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Apr 01 13:36

Rikers Inmates Punished After Guards Catch Them Trying To Make Bootleg Coronavirus Vaccine

NEW YORK—On the heels of a report that New York’s jails have an infection rate eight times higher than that of the city at large, sources confirmed Wednesday that officers on Rikers Island have punished numerous inmates for attempting to produce bootleg coronavirus vaccines.

Apr 01 01:51

SECRETS OF MSM JOURNALISM REVEALED IN AWESOME ANIMATED VIDEO WITH GREAT SOUNDTRACK

And what are the advertisers paying for? Audiences.

And so it isn't so much that the Media are selling you a product -- their output --

They're also selling Advertisers a product -- YOU..

VIDEO: THE FIVE FILTERS OF THE MASS MEDIA MACHINE

did I mention it had a rockin' soundtrack? Somewhewre between prog and orchestral metal...

Mar 30 23:56

Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind

BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.

Mar 30 23:53

New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump

New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo‘s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of ventilators to state budget deficits.

“Cuomo had been really horrible for this state, but he has shown excellent leadership during the coronavirus by blaming everything on Trump,” Bronx resident Cliff Huckstable said.

Mar 28 11:16

BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden

The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures to hide from Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

“Forget six feet,” the deadly virus said, “I don’t want to touch him with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole!”

While a recent poll showed that 97 percent of respondents are afraid of catching coronavirus, the coronavirus is in fact afraid of catching Joe Biden.

Mar 28 11:14

Toilet Paper Crisis Solved As Government Prints Trillions Of Fresh, Soft Dollar Bills

USA--As part of a sweeping initiative to help unclog the economic constipation caused by the coronavirus quarantine, the White House announced they are printing out fresh, crisp dollar bills for every US citizen.

Mar 24 11:32

Neil Diamond sings Covid-19 version of 'Sweet Caroline'

On his Youtube channel, 79-year-old Neil Diamond sings an updated version of his mega-hit 'Sweet Caroline' with new coronavirus lyrics: "hands... washing hands, reachin' out... don't touch me, I won't touch you!" 

Mar 23 07:21

How Long Will Americans Tolerate Corona-Madness?

A gentleman said this about Democrats/fake news media in an email, "...they are willing to destroy hard working people's jobs to accomplish their power play." This guy is spot on correct. This is why I regard Democrats'/fake news medias' gleeful spread of corona-madness so loathsome and evil.

Democrats and fake news media are 100% committed to destroying Trump, their greatest Nemesis. Collapsing the U.S. economy and even the loss of American lives is acceptable collateral damage in their quest for power to control every aspect of our lives. They believe corona is their highly sought-after kryptonite to kill We-the-Peoples' superman president.

Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/03/how_long_will_america...
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Mar 21 10:22

Socialism is bad mmkay (Picture)

Mar 19 07:32

This Glorified Bug Absolutely Warrants Whatever “Emergency Measures” Our Regimes Want to Impose on Us. OBEY Or you're selfish!!

Let’s try a little thought experiment. Just for fun. To pass the time while we’re indefinitely locked down inside our homes, compulsively checking the Covid-19 “active cases” and “total death” count, washing our hands every twenty minutes, and attempting not to touch our faces.

Before we do, though, I want to make it clear that I believe this Covid-19 thing is real, and is probably the deadliest threat to humanity in the history of deadly threats to humanity. According to the data I’ve been seeing, it’s only a matter of days, or hours, until nearly everyone on earth is infected and is either dying in agony and alone or suffering mild, common cold-like symptoms, or absolutely no symptoms whatsoever.

Mar 15 13:09

DESPICABLE?:?Joe Biden Promotes Trumpian Conspiracy Theory That Joe Biden Has Dementia

During a “virtual town hall” staged to avoid public gatherings amid COVID-19 fears, former vice president Joe Biden advanced a disgusting, ageist, ableist conspiracy theory about the Democratic Party’s presidential frontrunner, Joe Biden.

Throughout the appearance, Biden repeatedly spoke in a befuddled, incoherent way, severely confusing the amount of time between March and November, even beginning to walk off-camera in the middle of a babbling screed. The derisive implication of this cruel performance being, of course, that Joe Biden is not in possession of his mental faculties because he is suffering from some form of dementia.

Utterly reprehensible.

Mar 15 09:43

Sports Ban is Blessing in Disguise

"They may have taken the first step to awakening the sleeping giant - the one great mass of people they've always been able to keep in a state of clueless distraction - the American sports fan."

For those in the truth movement, this is an unprecedented opportunity. A chance to reach millions of new readers and viewers. Without sports to distract them, people are going to have to go elsewhere to be entertained.

It was the Night Before Martial Law - A Poem by Mike Stone

Let's take an old virus, say for the common cold,
And rename it in a way that's shiny and bold.
We'll bend both the rules and the law willy-nilly,
We'll call it a pandemic and scare everyone silly.......

Mar 13 21:54

Kushner Announces Doctors HATE Him After He Discovered One Weird Trick To CURE Coronavirus

WASHINGTON—In an official White House press release as the administration’s leading advisor on the viral pandemic, Jared Kushner announced Friday that doctors HATE him after he discovered one weird trick that will CURE coronavirus.

Mar 13 21:50

Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production'

BURLINGTON, VT—In a video message recorded from one of his many, many houses, Bernie Sanders has called on the workers of the world to unite and seize the means of toilet paper production.

