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HUMOR AND SATIRE

Sep 25 09:51

FLASHBACK - You Might Live In a Nation Founded by Geniuses but Run By Idiots If -

Sep 24 10:29

MARK DICE: Brett Kavanaugh stole a Snickers bar when we were kids. I’ve finally decided to tell my story.

Brett Kavanaugh stole a Snickers bar when we were kids. I’ve finally decided to tell my story. I don’t remember what store we were at. How we got there, how old we were, or what time of year it was. But I know he’s a kleptomaniac and unfit for SCOTUS.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Brett Kavanaugh stole my Honda!

Sep 23 05:49

President Nixon & Reverend Billy Graham Discuss Jewish control of Media

President Richard Nixon and the Rev. Billy Graham - the nation's most prominent Christian evangelist - frankly discuss the Jewish role in the US media during a private meeting in the White House. This recording of their conversation on Feb. 1, 1972, was made public 13 years later. Nixon says: "It's all run by Jews and dominated by them in their editorial pages. The New York Times, The Washington Post - totally Jewish too." Graham responds: "This stranglehold has got to be broken or the country's going down the drain." In response to that, the president says: "You believe that?" "Yes, sir," says Graham. "Oh, boy," replies Nixon. "So do I. I can't ever say that [publicly], but I believe it."

Sep 14 12:26

Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire

Sep 14 10:33

Airport Full Body Scan Status Report

Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport all-body scans!

Sep 14 03:58

Remy: Bitcoin Billionaire - ReasonTV

Sep 13 12:08

Iran WARNING: US tells airlines not to fly through airspace as WW3 fears rise

The advisory also warns military activities linked to the bloody conflict in Syria have been ramped across Iran's airspace.

Tensions between Tehran and Washington are running high following Donald Trump’s controversial decision to pull out of the landmark Iran nuclear deal re-introduce economic sanctions last month.

Flight Service Bureau, which provides safety information on airspace to airlines, said "without seeming alarmist", the deteriorating relationship between the US and Iran must be taken into account when planning flights in Iran's airspace.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This is getting just about as serious as is a heart attack: I find myself very alarmed at these developments.

Sep 13 09:42

TOON FOR TODAY ~~ WHO’S NEXT?

ho’s next on Netanyahu’s & Donald Trump’s list of targets to undermine Palestine’s struggle for freedom?

Sep 11 08:41

#NEVERFORGET HRC 9/11/16

Sep 08 09:01

“I AM THE RESISTANCE” – Blue-Waving it from mama’s basement ….

Sep 07 01:20

I Wish This Was a Joke : The Left is Now Claiming That Comedy No Longer Needs to be Funny

If comedy is no longer intended to be funny, then how can it even be called comedy? -- Lecturing an audience about the latest ‘right on’ in-vogue social justice obsession is not satire, it’s indoctrination.

Sep 03 13:48

Good Analogy

Aug 31 10:27

Senior-version-of-Facebook

Aug 31 09:08

PIC --- Bikini-clad blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan to fly over UK capital

A giant blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan will be seen in the UK capital's skies this weekend after protesters were given permission to fly the crowdfunded balloon in Westminster.

Aug 26 10:01

John Mccain THE PIG'S ASS AWARD

Aug 25 17:00

Is ‘Assad curse’ to blame for Aussie PM Turnbull’s ousting? Meme-magic strikes again…

Turnbull takes his place alongside former leaders like the UK’s David Cameron, France’s Francois Hollande and the US’ Barack Obama, who all left office or suffered defeat and embarrassment at the polls after issuing the familiar refrain “Assad must go.”

Since then, they’ve noted that Trump’s opponents can’t seem to stump him. Trump’s supporters on reddit compiled a massive list of every time an opponent tried to defeat or embarrass Trump, only to wind up losing. For example, when actor Kevin Spacey called Trump a “disease” in 2016, it was clearly the Trump curse that led to him being accused of sexual assault and made a Hollywood pariah. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg losing $17 billion in one day? The Trump curse. Stormy Daniels filing for divorce? The Trump curse strikes again.

Aug 24 09:10

The absolute state of Canada

Aug 24 08:18

FBI's Least Wanted List!

Aug 24 07:54

What Happened HRC

Aug 22 00:26

Paper Tigers

Paper Tigers. In an effort to protest President Trump accusing the media of colluding with each other, Newspapers across the country collude with each other to protest Trump.

