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Apr 11 12:17

The 2016 election summed up in 8 seconds…

Afternoon meme comedy break - This is pretty funny...

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Apr 09 13:34

Ocasio-Cortez Suddenly Shifts To Speaking Like Jar Jar Binks While Addressing Crowd Of Gungans

NABOO—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come under fire after giving a speech to a crowd of Gungan supporters on the planet of Naboo. Critics claim Ocasio-Cortez clearly shifted her speaking style to try to emulate the Gungans’ speech patterns, changing her speech to sound exactly like that of Jar Jar Binks.

“Meesa Ocasio-Cortez. Meesa gonna seize the means of production big-big,” she said as the Gungan crowd cheered. “Meesa your humble servant who’s in charge.”

“Yousa all gonna do whatever I say now, okeeday?” she added.

Apr 05 23:15

George Carlin - American Bullshit

Apr 05 03:19

Man turns DoC hut into brewery, DoC doesn't mind

Imagine tramping in the bush for a while only to find a cosy hut to have a rest. You open the door of the hut and inside ... a brewery. Have you had dreams like that?

For Lorraine Freeman, this was a reality. The tramper told Stuff she was tramping in the Tararuas when she got to Roaring Stag Hut, only to find a "nice young American guy" brewing beer inside it, using water from the river nearby.

The man was reportedly using a big pot to brew a large amount of beer and had some friends joining him later to drink it.

Freeman was surprised to find out DoC had no issue with the man brewing beer at the hut.

*Love this guy!*

Apr 03 06:36

Q: White Hat insiders exposing + arresting .01% rogue state criminals, OR Black Hats lowering the bar of corporate media ‘reporting’ + public gun confiscations + total censorship of ‘unofficial’ speech for their endgame?

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

Two premises:
1. We the People are massively and continuously dominated by a .01% “wanna-be empire class” with ongoing lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression, Crimes Against Humanity killing hundreds of millions with intentional and preventable poverty, and looting tens of trillions (and here).
2. I’ve speculated whether Q is true or PsyOp. Either way, .01% arrests OR the following escalating tyranny is crucially important for our attention:
~lowering the bar of corporate media “reporting,”
~ongoing false flags for public gun confiscations,
~censorship of “crazy conspiracy theories” disagreeing with “official and credible sources,”
~US illegal rogue state empire (as usual) including with Trump dictating Venezuela’s democracy overthrown (and likely also “overthrowing” their electrical power), supporting Israel’s illegal War of Aggression on Gaza, war-mongering on Iran since Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.), etc., etc.,

Apr 03 03:37

Reuters Confirms That Bolton Torpedoed the Hanoi Summit

(*and if the Fact as Alleged is True! , then Biden could theoretically be the real reason , may~be , that Trump lifted sanctions on NKorea! )

(*THERE IT IS THEN!
It's Official: Biden Forced Trump's Hand!)

Apr 02 11:46

Trumpian Comedy Break…

Some pretty awesome work here...

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Mar 31 08:50

Mueller's Gang Tried To Take Down Our Superman

Mar 27 15:31

I was offended - steve hughes

Mar 24 13:17

INTERNET DATING | Redonkulas.com

Profanity and Butts!

Popp lays down all his tips for how NOT to go about dating on the internet. Since just about everyone does this nowadays, listen closely and try not to get too offended. This one is brutal.

Mar 22 22:34

Flashback Humor!

Center for Strategic & International Studies names Elizabeth Holmes to Board of Trustees

Mar 19 15:43

Top US General Denies Plans to Leave 1,000 Troops in Syria

US Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Joe Dunford issued a statement Monday denying weekend media reports that the US plans to leave around 1,000 troops in Syria, saying the reports are “factually incorrect.”

Dunford presented the current planned “residual force” as 200, saying that this hadn’t changed since February. The US announced 200 would stay on February 21, but on February 22 officially increased that number to 400.

It’s not clear from Dunford’s statement where the “incorrect” aspect of the new report, which came out of a Wall Street Journal, exists. That report suggested that the 1,000 figure was not yet finalized, but was being discussed. Dunford’s comments didn’t include any details on what is actually being discussed, but just that nothing was finalized.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I think the multiple troop numbers being given, are simply a way of creating confusion about how many US troops the US does have in Syria.

Mar 16 19:32

Responding to Feminist Slogans | Redonkulas.com

Nudity and Profanity!
Terrence Popp
Published on Mar 15, 2019
People actually used their thinking meat to come up with this shit.

Mar 14 21:45

Scott Adams Teaches You a New Dance Move Called: The Beto

Republicans had 2 objectives regarding President’s EO
1. Get the wall funded
2. Avoid setting the precedent of new Presidential powers
Their solution…if that’s what happened, is brilliant

Comments at: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1106305250200174592

Mar 11 11:08

Minnesota Judge Issues Injunction Against Old Man Winter, Banning Any More Snow

A Minnesota judge has not only complained about the weather—he decided to do something about it.

In a March 7 order, Judge Kevin Burke issued an injunction barring any more snow this winter in specified areas of Minnesota—especially in Hennepin County where he presides. Above the Law, WCCO and the Star Tribune have coverage. Burke identified the plaintiffs as the citizens of Minnesota, represented by the law firm of “Sue, Grabit, and Run.

The defendants were listed as “Minnesota Meteorologists, Old Man Winter and Mr. Snow.”

Mar 09 10:20

My Daughter's New Agenda 21 Eco-Friendly Bedroom

Mar 06 23:45

ANGRY WHITE MEN | Redonkulas.com

Popp performs a surgical beatdown on one of the dumbest and most factually inaccurate videos to ever grace the internet: Pop Culture Pirate's racist rant on angry white men.

Mar 04 11:00

Introduction to MGTOW

I'm getting a number of people asking me to do an introduction video to MGTOW so here it is. I'm going to highlight twenty five of the most important topics as well as videos I've produced in the past to highlight what Men Going Their Own Way means and why we are doing it. The first thing to remember is that a man that has taken a metaphorical red pill is a man that has learned the ugly truth about female nature. Women are made out to be harmless, beautiful creatures but the truth is many women today will rip out your heart and testicles through your wallet and move onto their next victim.

Mar 04 10:30

Why All the Good Men Left | Redonkulas.com

This fellow has helped me get through a divorce. Terrence is a former Green Beret among other things and funnier than a barrel full monkeys!
If you don't like swearing don't watch it! This Man is a genius!
He also has some good war stories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxGzjIoFf8Q

Feb 28 13:35

Planet Earth: The Swamp

Feb 27 07:59

If Every Debate About US Interventionism Was About Godzilla Instead

Webmaster's Commentary: 

This is good!

Feb 26 09:28

You Know You’re An Anti-Semite If …

Feb 26 09:27

Are You An Anti-Semite?Do You Know Someone Who Is?

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness." -Mark Twain

Jimmy Carter has traveled a lot in the Middle East. He brokered a peace deal between Israel and Egypt long ago. I hadn't known Jimmy Carter hated Jews and Arabs---Semitic people--until some Jewish people informed me he did. Seems the former president wrote a book about the causes of friction in the so-called Holy Land. As anyone could have told Carter, the causes of friction go back several thousand years and can be traced to one key issue.

Anti-Semitism.

The Jews hate the Arabs (who are Semites) as much as the Arabs hate the Jews (who are Semites). Yet they trace their lineage back to a common ancestor.

Feb 21 07:15

‘GUN!’: Three injured in panic after actor with ‘Hamilton’ prop pistol is mistaken for active shooter (8 Pics)

Broadway musical “Hamilton,” which was performed at the White House for President Barack Obama and won every award given out that year, including a Nobel Peace Prize and the Stanley Cup, caused quite a stir in San Francisco when someone mistook a “gunshot” on stage for the real thing.

Feb 19 10:33

Humor : Red cap mishap

Feb 19 10:12

More than 7,000 sign petition to sell Montana to Canada for $1 trillion to pay down national debt

More than 7,000 people have signed a petition to “sell” Montana to Canada for $1 trillion and use the proceeds to pay down the national debt – and it seems our northern neighbors would gladly welcome this bite out of the 49th Parallel.

