Can Somebody Please Upgrade Michelle Obama?

There is again talk of Michelle Obama throwing her hat into the ring, to run for president. This is one commentator that is not surprised one bit. As a matter of fact, the following little rant was written in March 2020, as the Uniparty was trawling the moral sewers for suitable representatives in the upcoming election battle against Trump.

Of all the prophesies to follow, only one mistake stands out: Occasio Cortez was, indeed, re-elected by machines after her own constituents on her own campaign trail started shouting and swearing at her for betraying them by voting for war, hunger and genocide. She actually laughed in their faces, and told them she does not need their votes! She won...

But let's get to Big Mike, the most plausible candidate for the Libtards, ever: