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Rape and murder rates can wait! Met police are now on the case of the most important issue of all... gender-neutral uniforms

Bosses at the Metropolitan Police are consulting the force’s 30,000 officers about how to create a ‘non-binary’ uniform to wear in the fight against crime, as officers race to the crime scenes in their rainbow-painted cop cars.
Well, this is something the nine million-or-so folk of London can all look forward to.

In just a few short years, when the police arrest you for the vicious, aggravated assault of using gender-specific pronouns – which will be, probably, a hanging offence – you can enjoy having the cuffs slipped over your wrists by a gender-neutral officer from the Metropolitan Police.

Britain’s biggest police force could be about to introduce uniforms that don’t threaten to damage the fragile feelings of the minuscule number of ‘non-binary’ folk amongst those nine million Londoners.

In case you – oh you lucky sod! – have somehow missed the incessant onslaught of noise about these poor benighted ‘non-binary’ souls, let me truly ruin your day and explain. ‘Non-binary’ simply means a person who does not identify as either male or female.

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