“We have too much debt and Montana is useless,” says the text of the Change.org petition launched last week.

To get Canada to agree, “Just tell them it has beavers or something.”

That’s the entirety of the “cause,” though the slew of comments tacked onto the end by people giving their reasons for signing fleshed that out, as names were being added every three to four minutes on Monday.

Feb 18 23:01

How Leftism Destroyed Marriage

Some rough language,but funny! Some T&A also.Close your eyes. Skip the damn ad.

Badd Popp responds to an article by a male fembot who wants to blame men for becoming "less marriageable." Reality tells a different story.

Terrence Popp: Green Beret, Airborne Ranger, paratrooper, infantry soldier; former professional fighter; college graduate; author, poet, warrior, comedian. Worked in the following professions: soldier, fighter, financial planner, investment banking, mortgage banker, real-estate agent, retail. Has received the following awards: two times, Purple Hearts; two times, Combat Infantry Badges; Airborne wings with Combat Jump star; Expert Infantryman Badge; Green Beret; Ranger Beret; FFKA North American Champion Belt, 1998.

Feb 18 08:38

Political Humor:REPUBLICAN LOGIC

Political Humor:REPUBLICAN LOGIC

Feb 18 08:34

Political Humor : COMEDY IS THE REAL EMERGENCY

Political Humor : COMEDY IS THE REAL EMERGENCY

Feb 18 08:15

Honest Government Ad | A message for People Smugglers (MedEvac Bill)

Feb 12 16:47

SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME! Reebok Russia stirs controversy with ‘face-sitting’ slogan in feminist ad campaign

“Sit not on the needle of men’s approval – sit on men’s face.” (Monty Python should be proud) The provocative slogan could have come straight from a Femen protest but it was actually featured in an advert by sportswear company Reebok in Russia.

Feb 11 09:49

Where Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg???

Feb 09 11:57

Pussy John Bolton and His Codpiece Mustache: Examining the Freak Show

American government has become a collection of sordid and dangerous clowns. It was not always thus. Until Bush II, those governing were never lunatics. Eisenhower, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Obama, Clinton had their defects, were sometimes corrupt, and could be disagreed with on many grounds. They weren’t crazy. Today’s administration would seem unwholesome in a New York bus station at three in the morning. They are not normal American politicians.

In particular they seem to be pushing for war with Iran, China, Russia, and Venezuela. And–this is important–their behavior is not a matter of liberals catfighting with conservatives. All former presidents carefully avoided war with the Soviet Union, which carefully avoided war with America.

Feb 06 09:30

Iron Age Chariot Burial Site Found – Complete with Horse and Rider - The Epic History

In the second time in two years, an Iron Age chariot has been found buried in a Yorkshire community. The discovery was made in the town of Pocklington, England, at a construction site where more than 200 homes are being built.

As of early October 2018, archaeologists are working to fully excavate the find. Media reports say that not only a chariot but also horse and human remains were discovered.

Simon Usher, managing director at Persimmon Homes Yorkshire, said: “We can confirm that a significant archaeological discovery, featuring an Iron Age horse-drawn chariot, has been made at our development, The Mile in Pocklington. Careful excavation is ongoing by our archaeologists and a thorough investigation is in the process to date and detail the find.”

Feb 01 15:56

Public Enemy #1

The way Mueller had the FBI show up at Roger Stone’s home to arrest him was more like what you would see at a major drug bust. CNN was tipped off for full visual fake-news effect.

Feb 01 12:41

Funny Hillary Song - Hillary Clinton Song 2016 - Hillary Clinton Flu - FUNNY HILLARY VIDEO!

Jan 30 12:09

Can't Touch Me The Hillary Song

Jan 29 09:51

Truth is for adults and real men Max Igan & Vinny Eastwood with Eric Spitfire - Vinny Eastwood


ARCHIVE: http://www.thevinnyeastwoodshow.com/s...

As real men disappear into history, a technological slave grid with 5G, surveillance and literal mind control has come into being, necessitating their return!
To balance the meek gentleman and brutal warrior within us all, is the key to freeing humankind from those who lie and kill for personal gain.

