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Mar 21 08:58

Did Putin Kill David Rockefeller? Experts Weigh In

Famous banker and lizard king David Rockefeller has passed away at the age of 101.

According to reports, doctors were not able to perform an eighth orphan-heart transplant in order to save his life.

Yes, David died of heart problems, which obviously means he was assassinated by Vladimir Putin.

Mar 21 04:48

BEX ALERT!: FBI's Russian-influence probe includes a look at far-right news sites

Unbanned at Breitbart this morning. They need all the bots they can get now!

WASHINGTON
Federal investigators are examining whether far-right news sites played any role last year in a Russian cyber operation that dramatically widened the reach of news stories some fictional that favored Donald Trump's presidential bid, two people familiar with the inquiry say.

Operatives for Russia appear to have strategically timed the computer commands, known as bots,to blitz social media with links to the pro-Trump stories at times when the billionaire businessman was on the defensive in his race against Democrat Hillary Clinton, these sources said.

Mar 16 10:24

Russian Hacker

Mar 16 06:15

Amy Schumer Blames Special's Failure On Trump Admin, Praises Herself As 'Dangerous & Brave'

Comedian Amy Schumer blamed the failure of her new Netflix special on the Trump administration Wednesday before patting herself on the back for being "dangerous and brave."

Mar 14 09:52

LATEST TOONS ~~ TURKEY, THE ‘OTHER’ MIDDLE EAST DEMOCRACY

Mar 12 08:55

SUNDAY’S TOON ~~ CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK

Look who’s accusing Germany of “nazi practices”.

Mar 12 07:47

That’s one way to do it! Hilarious photos reveal the pranksters who followed the rules VERY literally – with some truly bizarre results

Mar 11 12:02

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MARCH 11, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Mar 10 15:59

Watch: Shining a light on CNN’s fake news

The problem has gotten so intense that a Reddit user using the decidedly anti-PC handle “shitsinyoursafespace” was able to compile a list of 50 outright false reports from CNN since Trump scored the Republican nomination.

Mar 08 13:07

CHECK OUT THESE HILARIOUS RESPONSES FROM MEN: HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE A DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN?

Today we will see thousands of women across the country marching and striking for “The Day Without A Woman.”

We’ll avoid the politics of it all, as that’s been covered almost to the point of exhaustion on various news outlets and social media.

We will, however, take a look at the humorous side of it, because the point of a Day Without A Woman, we assume, is to show men how important they are in our lives. To be clear, no one here at The Daily Sheeple thinks otherwise.

When the organization that started the movement asked men how they plan to support women on March 8, some of the responses, as you can imagine, were pretty hilarious. Some are nothing short of pure brilliance, and whether male or female, we think you might just get a chuckle out of these:

Mar 07 15:06

BEX Alert!!! - "Canadian Jewish groups troubled by UK blogger's visit"

"B'nai Brith is disappointed that Canadian authorities have allowed notorious British Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz to enter this country, especially when the express purpose of her visit is to propagate her anti-Semitic views," the organisation said in a statement.

"Once again, we see Canada disappointingly taking a softer line on hate speech than fellow democracies such as Germany and the UK."

Mar 06 20:32

Where We Are!?!

Mar 05 09:36

SUNDAY’S TOON ~~ JUSTIN TRUDEAU DISAPOINTS BOTH CANADA AND PALESTINE

Recent opinion polling shows that Canadians support sanctions against Israel for its violations of international law; but the Liberal Party government of Justin Trudeau is nonetheless supporting Conservative resolutions aimed at condemning supporters of Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS).

Mar 04 20:15

TSA Gets Down and Dirty with New Pat-Down Procedures

As is obvious from the lead in,the Russians don't appear to be too happy with Trump.

Grab ‘em by the pussy indeed: US airport security is simplifying its pat-down procedures, and things are about to get intimate.

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents have always had five pat-down options to choose from in frisking passengers who either requested a physical search or who triggered enhanced security measures. The options included frisking methods that weren't particularly invasive.

Mar 04 11:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MARCH 4, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Mar 03 10:56

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 25, 2017

(Better late than never? . . lol) Here is last week's Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Mar 02 13:15

Feds threaten to shut down giant Las Vegas marijuana festival

We need some stealth weed! Invisible Pot!

RENO, Nev. One of the world's largest marijuana festivals, which is expected to be held this week on tribal land outside of Las Vegas, has been facing a possible shutdown for the past two weeks, according to a letter sent by federal officials earlier this month.

U.S. Attorney Daniel Bogden, based in Las Vegas, sent a Feb. 16 letter to the Moapa Paiute Tribe reminding the tribe that the transport, possession, use and distribution of marijuana is illegal under federal law. The marijuana trade show and festival, planned for March 4 and 5, would be in violation of that law, according to the letter obtained by the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Mar 02 11:44

Deep Thoughts with Nancy Pelosi During Trump’s Speech to Congress

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Captioning Pelosi is going viral. Here are some more (one of them may seem familiar).

Mar 01 06:56

TRUMP’S MINISTRY OF BATHROOMS NEW DOOR SIGNS PROPOSALS

Feb 27 16:33

This video deserves an Oscar

Genius :)

Feb 27 11:48

Come to Your Sensei

Last week I saw Piers Morgan tell an American TV personality—a big-time Trump hater whose face looks exactly like a penis—how strange he found it that two people like Bush and Blair, who lied about the war and caused over a million Iraqi and thousands of American deaths, were hardly vilified for their crimes when compared with the stuff being hurled at Trump after only four weeks in the saddle. The penis (Bill Maher) shouted and raved at Piers, who laughed it off.

Feb 25 13:48

Large sewage spill in Tijuana, Mexico, flows north of border

Give me your criminals,your mentally ill,your huddled masses yearning to take American jobs,the wretched refuse of your 3rd world country! And don't forget send us 140 million gallons of sewage. Mexico is such a great neighbor.

SAN DIEGO, Cali. – Officials in Southern California are crying foul after more than 140 million gallons of raw sewage spilled into the Tijuana River in Mexico and flowed north of the border for more than two weeks.

Feb 25 07:47

The Official List of Things You Can Blame on Russia

This list will be submitted to the Library of Congress upon completion, so that it might survive the impending Arctic Killer Squid War of 2017. Since there are so many things to blame on Russia, and there is no possible way to remember them all, we kindly ask that you help us add to our list. We only request that you provide a source that corroborates said blame. Even though it's already obvious that it's Russia's fault.

Feb 24 07:46

Surgeon General’s Warning: BBC Consumption Causes Merciless Brain Rot

Our entire staff are trained neurosurgeons, so please take our word for it when we say that even minimal exposure to the BBC will lead to irreversible brain-eating parasites. Also, reading the Guardian could harm your precious bodily fluids. Forever. Better not risk it.

Feb 21 14:37

This Parody Website Allows the Left to Live in a World Where Hillary Won the Election

Ever wonder what the left envisions America would be like if Hillary were president right now? Well look no further!

Feb 21 14:23

Flashback: Trump 'Hammers' Ben Carson In Must-See Slap-Down: "How stupid are the people of the country to believe this crap?"

Trump continues an epic rant eviscerating Carson, using excerpts from Carson's own book.
"He said that he's pathological and that he's got pathological disease!!" Trump excitedly proclaims. "Now if you're pathological, there's no cure for that folks, okay? There's no cure for that.
"He said he went after his mother with a hammer... And I said 'wow that's tough.' Man, did anybody in this audience ever GO AFTER THEIR MOTHER WITH A HAMMER!?? After their mother with a hammer? Okay? So he went after his mother this is in his book, this isn't me, I'm just trying to save you money on a book! He's a pathological, damaged, temper, a problem. And they talk about my tone is a little bit tough.

Feb 20 16:53

If the Auto Industry Operated Like the Vaccine Industry...

Feb 19 18:29

Kat Timpf protests Westminster dog show welcoming cats

Kat Timpf protests Westminster dog show welcoming cats
Feb. 18, 2017 - 3:03 - 'The Greg Gutfeld Show' correspondent pickets outside Madison Square Garden

Feb 19 10:17

THE PUTZ AND THE POTUS IN TOONS

Start the week with some smiles

Feb 17 10:39

If the Auto Industry Operated Like the Vaccine Industry...

Feb 16 23:25

McCain Vows to Push for More Anti-Russian Sanctions in Phone Call With Prankster

Russia's notorious phone pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexei Stolyarov, known as Vovan and Lexus, made hoax phone calls to US Senators Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Republican Majority leader Mitch McConnell, speaking about sanctions and cyberattacks.

