PETER HITCHENS: If anyone tries to force apart mourners at my funeral, I’ll be back to haunt them! | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED X-Frame-Options: SAMEORIGIN

PETER HITCHENS: If anyone tries to force apart mourners at my funeral, I’ll be back to haunt them!

If anyone tries to keep the mourners ‘socially distanced’ at my funeral, I will come back from wherever I may be to haunt them. They won’t like it, I promise.

And I also expect any members of my family to respond with proper British vigour to any such attempt.

If there is one place where Pfeffel Johnson’s nasty new petty dictatorship ought to be afraid to tread, it is in this intensely private, raw occasion, when we stare through tears over the brink of life and say our final farewells before those we love are consigned to the flames or to the good English earth.

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