A coast-to-coast dragnet has been launched partly in response to leads developed in the arrest of one of al-Qaida's "fixers" in the U.S., say FBI officials. They report the bureau is in a race against time to identify Pakistan-trained sleeper cells and disrupt a possible pre-election "October surprise."
"I mean, because it would, like, be really REALLY sad if we had to cancel, I mean, postpone the elections., That's right. It's just ... I mean, it will only be ... I mean, if it SHOULD happen, it will only be a temporary postponement. Really! Bad old terrorists MADE us do it. Honest! If it happens, I mean." -- Official White Horse Souse