On Wednesday, Kuznetsov and Stolyarov told Sputnik that hoax phone calls were made to Graham, McCain and McConnell, promising to release the details later.

Feb 16 09:38

THE PUTZ AND THE POTUS FINALLY MEET

Netanyahu just met Donald Trump and they are very friendly.
Image by Latuff

Feb 15 11:18

HERE IS WHY PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA APPEAR CONFUSED

'Splains everything, in one picture.

Have you ever wondered why folks in California appear so confused?

Consider this:
http://www.pbase.com/opinion/image/164922126

Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Feb 14 15:06

Brilliant cartoon by Ben Garrison: California the Cat Lady Sate

(This is an even better depiction of the unrestricted immigration situation than the pigeon cartoons which depict a woman putting out bird food and one or two birds show up. 'How cute' she says and puts out more food. Next day 10 birds show up, she still thinks it's cute. By the time a few days pass, hundreds of birds have come, poop all over the place, are noisy and leave a mess of other debris. The woman is appalled and fed up and decides to stop feeding he birds. When no food is put out, the numbers dwindle and after a short time none of the birds is about and the woman can once more enjoy her backyard, peace and quiet, no money outlay, no cleaning up after a bunch of noisy pigeons.

Feb 14 11:55

TOOSDAY’S TOON ~~ WHO’S THE REAL BOSS IN AMERICA TODAY?

Feb 14 06:25

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Feb 13 18:54

Smart Girl Scout Sells Cookies In Front Of A Pot Shop..

She sold 117 boxes in 2 hours! LOL

Feb 12 18:56

Sunday 5th February 2017 Visible Radio Broadcast

http://www.lesvisible.com/blogs/visible-radio-show

Well Mike, what can we say about our friend Les, except to say he is not Visble is to ignore the FACT! LOL!

Feb 12 13:48

Morocco Second (Official)

Thanks Carl! I have had the flu bad. This made me laugh so hard I cleared my lungs!

European countries might think that they are the best choice for the second greatest country after the US. But we in Morocco think otherwise. Here's why America First Morocco Second

Feb 12 12:18

World’s comedians make fun of ‘America First’ because they see US rogue state empire FIRST in illegal Wars of Aggression, looting, lying. Trump can be a hero with .01% US arrests, or be the most laughed-at joke ‘leader’ in modern history

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce.

humor: a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement.

German comedian and late-night talk show host Jan Böhmermann challenged the world’s comedians to satirize US President Trump’s slogan America First with Who wants to be second? His team’s offering in three minutes (context here with 12-minute English subtitled video):

With the telling URL of EverySecondCounts, comedians so far from 24 nations have videos from two to five minutes (many more on YouTube from ordinary people). For example, Morocco (4 minutes):

These comedic teams are jesting the obvious incongruity of Americans’ failure to recognize the US is first in:

Feb 11 15:54

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 11, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!

Feb 10 14:31

Trump: A New Era of Justice Begins

But who's brain would they use?!

Feb 08 07:22

PROOF that Russia and Iran Want War!

Feb 05 15:39

The Last Stand of Implicit Whiteness

Here is the latest from The Murdoch Murdoch krew. Enjoy!!!

Feb 05 12:08

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 4, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Feb 03 08:06

IMAGE AND JOKE OF THE WEEK ~~ REFUGEES RESPOND TO TRUMP

Feb 02 10:26

'Unattended children will be taught to swear': Hilarious restaurant signs warning that unruly children will NOT be tolerated sweep the web

There's nothing quite like a child's shrill scream to ruin the atmosphere when you're enjoying a relaxing restaurant meal.

Conscious of the needs of their child-free customers, staff at these establishments have put up spoof signs warning parents of dire consequences if they fail to keep their kids in check.

From threatening to give noisy little ones coffee or teaching them to swear to selling them to the circus, the tongue in cheek posters are a reminder that diners prefer children to be seen, and not heard...

Feb 02 00:23

Trump to Mexico: Take care of 'bad hombres' or US might

CNN is reporting Trump offered Mexico aid not troops. My guess is carrot and stick.
Both stories are half of the truth even though both countries are denying the reports from AP and CNN. Brilliant the way it was released. After some Mexican politician threatened to unleash the cartels on the US a few days ago, I have been waiting for the Hammer of Don to drop!