Aug 21 15:26

"How Can I Cure My White Guilt?" Asks the New York Times

... Well, Don't Have Any!

Aug 21 09:58

Johnstone: How To Get Rid Of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists

Do you want to get rid of that kooky fringe 74 percent of Americans who believe in a “Deep State”

Aug 21 01:08

Can You Hear Me Now?

Ex CIA director John Brennan is now complaining loudly and often that Trump is stifling his freedom of speech.

Aug 20 01:06

The First Amendment…

Aug 17 14:48

You bent over for the soap-on-a-rope and took it like a husky in heat for what?

@RealJamesWoods unloads on a former pres candidate

Aug 15 11:26

Video: Astroturfing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Highly recommended. Also, do a search for Aaron Swartz and Dr. David Heimbach both are on the video.

Aug 08 07:44

Holidays in Spain (2018)

Spain is a very lucky country, everyday they get thousands of new scientists, who will boost the economy and enrich the Spanish culture but the mainstream media are hiding this wonderful footage because people of other western countries might get jealous.

satire

Aug 07 23:54

Accosted

Accosted... CNN’s Jim Acosta Whines like a baby over feeling threatened by Trump supporters, all the while he’s continuing to attack Trump and his family

Aug 02 07:35

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

‘Help Wanted’ signs you couldn’t find on some job site (37 photos)

Aug 01 07:32

Is A Cartoon Showing 'Escalator Trump' Flat On His Face, 'Violent'?

(*I don't think it's anymore violent then Rush singing his Magic Negro song for the nation's only black p.o.t.u.s. , or the liberals playing with play-doh after the election , but that didn't stop some from whining their discomfort at that well placed chapping .
So , forget my own opinion . Some found a way to call an inanimate photoshopped image violent , so my final answer is; Naturally it will be found to be violent . Some Can't Take It As Well As They Dish It Out !
submitted for those who bei~lieve partisan bickering is the key to a great again nation)

Aug 01 00:05

Socialism Under Wraps

Mainstream media and the Democrats continue trying to hide what most people have already figured out, that they are anti-American socialist leaning toward Communism.

Jul 28 11:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 28, 2018

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Miss Snippits. Enjoy!

(note: Poor Miss Snippits is still in #TwitterJail . . . for calling (((Sarah Silverman)))a "skank" . . . Where's the LIE? We see the comedy of "Banning in the Name of Tolerance" but where is the Falsehood, @jack? . . . lol . . .

. . . One can only surmise that it is all part of Twitter's on-going Solomon-Asch-inspired-Group-Conformity (((Conversational Health Work))) . . . Tikkun olam, ya'll!!! - bb9)

Jul 27 23:32

This Really Sucks

Where’s the compassion for Children separated from their parents when arrested over having plastic straws? This is what you get when voting Democrats into office.

Jul 26 10:58

Introducing the Snowflake Manifesto

Gary Christenson wrote this article for Miles Franklin. This article includes sarcasm and discusses popular economic nonsense.

Jul 21 10:59

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 21, 2018

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits! Enjoy!

Jul 20 23:34

Hot Air Balloons!

Seeing the protest balloons in Britain I think Trump would have them beat with all the hot air going after him here in America.

Jul 20 08:47

NEWS FLASH: World’s Library Sabotaged

The Library of the World — the greatest collection since the Ancient Library of Alexandria — is the world’s largest and most complete library ever collected — and which is claimed to hold a nearly complete written record of human knowledge — has been found to have been secretly sabotaged by a cabal within the library’s Indexing Department.

The sabotage was so subtle that it has only become apparent within the last few days. Here’s what we know so far: Over the last year, the group within the Indexing Department, calling themselves The Enlightened, have been quietly altering the Master Index to the vast collection by altering the individual indexes of works they consider “objectionable” or “evil” or “not helpful” to the social, political and scientific world view of cult’s leaders.

Jul 17 18:17

Strzok’s Medal Disorder

Strzok's Medal Disorder. Democrats think so little of our brave military and the honorable Purple Heart they even feel that the partisan FBI agent Strzok should get one for lying to Congress

Jul 17 08:47

Graham Hart - Hoax Train

Jul 16 00:17

Strzok Out

Peter Strzok Reeks of arrogance and deceit as demonstrated in the hearings, while the Democrats deflected, played defense and heaped praise on this subversive.

