Ancient cathedral plans to install a 40ft helter skelter... to reverse the slide in visits | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

Ancient cathedral plans to install a 40ft helter skelter... to reverse the slide in visits

Congregation numbers across the country are already spiralling downwards.

So plans by a cathedral to introduce a helter skelter to boost visitors could be seen as, well... an ironic twist.

The 40ft traditional fairground ride will be installed in the western end of the nave at Norwich Cathedral in August.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

If you really want church attendance to soar, bring back temple prostitution! :)

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