By VIVIAN SALAMA
1 hour ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop "bad hombres down there" unless the Mexican military does more to control them, according to an excerpt of a transcript of the conversation obtained by The Associated Press.

Feb 01 17:29

Captain Kirk Meets Ashley Judd - F*#%-ing Hilarious!

Feb 01 11:41

Democrats have become the Kamikaze Party who are out to destroy anything they can because they lost an election

Feb 01 11:16

Every wicked lie the liberal media is going to broadcast about Neil Gorsuch… all in advance!

What follows is every lie about Neil Gorsuch you’re going to see from the dishonest media, all aggregated for brevity. Once you read this list, you no longer need to watch CNN or read the New York Times. (Then again, who does anyway?)

Neil Gorsuch kicks little puppies and cooks ants with a magnifying glass.

When Neil Gorsuch visits the home of a blind person, he moves the furniture around.

Neil Gorsuch is so racist that when he solves a Rubik’s Cube, he finishes the WHITE side first (and says the “colored sides” don’t matter).

When Girl Scouts knock on his door to sell him cookies, Neil Gorsuch dons a hockey mask and threatens them with an axe. (I know, it’s mean, right? Who would even do that?)

Remember when Mitt Romney drove around with a dog on the roof of his car? Neil Gorsuch put it there.

Feb 01 09:24

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY 2017

Feb 01 09:23

IN IMAGES ~~ WHERE IS HILLARY TODAY?

NEVER TO FORGIVE, NEVER TO FORGET

Jan 30 20:56

Robot baristas serve up the future of coffee gets brilliant comment

a new breed of coffee shop pushing the boundaries of automation both to make food and to serve it.

The above article received this brilliant response:
Jeffrey Spinner •
NOOOOOOooooo!

What will all the women graduating with college degrees do for work now! What will all the gender studies, french lit, heck ALL THE NON STEM graduates do!!! Not every women can be a hen pecking manager...someone has to actually work!!! Think of the 3rd gen feminist women, forever childless by choice...how will they afford to make trouble for the country! Think about the pussy hats!!!! Who will wear them!

Jan 30 20:11

Trump Fires US Acting Attorney General for Refusing to Enforce Order on Refugees

You're fired!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SEy1qu71I

US President Donald Trump fired on Monday US Acting Attorney General Sally Yates for refusing to enforce his order suspending immigration from seven Muslim-majority nations, the White House said in a press release.

Earlier in the day, Yates, interim successor to Loretta Lynch, has ordered the Department of Justice (DOJ) to resist defending President Donald Trump’s executive order on refugees in court, citing constitutional concerns.

Jan 30 08:45

OBAMA UNINSTALLED SUCCESSFULLY

Jan 28 12:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 28, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!

Jan 23 10:02

Women's March in DC leaves millions of cats hungry at home

Following yesterday's Inauguration, half a million American women put on their pink "pussyhats" and marched on Washington, D.C., leaving an estimated 2.5 million starving, meowing cats in their homes completely unattended and deprived of their scheduled mandatory hugs and prolonged belly rubs.

Organized by Planned Parenthood, Council for American-Islamic Relations, the Communist Party, and other progressive movements, American women came to Donald Trump's doorstep to express their anger, fury, indignation, and outrage over the fact that they can't name a single right that men have and women don't.

Another reason to be enraged was, of course, that while they were at the march, toilet seats were being left up in homes all across the country with total impunity.

Jan 22 14:35

Trump Energy Policy: President-Elect Considering Controversial Privatization Of Oil And Gas On Native American Reservations

Water,Air,Sunshine and Natural Resources on the Tribal People's land or on the American people's land should not be privatized for solely private gain.
They are a Public Utility. The Indians and the American people should get a cut and the private interest's should get a cut and the government should get a cut. Alaskans used to get a check every year on oil extracted in Alaska. We need to do that nationwide. Privatizing water and natural resources is a bad thing. Private interests should never control public water supplies. I want my cut!

Opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline route in North Dakota may have won a victory this week, but Native Americans may have an even bigger fight on their hands if advisors to President-elect Donald Trump get their way.