Jul 12 18:57

Transgender is Sexist

Jul 09 08:07

Merkel - the Children

Jul 05 07:37

SCHOOL DAZE:

A Virginia elementary school is spending $26,000 to rename itself after America’s most destructive president. Jon Miller imagines a day at Barack Obama Elementary School ...

Jul 04 19:12

American Revolutionary War Song:Ballad of the Green Mountain Boys

Lyrics:

Ho--all to the borders! Vermonters, come down,
With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown;
With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum.
Come down with your rifle!
Let gray wolf and fox
Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks;
Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall;
Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball.
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

On the south came the Hessians, our land to police;
And armed for the battle while canting of peace;
On our east came the British, the red coated band
To hang up our leaders and eat up our land.
Ho--all to the rescue! For Satan shall work
No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York!
They claim our possessions--the pitiful knaves--
The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!
Then cheer, cheer, the green mountaineer, then cheer, cheer the green mountaineer

Jul 04 08:10

America Fuck Yea!

Jul 01 07:06

Body Language: Rod Rosenstein & Christopher Wray Hearing Revelations

Bombardsbodylanguage goes to to town on rodney

Jun 29 13:54

Prank Caller Patched Through to Trump on Air Force One

The host of "The Stuttering John" podcast, John Melendez, got President Trump on the phone yesterday by pretending he was New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez... Melendez, the host, had three different interactions with two White House operators and got through two call screens before Jared Kushner called him from Air Force One. According to Melendez, Kushner asked if he wanted to talk to the president then or have them call him back later...

Jun 28 15:23

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Jun 27 13:54

SALTY LIB TEARS: Record Salt Harvest After Justice Kennedy Resigns From Supreme Court

Salt miners from The Donald and 4Chan are reporting a record harvest after Justice Anthony Kennedy resigned from the Supreme Court on Wednesday.

The DNC was heard melting down on a conference call and their Democrat minions on Reddit and Twitter all had similar hysterical reactions!

Jun 25 07:26

FBI Lovebirds : The Text Messages of Lisa Page & Peter Strzok ( a reenactment video)

this would have been much better had the actors been 5 year olds :)

and...wow listen to all of this!!!!!

Jun 20 10:33

Helluva Party official site

Welcome to the Helluva Party official site. You may leave at anytime. Or whatever.

The Helluva Party is the first apolitical party without a discernible ideology, building on the legacy of Citizens United. We don't have donors, we have customers. Politics as if profits matter.

Jun 19 15:34

'People Of Light': New Campaign Seeks To Redefine What It Means To Be 'White'

A new campaign is seeking to redefine the "outdated" term "white people" with the "people-first" term "people of light," which is short for "people of light skin."

"People of light," also known as "persons of light," or "PoL" for short, say the term "white" is racist and outdated and they want everyone to use "people-first language."

Jun 19 09:29

Monday Humor: Jeff Bezos Explains How Customers Can Delete Alexa's Secretly-Stored Audio

Responding to news of the digital assistant recording users’ conversations without their knowledge, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos assured critics Tuesday that Alexa’s stored audio can be deleted by simply rappelling into company headquarters, maneuvering through an intricate laser field, and destroying every server with a nanovirus.

“We take privacy concerns seriously, and I want our valued customers to know they can erase all the information their Amazon Echo has gathered just by being dropped from a helicopter over one of our towers, using a diamond-tipped glass cutter to carve out a hole in a 32nd-story window, and then employing advanced cyberwarfare techniques to compromise our data centers,” said Bezos, who added that users merely need to have their demolitions expert blow through a 7-foot steel barrier and reach Amazon’s highly complex cloud storage system to access the audio captured by Alexa.

Jun 17 21:14

Trump to Europoodles: “Roll Over. Bark. Beg…Crawl.: With a Korean Preface

I don’t get it. I know, I know, I’m just some mutt in Mexico with a computer, and easily puzzled. But…huh? Trump, we are told, pulled off a master stroke in Singapore. All the world reels at this astonishment. We see Talleyrand and Metternich rolled into one gorgeous taco. But…but….

Who did the doing, and who got done?

Jun 17 03:14

Justin Trudeau Accused of Groping Young Reporter in 2000

Oh dear, Mr Sanctimonious is a groper. Like Father Like Son

The Canadian Libertatian gives him a proper roasting :)

Jun 15 10:34

I WISH...

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