmental cheese after receiving a huge shipment of it from Switzerland.

When asked about whether Kim will stockpile his favourite cheese, he added: “I’m sure that wherever he goes he’ll be provided for.”

Sep 05 20:13

Trump Steals Food from Black Kid

Aug 29 09:21

THE KOREAN CRISIS IN TOONS

Aug 28 09:30

Beer production returns to Syria with opening of $16mn brewery (VIDEO)

This is for all you beer drinkers (Me Included). Our government supports the guys who blow up Breweries. BAD! BAD! BAD! The Russians and Iranians support the guys who like to make Beer! GOOD! And they are going to make Pilsner lager! Triple GOOD!

Syria’s beer production industry is being resurrected with the opening of a $16 million brewery which plans to produce an impressive 15 million litres the product each year

The Aradoz Beer Factory opened in Syria’s north west coastal city of Safita and is the work of two Syrian expats living in the Czech Republic. It represents the first mass-produced domestic beer since the civil war halted production of the country’s only two brands.

Aug 27 16:39

Hawk takes shelter from Hurricane Harvey and refuses to leave taxi

Published on Aug 27, 2017

A man filmed the moment a hawk wouldn't budge from his taxi cab as Hurricane Harvey barreled towards Texas.

Aug 26 16:46

2-minute satire video: Call 976-FLS-FLAG; full documentation of factual reality

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

hat tip: Gary King

The Cheverly Brothers' artistic and brilliant two minutes:

You Won’t Fool Me

(to the tune of Let It Be Me)

I hate the tragic error

That flows from false-flag terror

You might fool millions, but you won’t fool me.

On air we see and hear it

The mindless martial spirit

That you’ve engendered, but never in me.

Your dastardly plotting

Is so vile and rotten

We’ve almost forgotten how real life should be.

So let experience school us

Next time you try to fool us

You’ll meet resistance from millions like me

Your dastardly plotting

Is so vile and rotten

We’ve almost forgotten how real life should be

So let experience school us

Next time you try to fool us

You’ll meet resistance from millions like me

David Martin; performed by the Cheverly Brothers as 976-FLS-FLAG.

Home page Poetry Poetry Archive 15 Contact

Aug 26 09:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 26, 2017

Aug 25 13:16

Antifa! Today's Laugh-All-Day in under 12 Seconds

Wait for it . . . .

Aug 20 23:01

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 19, 2017

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 19, 2017
What a week this has been! That is all I have to say at the moment. It will be a miracle if I manage to complete this post tonight. Computer problems proliferate. Every time I type a word the screen flashes white. The techie just came and went (at 10 pm.!) and has temporarily fixed my pc so I can get this out. For awhile I thought the Hard Drive was gone. Anyhow, I will just comment as I go along here. This is rather harsh on the eyes.

http://snippits-and-slappits.blogspot.com/

Try this one!

Aug 20 08:41

Say NO to Pyramids

Turkey, Russia and Iran are cooperating to establish lasting truce in Syria, Turkish Prime Minister Binali Yildirim said on Sunday.

Aug 19 08:11

Dr. Steve Pieczenik - Why We Are NOT Going To Civil War - 2017

Published on Aug 16, 2017

Charlottesville was a manufactured false flag event in order to raise tensions and lead to more situations giving the State further license to enact marital law.
Pieczenik and Rivero are right.

Aug 17 15:16

Socrates discusses death of democracy, hubris of empire, devolution to civil war. ‘We the People’ of the US’ choice: follow that path OR demand .01% arrests for OBVIOUS crimes of war, looting, lying

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

“The strong do what power allows. The weak accept what they must.” – Athenian 415 BC envoy to the small government of Melos, with the offer to either join Athens’ empire with paying them tribute, or have all men executed, and everyone else sold into slavery. Melos politely declined Athens’ offer. Athens attacked, did exactly what they threatened, and resettled the emptied island with 500 Athenian colonists. – Melian Dialogue of Socrates’ contemporary historian, Thucydides.

language warning: Socrates and I speak in the same direct language that caused his execution for “corrupting the young.”

With potential threat of US civil war, perhaps staged by .01% oligarchs fearing their discovery and arrests, let's consider Socrates' analysis to a similar challenge. He explains from my 2016 "interview" with him:

Carl: Socrates! Welcome back!

Aug 15 15:34

Honest Government Advert - Visit Hawai'i

Aug 12 07:52

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 12, 2017

Aug 10 09:16

OH! JEEZ!: 'Lynch' removed from name of two Centennial schools

Oregon has lost it.

PORTLAND, Ore. -- The Centennial School Board voted to change the names of three elementary schools in the district Wednesday night over concerns of offensive language.

The change will remove the name "Lynch" from two schools.