Though American Indian reservations comprise just 2 percent of the U.S. land mass, they may contain as much as 20 percent of the nation’s oil, gas and coal reserves worth an estimated $1.5 trillion.

Jan 21 12:18

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 21, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Jan 21 08:49

FLASHBACK - Thanks Famous Actors

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I wonder if all those still-crying celebrities are really pissed that Trump won, or just shocked to realize we don't give a #$%^ what their opinions are!

Jan 21 08:42

SOTHEBY’S ADS

Jan 21 05:14

America-First Working Folks SALUTE President Trump With Heartfelt Rendition Of Lee Greenwood's Classic 'God Bless The USA!'

I thought it would be such a great and fun idea for the working people of America to salute President Trump with a genuine heart-felt rendition of Greenwood's 'God bless the USA' from working folks across America. Let me tell you something. My YouTube channel has ten million views, and I know a viral video when I see it. I can just taste this one. This is very simple. All you have to do is sing ONE SINGLE LINE from 'God Bless The USA' and send it to me. I'll edit the video and post it to the internet Monday.

Jan 20 08:21

Time To Say Goodbye (to Obama) parody HILARIOUS

Time To Say Goodbye (to Obama) parody HILARIOUS

Jan 19 17:22

Time To Say Goodbye

Jan 18 20:39

Rand Paul: "The Dems Are Gonna Cry, Cry, Cry, They're Gonna Whine, Whine, Whine" (Video)

Rand Paul talks about repealing Obamacare and how he plans to deal with it. "..SOME of the penalties are going to be gotten rid of... It's kinda complicated... I think it's going to be done gradually,.. it's gonna gradually go away over a couple year period."

Jan 18 12:37

TODAY’S TOON ~~ DOUBLE STANDARDS FOR SYRIA AND YEMEN

Jan 18 09:05

Gun Owners Vs. Social Justice Warriors

Jan 17 12:57

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE INAUGURATION…

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE INAUGURATION:

‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The Deplorable masses had come out in force
Delivered a victory that would chart a new course

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes
The media had lied to them . . . ‘What a great surprise
They had been promised a blowout a criminal Hillary win
But instead ole criminal Hillary took one right on the chin

From all corners celebrities took their far left cue ...

Jan 17 12:44

Flashback 2015: President Trump Calls Senator John McCain A Loser

The interviewer manically protests "he's a war hero! he's a war hero! He's a war hero! He spent five and a half years in a POW camp!" to which Trump scoffs and says sarcastically "He's not a war hero," then adds "he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell ya." Trump hilariously continues, "McCain graduated last in his class at Annapolis. Nobody knows that."

Jan 17 08:56

Unite for Famous People

Jan 16 10:30

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 14, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Jan 16 08:59

Tim Allen - Precious Snowflake [Politically Correct America]

Jan 16 07:09

DELETE IT - BEAT IT by MICHAEL JACKSON (PARODY)

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The Clinton Foundation is ending the Clinton Global Initiative (donations seem to have stopped with Hillary's loss) and the shredding machines are on overdrive! :)

Jan 13 15:43

Aggressive Wal-Mart Goon Demands My Reciept, Again

You know what really gets me though? One of my biggest pet peeves- When they have an aggressive guy who stands at the door and acts as if he can demand to see your receipt before you leave. Here's the thing. In America, we have the 4th Amendment. Even a cop can't walk up to you, block your path and demand "SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS! EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!" So some smarmy Wal-Mart employee certainly has no authority to demand ##@@ from me any more than a cop or a homeless derelict would. I've dealt with this at Wal-Mart many times, most recently on Christmas eve.

Jan 13 11:02

HILARIOUS Satire Vid From A Weepy 'Liberal Larry' on Guns: "It's A Violent Piece Of Metal! Ban All Guns Now!"

'Liberal Larry' has a message for the evil gun that snuck on an airplane in Alaska and killed all those people in Florida.

Jan 11 09:29

“I Did Give Donald Trump a Golden Shower … He Liked It Very Much”

Forbes confirmed in 2013 that the speaker in the video, Dino Rachiele, is in the business of selling “custom-made sinks”. He specializes in high-end metal fixtures.

So maybe the media and intelligence services just got confused about the type of “golden shower” Trump enjoys?