Mar 13 21:45

CDC: Current outbreak of stupidity may be worse than the outbreak of coronavirus

The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is threatening to overtake the coronavirus outbreak as the nation’s biggest threat to public health.

The official statement:

Mar 13 21:41

The Only Way to Avoid Coronavirus: Stay Home 24/7 Watching Coronavirus News

Dissociated Press

In the wake of new studies showing that the best way to avoid coronavirus is to stay home watching coronavirus coverage, the United States government and the corporations that own it have rolled out a new plan to curtail the spread of the dread disease.

Mar 12 10:17

FLASHBACK: Russians halt search for intelligent life in Washington

A Russian research team which claimed to have detected signs of intelligent life in Washington has now discovered the life there not to be quite so intelligent after all.
A Russian spokesman, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our Moscow science correspondent —who also wishes to remain anonymous— that the Washington atmosphere has been poisoned by huge clouds of putrid hot air belching from the corporate media.

Mar 10 10:36

Prince Andrew Self-Isolates From Epstein Investigation

A SPECIAL ward has been set up in the east wing of Buckingham Palace for Prince Andrew where he will shut himself away from any further questioning about his relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, for ‘as long as it takes’.

Mar 10 10:33

Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power

Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he’s sick of the corruption in government and that he’s “pretty sure” the corruption will end if we make the corrupt government bigger and give it even more power.

Mar 10 10:31

Army Welcomes First Openly Transgender Military Working Dogs

JOINT BASE LEWIS-McCHORD, Wash. — Meet Tracker, a five-year-old, sixty-pound Belgian Malinois and a graduate of the Military Working Dog School at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. He’s also one of the Army’s first five openly transgender military police dogs, assigned to the 42nd Military Police Brigade at Joint Base Lewis-McChord.

Mar 10 08:53

Biden To Defy CDC Warning To Stop Touching Other People's Faces

Staffers have tried a number of methods to help train Biden to stop the behavior, such as spraying him in the face with water whenever he starts touching someone. Nothing has worked so far, but his staffers are hopeful.

Mar 10 05:25

WHOA!! Who made this??

Mar 05 08:41

Old Habits(Cartoon)

Mar 04 13:14

Biden: 'I Am The Only Candidate Who Can Beat Ronald Reagan'

HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

"I am the only candidate who can unite the party to defeat Reagan," he said to scattered applause. "When Super Thursday hits here in a few weeks, we can rally the 150 million Democrats here in the great country of Texas to vote for me so we can get Reagan and his crony Dick Cheney off the Iron Throne there in the Imperial Senate. Go Hoosiers!"

Mar 02 19:40

YouTube: The Real Cyberbullies | Redonkulas.com

Popp is pissed! He just got out of youtube jail for posting a suicide prevention video for vets and their families. Youtube yanked it and this veteran(Infantry,Paratrooper/Airborne Ranger/Green Beret) of 3 wars isn't happy!

Mar 02 18:04

Mormon crickets reported early this year in northern Nevada

Corona Virus and now this!

RENO, Nev. (AP) - Mormon crickets, the grasshopper-like insects that pose threats to crops and drivers. are hatching early this year in northern Nevada.

KRVN-TV reports that the Nevada Department of Agriculture has confirmed some of the earliest hatchings of Mormon crickets in years, with the first reported Feb. 22 in Winnemucca, which is 148 miles (238 kilometers) northeast of Reno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO47GB79fXA

Feb 28 09:19

Palestinian Boy Shot by Israeli Policeman Loses his Eye

An 8-year-old Palestinian boy who was shot in the face by an Israeli police officer has lost his left eye.

On February 15, Malek Issa was returning home from school when he was shot in the face with a rubber-coated steel bullet fired by an Israeli police officer.

Jul 31 11:38

WHO SAYS THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM?

It has been found.

Apr 08 10:47

It was an Aircraft Salvage yard,not an active combat airbase!

The US bombed a Syrian Airforce salvage yard.Most of the planes they hit were decommissioned hulks being stripped for parts and then the airframes are chopped up for aluminum scrap.
This was a farce that is in the process of destroying Trump. They got some old Mig-23's that are 40+years old and that was about it.

Apr 06 16:54

Musings By America’s Graveside

Brother Nathanael seems a little testy these days. But who isn't!

By Brother Nathanael
* Haley is an imbecile.
* Trump cannot be trusted, his word is full of worms.
* Trump is a tinderbox, a dangerous demagogue.
* There is not an ounce of integrity running through Trump’s veins.
* Jared Kushner has his day in the sun with Trump. But every dog has his day and pisses on the hydrant. America is that hydrant.
* Bannon wrote many of Trump’s campaign ‘anti-NWO’ speeches. Trump never believed a word of it.
* Tillerson is a weakling. He caved to big business to allow homos to wreck the last remaining wholesome institution in America, the Boy Scouts of America.
* Mattis and McMasters are both war criminals yet run the Jew-enabled war machine wreaking havoc all over the world.
* Mattis has the eyes of a zombie. He’s a metaphor of the hollowing out of Jewmerica, a country with one foot and three toes in the grave.
* Jewmerica is the most hated country across the board.

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Oct 13 13:29

If the election were held today, who would you vote for?

Clinton
1% (29 votes)
Rivero
35% (704 votes)
Trump
64% (1293 votes)
Total votes: 2026

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