TV viewers prefer to watch giant men in spandex after Miss America pageant nixes bikini contest | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


TV viewers prefer to watch giant men in spandex after Miss America pageant nixes bikini contest

Television viewership for the Miss America pageant has mysteriously dried up after the contest discontinued the part of the show where the young ladies scamper about in revealing swimsuits. Instead Americans watched football.

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Imagine my shock.

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