Lynch Wood and Lynch Meadows elementary schools will be known temporarily as Wood Elementary and Meadows Elementary, pending new names for both schools. Lynch View Elementary will be permanently changed to Patrick Lynch Elementary school.

Aug 10 07:06

Drugs are bad m'kay (80 Pics)

Aug 09 11:53

IMAGE FOR THE DAY ~~ TRUMP’S LATEST FACE OFF

“They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen,” President Trump said after North Korea threatened “physical action” against new United Nations sanctions.

North Korea later said it was considering a strike that would create “an enveloping fire” around Guam, a U.S. territory and home to a key Air Force base.

Aug 08 09:24

So God Made A Liberal...

Aug 05 08:19

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: AUGUST 5, 2017

Aug 04 21:46

Milk-Bar Clausewitzes, Bean Curd Napoleons: In the Reign of Kaiser Don

Political Science from Fred On Everything!

Why do those inadequate little men in Washington and New York dream of new wars? Because the empire is near a tipping point.

Washington must either either start a war in Korea, or gets faced down by the North, its carriers ignored, its bombers “sending signals” and making “shows of force” without result. For the empire this is a loss of face and credibility, and an example to others that America can be challenged.

Aug 03 09:57

The Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This is actually the safety video shown when you fly Air New Zealand. Gotta love those Kiwis!!

Aug 03 08:27

The Problem with Trump Is Voters Elected the Wrong President

by Stephen Lendman (stephenlendman.org – Home – Stephen Lendman)

He was supposed to lose, not win. Hillary claimed it was her turn. It was time to break the glass ceiling and elect a woman as president.

Besides, she claimed, she had lots of experience as first lady/co-president with husband Bill, US senator and secretary of state.

She ignored her deplorable political record only a despot, imperial warrior, and Wall Street crook would admire.

Media scoundrels supported her overwhelmingly, operating as virtual press agents, not journalists, instructing voters on who to back.

Aug 01 09:11

Honest Government Advert - HealthCare

Aug 01 08:08

PHOTO OF THE DAY ~~ TRUMP ON THE WALL

It was bound to happen. A guerrilla graffiti artist painted an image of Donald Trump on Israel’s separation wall inside of the West Bank city of Bethlehem in the early morning hours Monday, mocking the president’s repeated statements on his intention to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Jul 31 10:38

WHO SAYS THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM?

It has been found.

Jul 31 09:28

You've Gotta Love Millennials - Micah Tyler

Jul 30 09:23

JOHN MCCAIN: ONCE A TRAITOR, ALWAYS A TRAITOR

Jul 29 09:45

Man Sends Audition Tape To Globalists To Be Crisis Actor in Next False Flag- Hilarious Satire Skit

Jul 29 09:14

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 29, 2017

Jul 28 09:21

RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA …

Jul 26 09:50

A Media Primer on the Art of Writing Russian Scare Stories

Over the past couple of years we in the media have, by and large, risen to the challenge and the need for publishing a good variety of Russian scare stories. That is all well and good, but it is my belief that unless we continue to publish pieces which adhere to the same journalistic standards, the narrative we have been working so hard to maintain might be lost and the general public might begin to suspect that we’ve been taking them for a ride. That won’t do, of course, and so in the interests of keeping the narrative flowing, here is a basic primer on the art of writing Russian scare stories for public consumption

Jul 26 09:07

TOON OF THE DAY ~~ 3 EASY WAYS TO ESCALATE TENSION IN JERUSALEM

Jul 23 08:39

VIDEO OF THE WEEK ~~ TRUMP’S GOT TALENT

Jul 22 08:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 22, 2017

Jul 19 09:30

EPIC PHOTOSHOP TROLLS (51 PICS)

Jul 18 09:51

ECLECTIC EUROPEAN MEMES (17 PICS)

Jul 16 04:12

‘Almost an embarrassment being an American citizen’: JPMorgan’s Dimon

Poor little Jamie's been triggered.

Jul 15 13:18

Walmart shopper catches large snake in parking lot

This lady knows high quality protein when she sees it and what a deal.

July 13 (UPI) -- An Oklahoma woman who spotted a large snake slithering around the parking lot of her local Walmart didn't wait for authorities -- she grabbed the serpent herself.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/26/Police-round-up-40-snakes-dumpe...

Jul 14 03:45

Flashback: What the Wrigley Field concession menu looked like in 1970

You could get three hot dogs for just over a dollar! A beer for 50 cents! The real steal on here is autographed baseballs for only $3!
Note: Some good pictures of Wrigley Field and Ernie Banks

Jul 13 13:10

The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.
George Orwell

All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell ......

Jul 10 09:25

SPOTLIGHTS ON ANGELA MERKEL

Back in history … lessons from her teacher

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