Jan 11 08:08

Mr. Breathed gets it!

Jan 11 07:57

JEFF FOXWORTHY HUMILIATES OBAMA So Badly The Whole Damn INTERNET GOES WILD!

Jan 09 11:30

Last Chance To Submit Comments About 'John In Barbados' Before His Friends Do The Memorial Tribute!

John's friends are just about set to do their memorial tribute to him this week, so if you haven't submitted your condolances, memories, laughs or well-wishes, please do so soon, in writing, audio or video and submit it to this page. They will read it on air & include it in the MP3 podcast for everyone to download and listen at your leisure. I'm looking forward to comments from other regular callers such as Dustin in NJ, Peter in CA, Moe in FL, Mark in NJ, John in Rancho Cucamonga, Matheus in Canada, Ryan in Japan, etc. & of course Mike & Claire! Sorry if I'm forgetting anyone but let's do it! John's wife and daughter wrote in that they were very touched and impressed with the number of folks who loved him. They had no idea there were so many. Let's give him a nice sendoff this week. :-)

Jan 09 07:47

Save the snowflakes!

Jan 09 07:08

My Work Here Is Done

Jan 09 06:57

Oregon rancher receives government request to survey his property – read his brilliant response

Recently, Oregon ranchers Larry and Amanda Anderson received a letter by the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife asking for permission to survey their land in order to track a nearly endangered species. The letter requested use of the landowners’ creek to document the amphibian life represented, specifically the foothill yellow-legged frog which is noted to have recently declined in population. If the Anderson’s agreed to give the department access, they were ensured as being responsible for “the conservation of this important species.”

But the Andersons weren’t exactly interested and noticed an opportunity to turn the tables on the request and apply a little “Golden Rule” justice, or at least doing unto the government as is so often done unto them.

The Andersons constructed one of the best come-back letters of all time. The only way to truly appreciate it is to read it in its entirety:

Jan 07 12:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JANUARY 7, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Jan 06 13:07

PUTIN RELEASES LIST OF RUSSIAN SPIES WHO INFLUENCED US ELECTIONS

Jan 05 11:02

Scientists Model Spread of Zombie Apocalypse: “Just 100 Survivors Remain Uninfected After 100 Days”

A zombie apocalypse? Really? From these people?

Apparently, the possibility is real enough that scientists have calculated and modeled the frightening rapidity with which humanity would be culled by such a disaster. And for that matter, you could add an EMP, a massive seismic event, or even a hacking event.

Read more at SHTF

Jan 03 20:25

1967 vs. 2010

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2010 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.........

Jan 03 10:34

Mariah Carey’s voice box was hacked by the Russians! (satire)

In addition to hacking the 2016 election, the Russians also hacked Mariah Carey’s voice on New Year’s Eve, causing her to be unable to sing. Amazingly, they also hacked the real-time music track to make it seem like she was somehow still singing. Wow. The Russians are really good hackers.

Carey’s New Year’s Eve performance disaster wasn’t a “lip sync” fail, it turns out: It was the Russians!

I know this because the Washington Post just reported it. In a headline that has since been revised, the WashPost first reported, “Mariah Carey’s lips penetrated by Russian hackers.”

The source for their story was an “unnamed intelligence source with firsthand knowledge of oral penetrations.”

Jan 02 14:19

Conservative Black Minister Cross-Examines Jewish Rabbi About 'Racism'

In this must-see clip, Conservative author and Christian minister Jesse Lee Peterson interviews Rabbi David Wolpe, Senior Rabbi of Sinai Temple in Los Angeles. Jesse is so straightforward and unabashed in his line of questioning that it feels a little bit uncomfortable and confrontational. At first the rabbi tries to convince Jesse that whites are racist against black people, a point which Jesse vehemently denies. "You just made a statement about white people that isn't true," he tells the rabbi. "It doesn't exist." The rabbi gets visibly agitated, and they argue back and forth. Jesse then launches another stream of shocking, rapid-fire questions:
•"Are you racist?"
•"Are there Jewish people who are racist against white people?"
•"Are there white people who are racist against Jewish people?"
•"Were Nazis white people? And why were they mad at the Jews?"