Jan 26 12:50

Fuck the Jews - Doug Stanhope

Jan 24 13:40

MEME - "That Smile" #NPC @nytimes @washingtonpost

RE Maga teens/ media

Jan 22 06:57

SALMON ANDY TRIGGERS 3 MALE SJW INTO KISSING

SALMON ANDY cringe - satire

PDX protest

Jan 21 09:09

What's in Your Wallet?

satire

Jan 18 16:21

Raytheon Robotics Division Unviels Worker Replacing Robot (Satire)

Marklar's Ghost posted a blog post

Jan 18 12:10

Toxic Masculinity; Man-Splained. - Politically Correct

comment: The next gillete commercial will be bearded men in skinny jeans shaving their beards asking if their toxic masculinity makes their butt look fat!

Jan 18 10:35

muh free speech!

Using free speech to argue against free speech

Jan 18 09:33

'Gollum-May' Sings Brexit-Inspired Bohemian Rhapsody Song, Conquers Social Media

The parody features "May" narrating her Brexit-related woes and pokes at other political figures like David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jeremy Corbyn.

English actor and Lord of the Rings trilogy star Andy Serkis has delivered another jab at Brexit’s chief architect, UK Prime Minister Theresa May, via a hilarious video he recently uploaded on social media.

The skit, titled "Latest Leak From 10 Downing St…", once again features Serkis adopting the "Gollum-May" persona he came up with in his previous vid, singing a parody of Queen’s hit Bohemian Rhapsody.

"Was that the right deal? Or was that just fantasy? Are we stuck in the Union? No article fif-a-ty?" he sings in the voice of the Lord of the Rings character.

Jan 17 10:19

"It's Ma'am"

Jan 16 15:24

Are You Suffering From Toxic Masculinity? Know The Warning Signs

It's called "toxic masculinity," and it's the latest disease to plague the nation. It can affect every aspect of a toxic man's life. Worst of all, toxic masculinity is contagious, so if you're infected, you need to know right away so you can avoid spreading it to your friends and family.

Jan 16 13:36

video - And it's GONE!!!!!!

classic South Park

Jan 15 14:56

Gillette's Decade Long Gender Bias

Jan 14 19:38

Truth on Earth can only win if sufficient humans are capable to recognize truth: analogy how God might have set this up

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

“In warfare, infiltration tactics involve small independent light infantry forces advancing into enemy rear areas, bypassing enemy front-line strongpoints, possibly isolating them for attack by follow-up troops with heavier weapons. Soldiers take the initiative to identify enemy weak points and choose their own routes, targets, moments and methods of attack; this requires a high degree of skill and training, and can be supplemented by special equipment and weaponry to give them more local combat options.” ~ typical encyclopedic introduction

Jan 12 10:18

This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.

Jan 09 11:08

My sides!

Jan 08 15:53

Scott Adams: Wears a Pope Hat and Evaluates the Morality of Your Walls

Pope Scott the Last, speaks out on the morality of walls

Comments at: https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1082752406985687045

Scott's 'Pope hat' broadcasts are a rare treat.

Jan 07 08:19

My Interview with Democratic Candidate They Legion

In the heart of the heartland, in Des Moines, Iowa, the Democratic Party has at last found a perfect candidate, the one who finally looks like America. She is white and black and Hispanic, all in proper proportions. She has some remnants of Jewish and Arabic blood, and 0,001% of the Native American one. She is transgender and bisexual, an athlete and Rhodes Scholar to boot. She hates personal pronouns and prefers to go under the name, They. Her last name is Legion.

They Legion is being groomed by DNC for the role of a super challenger who will finally unseat Trump. In order to extend They’s appeal to the alt-media community, the DNC decided to grant me this rare interview. Below are the excerpts. And unfortunately, I don’t have the voice beguiling voice of Terry Gross, but try to imagine that she conducts the interview.

Jan 06 11:31

Political Humor:Stable Genius

Jan 04 14:05

Comedy Video Clip of Trump and Rudy Giuliani in Drag

Trump Sexually Assaults Trans Rudy Giuliani (ACTUAL FOOTAGE)

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