Dec 31 11:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: NEW YEAR SPECIAL: DECEMBER 31, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Dec 29 18:27

Some Holy-day Musings: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Episode 1


Published on Feb 13, 2014BBC mini series video adaptation from BBC radio adaptation from Douglas Adams' science fiction (book) trilogy: The Hitcher's Guide to the Galaxy, Life the Universe and Everything and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Dec 29 09:01

Welcome To JohnInBarbados.com: A Tribute To The Legacy of John Marsh, The "Caribbean Critic."

Welcome to JohnInBarbados.com. This site was started by some of John's close friends who are greatly grieved over his sudden loss and want to ensure that John's legacy lives on. The purpose of this website is to bring John's friends and fans from across the world together in a social, educational, and memorial tribute platform. We will continue John's legacy of social interaction and intellectual discourse among those who knew, loved, and want to remember John. John's friends will be having a memorial radio broadcast next week, and are inviting submissions to be included in the show. Do you have a story, comment, audio or video file about John that you'd like to share? Or just a memory of him, or what he meant to you? Did the man whom you only knew from a radio show a few minutes each day have an effect on you? Why? Please contact us and share your thoughts. All of the submissions, whether written or audio, will be included in the live show, which will also be a call-in program.

Dec 27 08:15

RUSSIAN INTERVENTION EXPOSED

Did the Russians really rig the 2016 US election? You bet they did!

Secret documents recently discovered in a bin behind a Kremlin-district 24-hour cabbage and tobacco store reveal for the first time the devious extent of Russian interference. These plans were decades in the making.

Read on, as never-before-seen communiques between Russian agents Sergei Potrov and Dimitri Bienko outline the wicked plot – beginning in 1947, on the day of Hillary Clinton’s birth:

Dec 26 20:01

Al Qaeda xmas album

Dec 25 12:47

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 24, 2016

May every one of you have a refreshing and refueling time with your loved ones. We all have much more to celebrate than we usually realize and this is the time to celebrate family and friends, in whatever fashion you wish. Just make it good and make it loving. And be grateful that we are even HERE this Christmas! After all both the Pope and the Queen told us that 2015 was, more or less, our last Christmas....

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!

Dec 25 11:15

Santa’s cRaZy 2017 Survival Plan

I know it’s Christmas and you probably have a million things to do (I do too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who showed up at my door today.

He was short, about 4 feet tall.

He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.

And even stranger, he had pointy ears.

I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa! Whoa…

Apparently, Santa is getting concerned about the economic situation, and he was wondering how he might survive if things continue to go downhill. After all, he still wants to be able to deliver toys, but if he goes big, round belly-up over the course of the year, then he won’t be able to fulfill the wishes of children next Christmas.

So he wanted my advice.

Dec 25 09:32

South Park - Safe Space - "In My Safe Space"

Dec 25 05:31

Fired Philly's 'Pistachio Girl' Rejects Political Correctness With A Vengeance, Crooning New Christmas Tune 'Donald Baby'

26-year-old Emily Youcis has now gone full-bore into the 'alt-right,' scoring a gig with Red Ice Radio and releasing a new parody song which is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended snowflakes. She actually has a pretty good voice.

Dec 22 07:55

Hillary Actually - SNL

Dec 21 08:33

Democrats Unveil New Strategy Tool

Dec 21 07:18

Don't Israel My Pen!

Dec 20 12:24

A new Ministry of Truth will protect Germany from Russian Electoral Intervention [satire]

Since a clear definition of what is to be considered as truth is indispensable, in any evaluation of TRUTH, the federal government has decided to establish a Ministry of Truth. This Ministry will publish a daily report, which is to be regarded as official truth, and the report is to serve as guideline for all journalists, blogs, plus Twitter and Facebook users. Those who write negligently about things that are not in the report of the Ministry of Truth or venture to disagree with it, will be subject to 1-5 years imprisonment. According to data provided by Winston Smith, interim spokesman of the Ministry of Truth, Union Party chief Volker Kauder is to be first Minister of Truth, Anetta Kahane is to assist him with her Amadeu-Antonio Foundation as Secretary of State, being, as stasi spy, well-qualified to act as Germany's leading indictment expert with Facebook censorship...

Dec 20 06:44

Dont Israel my Juice!

Dec 19 10:47

A Message for Donald Trump to Unite For America

Webmaster's Commentary: 

A very funny re-edit of the Hollywood has-beens message to the electors.

Dec 19 09:41

Gutfeld: Celebrity has-beens' Trump hysteria backfires

Dec 18 04:00

Petitioning President Barack Obama To Get President-Elect Trump into Office sooner

A hilariously brilliant petition was launched on November 10th to get Barack Obama out of the white house as soon as possible. The official petition asks Obama and Joe Biden to step down early for an expeditious and smooth transition to the Trump presidency and to avoid the "lame duck" period.

Dec 17 19:22

We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump –
Verified account ?@realDonaldTrump
We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!
4:59 PM - 17 Dec 2016

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/810288321880555520

Here's a first, he's got a helluva sense of humor! LOL! ROFLMOA! :D

my reply:@realDonaldTrump Since most of the parts, especially the ICs and boards, were probably made in China, then let'm have it! ROFLMOA! :D

Dec 17 14:40

Revealed! Putin personally hacked DNC from surveillance aircraft with bear on board

Satellite images seen by a separate anonymous NASA whistleblower are believed to show Putin in the cockpit of the spy plane alongside his co-pilot Boris, a lifelike robotic bear which has been under secret development in the depths of Siberia and has been programmed to attack Putin’s enemies on command using a variety of lethal methods.

The NASA whistleblower did not provide journalists with photographic evidence, but the editors had a chat about it in their morning meeting and concluded that it’s probably still true.

Dec 17 12:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 17, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 16 15:32

Today on the TradCatKnight Radio: “Hillary, HackWars & RFID Chip” (Video)

Earlier today, the Voice of Reason from www.thelastgreatstand.com was a guest on TradCatKnight Radio, where Mike and Eric discussed a wide variety of issues, and the overall state of the nation as the country awaits Donald Trump taking his oath on Inauguration Day.

Among some of the topics covered are: Hillary, Obama, Trump, what’s in store for 2017?, RFID/Mark of the beast coming?, MSM is the fake news, the Zuckerberg and Soros crackdown on "fake news", Are Americans unrealistically overly optimistic?, Is an economic crash still coming?, Attacks on conservatives and Christians, Humanity’s uniting during the endgame, what is the biggest threat to America today?, the RUSSIA/USA HackWars, and more!

For your reference, some of the issues discussed during the interview that I've covered in previous posts are listed below for your convenience…

Dec 15 07:28

“I’M NOT SAYING IT’S RUSSIANS, BUT …”

Dec 13 16:07

Exactly One Year Ago, WRH Member Meets President Trump For The First Time: His Secret Service Agent Asked Me "Let's Not Get Everyone Riled Up, Mmm-Kay?"

Exactly one year ago I met President Trump for the first time! I had gotten a front row seat at the University of South Carolina. He had a Q & A with the state's attorney General. After the discussion, Trump was shaking hands. He shooks my hand, signed my bumper sticker, and then I told him about the undue influence of the Israeli lobby on our government, and asked him if he could do anything to stop it for us. Unfortunately my cellphone was full and it stopped recording at 45 seconds, right after I said "Mr. Trump." YOU CAN NEVER DREAM!!! HOW PISSSD I WAS!! (at myself) for screwing that up. So then I got out my other camera, and did this.

Dec 13 12:22

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ DAMN YOU AMERICA!

Dec 12 12:33

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years” - Dana Kamide

Dec 11 08:36

An Inconvenient Truth 2 (AL GORE Climate Change MOVIE) - Global Warming (2017 Documentary)

Dec 10 12:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 10, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 07 15:59

Whining Crying Rioting Hillary Millennial Theme Song - Dana Kamide

Dec 07 10:59

Donald & Hillary go fishing

Dec 04 08:56

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”

Dec 03 13:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: DECEMBER 3, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Dec 03 10:11

Democrats Define Insanity

Dec 02 23:19

:-) It's the most wonderful time in 8 years - song

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”
Enjoy!

Dec 02 11:55

Welcome Aboard Trump Flight 1600

Dec 01 15:54

It’s HORRIBLE! Trump is the president-elect and America is doomed! ~ Hilarious!

The gentleman’s name is Steve Mudflap McGrew. See his other YouTube videos here. I especially like his hot take on the “safety pin” baloney that libTARDS had promoted. He’s hilarious!

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